D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Roomie who randomly says: "Bro I'm horny as fuck right now.....wanna stuff your face in my asscheeks and make cute noises for me while I jerk off?" 2231
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Things the skunk did today: - Gaming - Stuffed my face with Little Caesars - Chatted with satisfied recipients of my smelly items... - Jammed out to Incubus while building a Lego Ferrari - Teased a dork in Discord VC with my pizza-fueled farts until he nutted 10/10 day ngl <3 3192
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Me in my Mr. Breast era be like: "I have locked this nerd in a room with 15 gassy skunks and if they can survive 3 minutes without passing out I will give the nerd $8" 0111
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Skunk friend that just answers with "your funeral" anytime you suggest ordering pizza 1140
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025All my homies HATE seeing girls breathing fresh air 180
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Normal people after farting in public: "omg lol that was so embarrassing, I dunno if I can come back again after that" Me after farting in public: *being led out of the store in handcuffs* "Yeah sooooo I'm probably gonna need you to do me a solid and bail me out, bro" 0131
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Skunk mob boss with a gang of goons that go with him everywhere, but he's gotta be in the back of the group because if he stood in front.....one ripped fart and they'd all be down like bowling pins 0206
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Me looking at my Burger King receipt after ordering 5 Whoppers, and 5 more Whoppers 010
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025So what if finding a girl's clitoris is hard?? Finding her nose is 10 times easier.....and 10 times more fun~ <3 0130
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Girls be fallin apart while they huffin my fart 071
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025"OOPS, I just totally definitely accidentally dropped your gf into The Inescapable Pit of Eternal Skunk Stink........my bad, dude" 0141
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025So like....I'm learning it's apparently somewhat common for people to get strapped to their seats with fuckin duct tape if they're super rowdy on an airplane? Why have I never seen this scenario used in fart art before??? It seems like such a missed opportunity tbfh- 0131
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Dude who wears designer cologne and gets 0 bitches VS bro who practically never bathes and gets several bitches (fart cushions) 2194
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Dude at work goes to the back and is like "damn, it smells like ASS" back here Bro is literally standing in my Dedicated Farting Corner....of course it's gonna smell like ass smh- 0214
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I have a medical condition that prevents me being able to stop myself from rubbing my dick while thinking about farting on a dork's face at least twice a day 0162
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Me: "Heheheh...guys, I'm totally about to fart..." The bros: "Fuck yeah dude, let it rip!" The micro trapped in my underwear: "MMPH!! NNRMMMPPHH!!!!" 0210
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Big party where I invite like 6 gassy dudes to come hang out in nothing but our underwear, play games, and scarf down burritos....while we have a hot girl locked in my smotherbox, and constantly fight over who's turn it is to use the "gaming chair"~ 1202
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Pokémon trainer who pulls a prank on his rival where he secretly slips some special bait into their backpack that's specifically made to attract nothing but Skuntanks...... 0111
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Two-sentence horror story: Skunk bro comes over to your house uninvited saying he'll be hanging out with you all night, and he's holding a bag from Taco Bell. Upon further inspection...the bag was empty. 090
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Me buying lockable, heavy-duty harness and using it to tightly restrain your face into my asscheeks, and then a few minutes later being like "oh shit dude....I think I lost the key" Of course I'm literally holding it...but you can't tell since all you can see is FAT SKUNK ASS~ 3174
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Bad news: Pride Month is over, being gay is now illegal again </3 Good news: I'm able to make posts about pretty girls again :3 .......about how good they are at being cute, submissive fart filters for smelly boys, that is~~ 1132
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Skunk demon wizard who has some cute dork's soul trapped in a big, green gem on his necklace....and summons them about 3 times per day on average, for no reason other than to be his fart muffler~ 2238
Reposted by D A N N Y💖GREN💖 @nolemgren.bsky.social · 26/06/2025CW: Gas, farts Canon Cheri content 718841
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Fat himbo skunk who absolutely loves the delicious chili his boyfriend is always cooking for him, despite it making him SUPER gassy 24/7 His cute, dorky boyfriend of course definitely not being a fart freak (he is), the chili is just all he knows how to cook (it is not) 1255
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025We are also in "swamp ass so frequent nearly every fart sounds wet" temperatures..... 0162
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Making two micros have a skate competition on a couple of Tech Decks....winner gets an entire chicken nugget, loser spends the night trapped in a fart jar <3 0132
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Yep.....we've now officially reached "one whiff of my crotch and you'll become completely zonked" temperatures 1132
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Thinking about kidnapping some science nerd and keeping him locked up so I can force him to build horrible smelly contraptions for me..... 1141
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025If you could smell things through the internet I'd be tried for manslaughter 1130
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025If you don't kiss and rub your BF's fat belly after every meal you don't deserve him :3 2111
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025"Hey bro, can you do me a favor and stand like...a little bit to the left for me? Yeah like, riiiight there..." *presses the button that opens the trapdoor beneath you, dropping you in a pit filled with socks and undies drenched in my suffocating musk and stale farts* "Byyye~" 1163
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Some of y'all kinda look like you need to be irreversibly TF'd into a pair of my undies frfr....... 2160
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If you ever feel useless......just remember that I own a washing machine 0110
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Need to get your house fumigated for pests? Well, you have two main options: - Pay an exterminator $200+ - Buy your skunk friend $20 worth of Taco Bell Clearly, one of these is the superior choice.... 3204
Reposted by D A N N YPlushie~🐶🩵 @plushiepaws71.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Himbo skunk roommate who indulges in your kinks 🦨🩷 26114
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025IT'S PRIDE MONTH AGAIN BABY WOOOOO, I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL ASHAMED FOR TOUCHING MYSELF IN BED WHILE THINKING ABOUT MAKING OUT WITH CUTE GUYS!! ...I mean erm- what :3 1110
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025So there's like....a group of protesters outside my window holding anti-skunk signs and yelling about "unlawful use of lethal force" or some shit.... I'm literally just farting like stfu- 0140
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025A strange file called "DANNY.exe" that randomly appears on your desktop late one night... You become curious and click it, when your computer starts glitching out...and you're sucked inside and shoved into a ZIP file...where you'll be trapped choking on my farts forever~ 0110
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025If you were able to actually see farts, my whole bedroom would look like it has a green camera filter like The Matrix 1100
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025My ass is on a mission to wipe oxygen off of the periodic table 0152
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Giving a cute trans girl $20 to eat my ass; call that a successful trans-action 040
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Pro Tip: If you're a skunk, it's a good idea to make friends with two buff bros, and then make sure they come with you wherever you go That way you can have them hold down/restrain anyone you want while you rip ass in the dork's helpless face....~~ 1163
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Me: "wearing all black is very fun and cool <3" Also me: *goes through lint rollers like Taco Bell restrooms go through toilet paper* 050
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Totally didn't just blow a huge load while thinking about having a cute fairy trapped in jar and pumping it full of my nasty skunk farts or anything....... 0131
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025No amount of crazy medieval torture devices will ever be more horrific than being locked in a closet with me after I've eaten a bunch of onion rings with chipotle sauce 2210
