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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ!

@invadersmustdxe.bsky.social
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"WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!" A Chaosverse Role-Parody account of the Irken Invader! EST and Minor-Friendly! > "I promised GIR the Header. Don't ask."

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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Would he be able to had made something that's able to harness the dark energy of space in the form of a small moose if he wasn't?
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
> "I should get ME a cult, it would make future plans of world domination more easy." It wouldn't go well, honesty. Take the Children of the Bright and Shining Saucer, for example.
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> "Another pathetic human filth attempt at creating someone remotely capable of true power, of course.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> "Ah-" [(Oh wait, I'm supposed to be acting human-)] > "I have no idea what you mean, I'm just a normal human worm baby.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ZIM's too damn stubborn to take any bait, that's his ego for you.. GIR however... is as gullible as a child.
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
> "I heard about this "Phoenixes" stuff, but I have little interest in puny defenses."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
> "Couldn't be me to desire foolish human touch-smoop. My only desires are the appreciation from my Tallests!" ... when you say it like that, it sounds like a weird way wanting your parents to be proud of you...
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🕵️{OH MY GOD BLUESKY WORKS AGAIN)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Zim stares at the horse while the horse stares back. > "... I don't like the way this quadrupedal Hoof creature is staring at me."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
> "Eh?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
> "Well, since I have nothing better to do, I guess I might as well start figuring out these, "Dark Worlds" I heard so much about.!'
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
> "... you know, this "coffee" substance isn't quite bad when you manage to nullify the acidic effect."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
> "Who are these jacks, anyways? And why do they keep jumping?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
> "Yes, I witnessed that with the Pig Worms too many times to count..."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
> "Ironic that you originally spited the weird cat being and now you're all "Smooshy Ploop" with her." 🕵️ {Being Zim is fun because I can just make up terms for words and I LOVE IT-)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
> "I found out about glue." Intentionally leaving the part about how he bathed in paste.
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
> "I once flooded the entire planet to ensure victory over the Dib spawn."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[#/ Wait, where's the school going?!?]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
> "Well, alright... my offer still stands if you want it!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
> "... even I got a little tense when you said that and I have no idea what it is.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
> "I can eradicate those puny humans for you they have things if interest!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
> "Is it possible to weaponize this "Green Virus" perhaps?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
> "After Operation Cyber Beasts succeeds, I would like to investigate more about these "Dark Fountains" and the worlds they've been rumored to create. It would be interesting to have a place where I can conspire away from prying eyes..."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🕵️ {Guess who got bored and decided to make themselves a ZIM-)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🕵️ {NO WAY I GOT A GIR TO MY ZIM NOW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "Wait, kitchen appliances phases through stuff now?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "Foolish humans believing their glory can last forever.! A mere scrub sponge doesn't phase me!" 🕵️{Absolute Greed vs Pure Stupidity, who will win?)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "I have no need of a figure! Those tiny human stink toys could never match up to the glory of ZIIIIIIM!!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> ".... titans age?"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "FOOLISH CHEESE-SNIFFER! ZIM CANNOT BE BOUGHT! ... Buuuut if you're looking to buy someone I know a very annoying Human Filth-Fly that I know no one will miss-!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
> "Yes, they can be... stupid. Really stupid."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
[Related Case Files]
static.klipy.com
Retro Computer Monitor with Red Glow
ALT: Retro Computer Monitor with Red Glow
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[🎥] > "Wow, they're all at each other's throats! Classic inferior beings, I knew it was a good idea to keep quiet!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
> "This Drifter's anger is interesting... I wonder if their powers can be replicated... I'll take a short break watch this once Im done with the final phase of Operation Cyber Beasts. My army is too important to ignore for the time being."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
> "Ugh, what's with this "Dark World" the pig filth keeps speaking about..? It sounds interesting.. perhaps I should look into this... Later, however! I still haven't finished my CURRENT plan!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🕵️ {aye after robobotmonsterz ends I genuinely wanna get into dark world shenanigans with Zim It would be so funny for him to try to raise an army to take over the dark world XD)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
> "Dogs have horns now?" 🕵️ {IM SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST-)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
> "I need to establish my dominance on these filthy humans! GIR, WRITE THE CALLOUT POST!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
> [THE INVASION BEGINS! (Starter Call!)] [>#Like_for_a_starter/ >#Repost_to_share]
static.klipy.com
Glitch Art - G1ft3d
ALT: Glitch Art - G1ft3d
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Manipulative, destructive, impulsive, spiteful, oblivious, lazy, self-centered, egotistical.... Yeah, the list is pretty big for Zim. For GIR? Possibly insane.
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
> "... hmm.. the humanoid dog mechanic has a distain of cats.... Interesting to find out... seems perfect to use this genetic hatred for a possible future plan..."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
> "You foolish beings are arguing over these "dogs" and "cats" when I can say that those two inferior species do not hold a CANDLE to the most dreadful creature of all... THE BEES."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
> "Pah! Zim needs SERVANTS, not friends!" [#/ OOH! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!!!]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
🕵️ {if I had a dollar for every verse I'm carrying I'd have 3 dollars, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
🕵️ {odd thing to ask, but... WHY THE HELL DID EVERY GIF GET STATIC.KLIPY'D?!?!?!)
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
> "HA! Zim has no need to worry about the filthy humans! ... but if someone were to pose as a threat to my mission of world domination, then the humans shall live to squeal another day. There will be no other opposition, I will ensure it..."
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
> "... GIR, do you ever feel like you're dodging a bullet without you even knowing it?" [/ I feel like a turkey sandwich!] > "... meh, it's probably nothing." [ #𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐙]
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
> "Of course! I make sure to be at my best for my mission of world domination! Especially if it means the Almighty Tallests will be most pleased with me.!"
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ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ! @invadersmustdxe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
> "Ha! No matter the era, the pitiful humans are no match for ZIIIIIIM!"
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☼ @vanishingsun.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
How can you be semi-perfect? You're either perfect, or you're not me.
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