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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ!

@invadersmustdxe.bsky.social
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"WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!" A Chaosverse Role-Parody account of the Irken Invader! EST and Minor-Friendly! > "I promised GIR the Header. Don't ask."

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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> "Another pathetic human filth attempt at creating someone remotely capable of true power, of course.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> "Ah-" [(Oh wait, I'm supposed to be acting human-)] > "I have no idea what you mean, I'm just a normal human worm baby.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
> "Couldn't be me to desire foolish human touch-smoop. My only desires are the appreciation from my Tallests!" ... when you say it like that, it sounds like a weird way wanting your parents to be proud of you...
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Zim stares at the horse while the horse stares back. > "... I don't like the way this quadrupedal Hoof creature is staring at me."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
> "Eh?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
> "Well, since I have nothing better to do, I guess I might as well start figuring out these, "Dark Worlds" I heard so much about.!'
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
> "... you know, this "coffee" substance isn't quite bad when you manage to nullify the acidic effect."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
> "Ironic that you originally spited the weird cat being and now you're all "Smooshy Ploop" with her." 🕵️ {Being Zim is fun because I can just make up terms for words and I LOVE IT-)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[#/ Wait, where's the school going?!?]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
> "I can eradicate those puny humans for you they have things if interest!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
> "After Operation Cyber Beasts succeeds, I would like to investigate more about these "Dark Fountains" and the worlds they've been rumored to create. It would be interesting to have a place where I can conspire away from prying eyes..."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🕵️ {Guess who got bored and decided to make themselves a ZIM-)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🕵️ {NO WAY I GOT A GIR TO MY ZIM NOW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "Wait, kitchen appliances phases through stuff now?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> ".... titans age?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🕵️ {I couldn't resist making this XD)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "FOOLISH CHEESE-SNIFFER! ZIM CANNOT BE BOUGHT! ... Buuuut if you're looking to buy someone I know a very annoying Human Filth-Fly that I know no one will miss-!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "Yes, they can be... stupid. Really stupid."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[🎥] > "Wow, they're all at each other's throats! Classic inferior beings, I knew it was a good idea to keep quiet!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
> "This Drifter's anger is interesting... I wonder if their powers can be replicated... I'll take a short break watch this once Im done with the final phase of Operation Cyber Beasts. My army is too important to ignore for the time being."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
> "Ugh, what's with this "Dark World" the pig filth keeps speaking about..? It sounds interesting.. perhaps I should look into this... Later, however! I still haven't finished my CURRENT plan!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
> "I need to establish my dominance on these filthy humans! GIR, WRITE THE CALLOUT POST!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
> "You foolish beings are arguing over these "dogs" and "cats" when I can say that those two inferior species do not hold a CANDLE to the most dreadful creature of all... THE BEES."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
> "HA! Zim has no need to worry about the filthy humans! ... but if someone were to pose as a threat to my mission of world domination, then the humans shall live to squeal another day. There will be no other opposition, I will ensure it..."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
> "Of course! I make sure to be at my best for my mission of world domination! Especially if it means the Almighty Tallests will be most pleased with me.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
> "I agree with this Egg-shaped human and odd big-eared boy's statement! Zim needs QUIEEEEET!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
> "Ha! No matter the era, the pitiful humans are no match for ZIIIIIIM!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
> "It's those canned cheese things! The HUMAN SCUM manufactured them for AGES so they can weaken me.! ... I THINK IT WORKED!" Quite the hangover, huh.
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
> "GAH! Ugh, I think I got into another cheese coma again... what'd I miss..?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
> "... I may never understand these inferior beings, GIR." [#/ I ate a dirt taco yesterday.] > "Good for you, GIR. Good for you."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
[🎥] > "Easy for someone with puny knowledge on Irken technology to make such STUPID accusations! If anything, this proves just how durable my evil minions are and how great the Tallests are for giving me their strongest SIR Unit!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
[🎥] > "If you're trying to break GIR with that it won't work! He's somehow completely functional even with several parts missing! ... Don't ask how I know that."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"I mean, even on my worst days, I'm still at my best when it comes to my plans of world domination.! I don't blame you youngsters for your exhaustion, though. All you ever knew were sweet, laidback times!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Couldn't be me, that's for sure.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Honestly I think that's a given for a good majority of us! That secretary suit is SO out."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"... well, when Orbot said he found a strange rift leading somewhere, this was not what I was expecting. Oh well! I basically have the same job as before, so this is manageable." > [A swap has occurred! The Unstable Emperor is temporarily substituting for the Irken Invader!]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
> "Use a Temporal Object Displacement Device to send rubber piggies into the filthy human's past that will effect his future by being swapped with objects of importance, making him suffer physically and psychologically until he dies a slow, painful, AGONIZING DOOMY DEATH!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
> "Who is this... "Soar-rah".?" <"SORA was a Genera-"> > "Nonono, the one from the video game, not the pitiful earth AI." Computer just pulls up a Simple Wiki page on Kingdom Hearts. > "... He seems puny."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
> "Time to scout."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
🕵️ {FINALLY, THE THREAD GOT OUT!!!!)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
But anyways, to wrap up my report: All is well, considering they all seem busy, lying low seems to be a good plan, and the humans will meet their doom shortly. The last part I will make sure of. End entry." 「 #ROBOBOTMONSTERZ 」
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
... as for the other one, it has seemingly changed form, but retains its memory... It seems to be... fond of GIR and I, especially me, which... I guess is convenient. I'll have to ask computer about what that means, but it hasn't been let out of the device yet, as a precaution. [⇒]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The pitiful humans have no idea... they live oblivious to their own end that's rapidly approaching them! Once Phase Three has begun, they'll struggle and scream for their filthy lives, and over time... BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ZIIIIIIIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! [⇒]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
-it out for a test one outside its digital confinements so see if it works in the real world. If it succeeds, then I will finally prepare for the control of all Deegeemon on Urth, and conquer the planet once and for all, pleasing the Almighty Tallests... wherever they are. [⇒]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
[Log Date #032226] > "Irken Invader ZiM speaking, with new progress on Operation Cyber Beasts. After treacherous attempts at trying to finalize the signals, I have successfully perfected each frequency needed to control these Deegeemon. I am planning to take- [⇒]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[#/ Hhehehehe...] GIR seems to be taking care of the Digimon. Seems like it's taking to the device it's in nicely. ... hang on... Did it change..?
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