D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025After more than 2 WEEKS she finally just got here....so fucking adorable.. ...she's gonna be getting VERY well acquainted with my scent today, MWAHAHAH~~ <3 1110
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025These look like they'd feel HELLA good scratching an itch back there..... 040
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS All femboys/feminine non-binary dorks should be breathing lungfuls of my FARTS....and nothing else!! ngl.link/danny25401 280
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Pretty based ngl Always super hot thinking about sitting on someone and making them choke on my nasty farts....until their brain completely breaks, and they become a mindless fart-huffing slave, sniffing up all those skunk fumes...no matter how toxic <3 ngl.link/danny25401 090
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025It would be a very BAD idea ofc...unless you like the idea of being forced to breathe in my nasty farts 24/7 no matter where you are Not that it matters, since I've already dropped it in the back of my undies anyway...enjoy filtering skunk farts forever, loser~ ngl.link/danny25401 070
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Most likely yes, but I think it would depend on who it is...very few would actually fall for this lmao There's definitely something hilariously ironic about the simple sight of my fat ass being what distacts you long enough to make you my fart cushion~ ngl.link/danny25401 170
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Hmmmm....I'd say about 37 seconds, and that's being generous But let me be clear: just because you pass out from my toxic farts...doesn't mean I'm gonna let you out before I'm ready to~ ngl.link/danny25401 1111
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024WELP.....bad news, guys I didn't get ANY of the cool gifts I wanted!!! Buuuut....I've got a good feeling about this last one MWAHAHAHAHA~~~ Merry Christmas, everyone~ <3 2120
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024DAY 24 OF MY DEAREST, DEEPEST DESIRES....also Christmas is tomorrow or something idk: Absolutely NEED to get one of these from a cute boy one year......so I can ring it like 5 times a day~ >:3 060
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Day 23 of one of the worst ideas I've ever had for a series of posts lmaooo, but it's almost Christmas so it's okay: A little wooden booth...so I can stand outside and rip ass in people's faces for $5 each Danny needs the extra money </3 160
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Day 22...so excited for Knishmas <3 I want an ELECTRIC BROCCOLI TRIMMER WITH DETACHABLE NON-ELECTRIC CAULIFLOWER TRIMMER!!!! 020
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Blah blah blah Day 21 Christmas GIVE ME THE SKUNK GIFTS: $69 Hot Topic gift card...... 010
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024DAY 20, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 20: The Skunk Bombs from Super Animal Royale.....preferably like, 200 of them :3 The idea of being able to just toss one in a room and immediately fill it completely with skunk fumes, choking everyone out.......wonderful~ <3 0112
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024DAY 19 CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS: (19 again?? Huh that's really weird, oh well anyway-) One of them MASSIVE fuckin jawbreakers from Ed, Edd n Eddy 010
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Day 19 is.......the big one... [powerful genie voice] UNLIMITED MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!!!!! 140
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024DAY 17 OF ME SLOWLY LOSING MY SANITY IN A CHRISTMAS-Y KINDA WAY: An absolutely INSANE amount of eggnog.....I don't care how much it fucks up my stomach, this shit is just too damn good and I can't get enough of it 060
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024DAY 16 OF HOLLY JOLLY SOMETHING OR OTHER: Pill that will make me fart uncontrollably, like forever......and turn me into an actual walking biohazard, capable of making entire buildings completely uninhabitable~~ 0114
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Day 15 something something Christmas: The Invader Zim 2005 DVD collector's box set that looks like Zim's house (No, but I'm 100% serious...this and the Mtn Dew OG Xbox are 2 absolute DREAM collector's items on my list for if I ever somehow get a stupid amount of money lmaoo) 030
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024DAY 14 OF DANNY'S DEVIOUS DEMANDS OF DEFINITIVE DOOM: This handy little lockpicking set, y'know for emergencies And definitely not so I can break into your house and kidnap you in the middle of the night to use as my permanent fart filter....that would be silly uwu 050
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024This just popped into my head for some reason, but I think it'd be funny as fuck if people just started referring to witch-themed vibes as "frutiger tarot" 020
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024DAY 13 OF SKUNKY CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS: This super cute collar that has........wait...ohhhh oops- My bad, this one was supposed to be a gift for YOU....looks like I ruined the surprise </3 070
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024DAY 12 OF MY BARELY CHRISTMAS-RELATED ASSORTMENT OF REQUESTS: Mtn Dew underwear....like, imagine lmao Me, a smelly goth boy who typically wears nothing but black...pulling down my pants as the last thing you see is a bright pair of Mtn Dew undies before you're smothered by my ass~ 2110
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Day 11 of my horrible list of Christmas wishes: Buster Sword......... 240
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024DAY 10 OF MY CHRISTMAS DEMANDS: The Golden Corral chocolate fountain Like they DON'T EVEN HAVE IT ANYMORE, and if they're not using them.....then there's no reason I can't have one ùwú 050
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024CHRISTMAS LIST DAY 9: 9 cases of Tina's Red Hot Beef frozen burritos They're like so damn good, I love em....and it's like infinite fart fuel <3 040
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Day 8 of the Christmas list is also VERY important: ....do I really need to explain what this one is for~? ùwú 190
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Day 7 of the Christmas list is a pretty important one: LOTS and lots of duct tape.....very useful for making sure fart mufflers stay right where I need them to be~ <3 090
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Day 6 of my psychotic Christmas list: Bloodrayne for the Xbox uwu 010
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024On the 5th day of Christmas, the stimky wants to seeeeee....🎶 FIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDENNNNN MONSTERRRRRS 010
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024On the 4th day of Christmas, the skunkboy wants to seeeee🎶 .....a roll of police tape, so I can warn everyone about the very real, life-threatening dangers of entering my room :3 140
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Day 3 of the Christmas list: One of these, to trap dweebs inside of with my toxic skunk farts....~ ...although, I suppose it would be sorta weird gift wrapping an empty box lol 181
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Day 2 of my Christmas list: Like 50 new pairs of underwear Gonna need to stockpile a whole bunch.....considering I've decided I won't be washing any ever again <3 040
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Putting one of these on my Christmas wishlist this year: (Thinking of doing a series of posts this month where I keep adding something kinky and/or silly to my "Christmas list" every day until Christmas lol) 0100
D A N N Y @invaderskunkboy.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I think one of the hardest choices I'll ever have to make is deciding which of these two I want my bedroom to look like 020
