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Intimidation Crab

@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
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Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH. 🏎️ Get TFR: tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc 🦎 Get NLIR: tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck 📑 Unity Tutorials: tinyurl.com/22zp

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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21h
It's time for the Steam Autumn Sale, and you can get three of my ridiculous games all for under $2! #IndieGames #Steam #Discount store.steampowered.com/search/?deve...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mega Golf - Moving In #GameDev #Destruction #Moving
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck, I miss when gaming was weirder
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you have a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl out from the library, read it now. I have been waiting ages (2 weeks) for the next book to be available.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Notepad
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck, 10 years ago. I am going to die soon.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking the high road on the Black Gold map of Mega Golf #GameDev #MiniGolf #Gaming
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who wants to help push Mega Golf to the top of IndieDB? Just take 2 minutes and skim some articles. www.indiedb.com/games/mega-g...
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Mega Golf Windows, Linux game
Mega Golf is Twisted Metal forced into a game of mini golf. Smash through buildings, drop landmines, and smash your opponents into the sea as you make your way to the hole. Currently, Mega Golf suppor...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wish list today if you want to slide around in oil and blow things up. store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Black Gold - From the Desert Tax Haven course #GameDev #Gaming #PCGaming
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wish list it now to give it a boost store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Before and after chaos in the Drained Oasis - Mega Golf #GameDev #Gaming #IndieGames
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still think way too much (read: at all) about Two Worlds, a game that was supposed to rival Oblivion, but when I bought it there was a bugged door in the tutorial and I never got to play past the first hallway. I wonder what I missed out on? I've never talked to anyone who played it.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They've spent so much time hyping up how they were putting Halo back into the hands of people who care about it only to turn around and put it in the hands of people who don't care about anything.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another look at the Drained Oasis from the Desert Tax Haven course in Mega Golf #GameDev #Gaming #LevelDesign
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Treating some ancient ruins with the same respect as the British Museum store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Check out the chaos of MEGA GOLF. Next update adds the Desert (tax) Haven course. #GameDev #Gaming #Steam store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking at all the other books on my To Read list feels exactly like looking into a full fridge when all you want is take-out pizza.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tragedy I have a six week hold at the library for the next book in a series, and now I don't want to read anything else.
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SULLY - PolyPaint out now! 🎨 @artofsully.com · 15/09/2026
N64 and PSX artists rejoice - my vertex/normal painter tool POLYPAINT is now (finally) live on the Unity Asset Store!! 🎊 Grab it 30% off for the launch week - I can't wait to see what you all do with it! assetstore.unity.com/packages/slu...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't been doing well at advertising, so let me try the super-liminal method. WISHLIST MEGA GOLF ON STEAM BEFORE DECEMBER! store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/... #GameDev #IndieGames #Steam
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone shut the hell up and watch this stupid trailer m.youtube.com/watch?v=OSXo... #GameDev #PCGaming #GameTrailer
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Mega Golf - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Intimidation Crab
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cool, throw me in the pile. None of my stupid games have AI content.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have not only wasted countless hours, but bought From Dust on multiple systems, and I've only been able to play it once because of the stupid 3rd party sign in system being broken.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am not good at making cinematics, but Mega Golf deserves a try.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What is left to eat at this point?
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That's... So much. People can hit 50 posts a day? How much time are people spending on Twitter?
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There was a time in my life when I sought out banned books to read. I was always expecting something salacious, ideas so powerful that they must be hidden I eventually stopped because it turned out that they're all just normal books. I can't imagine being so dull as to be afraid of them.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.
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Is There a Fishing Minigame? @fishingminigames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can get Cat-Burglar on PC! You can also follow the developer on Bluesky, @intimidationcrab.bsky.social! intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar
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Cat-Burglar by Intimidation Crab
Break into an exotic fish shop and steal all the fish.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's a little rough, but my project is finished for the #GoneFishingGameJam, and I am tired. intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar
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Cat-Burglar by Intimidation Crab for Gone Fishing Game Jam II
Break into an exotic fish shop and steal all the fish.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This wasn't originally made as a Sam Fisher joke, but now it is one.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Once more into the stream. Come watch me fumble my way through my project for the #GoneFishingGameJam #GameDev #Twitch #Fiiish www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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intimidation_crab2 - Twitch
intimidation_crab2 streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Our rail system also sucks ass
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back at it on the fish game. #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch #GameDev www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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intimidation_crab2 - Live on Twitch
Gone Fishing Game Jam | Streaming software and game development.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm starting to understand why people didn't see through Superman's disguise. Taking off glasses really changes the whole person.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If anyone wants to join the jam: itch.io/jam/gone-fis...
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Gone Fishing Game Jam II
A game jam from 2026-08-14 to 2026-08-21 hosted by Thorne :Þ. The Gone Fishing Game Jam returns, hosted by the person behind 'Is There A Fishing Minigame?', the Fishing Minigame Guy! This is a 7 day g...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Come watch me work on my stupid idea for the Gone Fishing Game Jam! #GameDev #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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intimidation_crab2 streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At the back of my mind, I always harbored the hope that after my life collapsed, I would end up running a rare book store and selling things to weird, eccentric and adventurous people. Never in that fantasy was I collecting books for a robot to scan and destroy.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can definitely write too much about old school racing games and bad translations.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 16/08/2026
Job hunting in the games industry be like
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thank God I don't have to figure out how to put a fishing game into a golf game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How the fuck was this on the GBA? All the games I had on that looked like shit.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Do you want to play with my balls? Mega Golf launches Dec. 2026. Wish list it on Steam today! #GameDev #Gaming #PCGaming store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just entered the #GoneFishingGameJam and I am trying to decide between two ideas. One would take me about 5 hours to put together. The other might take two weeks of sleepless nights. Couldn't possibly pick between them.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shameful truth, Sonic Adventure was my favorite Sonic game. I liked raising race horses.
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