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Hotblack

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Will talk science, tech, economics, politics, post stupid puns and captions for pictures Cares about inequalities and exclusion, particularly around health Enjoys cricket Made @news.invalid-handle.com and @ftl.invalid-handle.com

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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 17/05/2026
- Football - Complaining about refereeing decisions - Banning things
Keir Starmer That’s Real Britan
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 14/05/2026
Wonderful to see
Keir Starmer That’s real Britain speech
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 11/05/2026
Backbench revolt to oust an unpopular and short-lived PM?
Keir Starmer doing his ‘That’s real Britain’ speech, maybe his biggest achievement is this meme
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 10/05/2026
Happy Birthday! Have a lovely day @ewacat.bsky.social Here’s our neighbours cat who comes to visit and expresses her views on the world in various ways
A cat sitting on a chair. Over the back of the chair is a shopping bag, turned inside out. The cat has its head in the bag so it is completely obscured and hidden
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 08/05/2026
Keir Starmer doing his That’s real Britain speech
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 01/05/2026
Keir Starmer doing his “That’s real Britain” speech
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 27/04/2026
😞 I hear you and also miss having a cat. I’ve had a few visits from a neighbours one who visits the house often and she’s sometimes been allowed up to see me. A real treat Here she is doing what I think we all feel like doing when the world is a but much
A cat sitting on a chair with her head in a bag which is resting over the back of the chair
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 14/04/2026
Haseeb Hameed named Wisden Cricketer of the Year
Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with “That’s real Britain” written below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 19/03/2026
What an absolute smeghead
Scott Bessent. Only joking it’s Kryten from Red Dwarf
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 18/03/2026
🫡 🇬🇧
Keir Starmer saying That’s Real Britain
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 17/03/2026
🫡
A cartoon cow and chicken standing side by side with arms raised. It’s Cow and Chicken!
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 17/03/2026
There’s good Dobby and then there’s…
A picture of Dobby from Harry Potter with the text “BAD Dobby!” overliad
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 13/03/2026
There was some confusion at the launch of the Lib Dem tech and AI strategy as Ed Davey talked about using llama with his phone
Ed Davey posing with a phone held up towards his face while standing in a field of llamas, one looking quizzically at him
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 12/03/2026
It’s Scott Bessent. Only joking it’s Kryten from Red Dwarf looking a bit uncertain
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 12/03/2026
Keir Starmer doing his “That’s real Britain” speech
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 11/03/2026
Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 07/03/2026
Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with the text ‘That’s real Britain’ below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 07/03/2026
He’s a bit of a smeghead
It’s Scott Bessent. Only joking it’s Kryten from Red Dwarf
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
A view of a field in the foreground with flowers, some bushes to the sides and more fields beyond. With a blue sky and white fluffy clouds overhead
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 15/02/2026
Keir Starmer doing his speech with “That’s real Britain” written below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 15/02/2026
I don’t have an agenda but I do have an electric monk
Screenshot showing a post from The Electric Monk bot directly below a post from Ken about Douglas Adams’ Electric Monk
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 23/01/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Three funny anchor or bendy t shapes together. Yes it’s the matter connectivity standard logo
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 22/01/2026
After his speech at Davos,Trump makes a flying visit to Iceland in search of another great deal
Donald Trump superimposed over a picture of an Iceland frozen foods supermarket
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 20/01/2026
“Now, your speech, you can say what you want, but if you do praise that orange fuckwit I will have to set my tortoise on you”
Lindsay Hoyle stands with hands out, facing towards Mike Johnson, they are in a wood panelled room in Parliament
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 20/01/2026
“What’s for lunch?” “Sandwiches… and sambal”
Indonesia's President Prabowo Subianto and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer sit in chairs in front of a fireplace in Downing Street
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 20/01/2026
Absolute smeghead Apparently it’s just like post WW2 with differences of opinion and it’ll all be fine and all work out
Scott Bessent… only joking it’s Kryten from Red Dwarf
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 20/01/2026
A scene many are familiar with of a woman comforting grandpa as he confusedly shouts at people on TV
Donald Trump sitting at a table, leaning forwards and shouting, with U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins beside him, forcing a smile while reaching an arm out to comfort/restrain the mad old fool
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 19/01/2026
President Trump pictured at his Palm Beach resort consulting with one of his most trusted advisers
A photo taken through a window showing Trump wearing a red baseball cap, his head is facing what looks like a plastic model of a bird, as if he were talking to it
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 19/01/2026
“I no longer feeling an obligation to think purely of peas”
A can of peas with a picture of the jolly Green Giant and some peas on it
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 18/01/2026
What a smeghead
Scott Bessent… sorry Kryten from Red Dwarf
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 16/01/2026
“Just like my party, this cocktail has split”
Kemi Badenoch holds a cocktail in front of her face
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 16/01/2026
Jenrick hastily modifies the sign at the press conference announcing motivations for his defection to Reform
Robert Jenrick standing at a lectern with thumb pointed towards a sign behind him, it did read Britain Needs Reform but the last words has been written over with black marker to read Robert
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 16/01/2026
“And I said look, I’m the PM, I know how to make tough decisions, lets have the cheese and pickle AND the egg mayo sandwiches for lunch”
Keir Starmer sitting at a table with some other people, they all have cups in front of them, Keir has his hands held outwards on the table and looks as if he is talking. The picture is from a visit to Scottish Energy trainee centre
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 15/01/2026
“Sandwich’s aren’t real food, cocktails on the other hand”
Kemi Badenoch proudly holds a cocktail in front of her face
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 15/01/2026
Robert Jenrick looks confused as Nigel Farage tells him to “pull my finger”
Nigel Farage sitting with hands held out towards Robert Jenrick who looks on with the face of a man who is Robert Jenrick
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 14/01/2026
Low Gilt
Keir Starmer at party conference doing that speech. The text below reads: That’s real Britain.
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 15/11/2025
“I had a dream of building a windfarm then Trump stole my sandwich”
Ed Miliband giving an interview in the US, he has both his hands up in front of him, clasped as if holding an invisible sandwich
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 15/11/2025
Keir Starmer giving his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 10/11/2025
“Cursed by a legacy of institutions and led by a whimpering class of fearful idiots constantly harassed by a hostile media”
Keir Starmer doing his speech with the text “That’s real Britain”
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 10/11/2025
Surprise replacement as Director General of the BBC
Keir Starmer sits at a desk with a folder open in front if him, looking down towards a very shocked looking fluffy white kitten also sitting on the desk
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 10/11/2025
Surprise replacement as Director General of the BBC
Beaker from the Muppets looking as surprised as ever
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 07/11/2025
Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” written below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 06/11/2025
One for you @mordantmuppetry.bsky.social
Miss Piggy and the rest of the cast of muppets dressed in space fleet uniforms from the Pigs In Space muppets sketch
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 06/11/2025
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Hungarian walk into a pub…
Keir Starmer doing his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” below
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 25/10/2025
Starmer delegates difficult job of giving bad news to MPs to his most trusted aid
Keir Starmer sitting at a desk with pen in one hand and a folder a d shocked looking white fluffy kitten in the tale in front of him
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 24/10/2025
“Jonn, we need you to do the autumn budget, I asked the kitten but…”
Keir Starmer sitting at a desk holding a pen with a folder open in front of him. There is a very shocked fluffy white kitten standing by the folder
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 18/10/2025
A photo of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” shown below him
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 18/10/2025
The appropriate cheese platter?
A black slate with a pile of Babybel cheeses, one has the wax removed so looks like Pac-Man munching on cheese
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 17/10/2025
Working overtime, doing your bit for the productivity drive 🫡
An image of Keir Starmer from his conference speech with the text “That’s real Britain” written underneath
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Hotblack @invalid-handle.com · 16/10/2025
Monster Munch
A picture of three packets of Monster Munch crisps; Pickled Onion, Roast Beef and Flamin’ Hot flavour
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