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Intimidation Crab

@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
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Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH. 🏎️ Get TFR: tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc 🦎 Get NLIR: tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck 📑 Unity Tutorials: tinyurl.com/22zp

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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mega Golf - Moving In #GameDev #Destruction #Moving
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you have a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl out from the library, read it now. I have been waiting ages (2 weeks) for the next book to be available.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking the high road on the Black Gold map of Mega Golf #GameDev #MiniGolf #Gaming
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who wants to help push Mega Golf to the top of IndieDB? Just take 2 minutes and skim some articles. www.indiedb.com/games/mega-g...
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Mega Golf Windows, Linux game
Mega Golf is Twisted Metal forced into a game of mini golf. Smash through buildings, drop landmines, and smash your opponents into the sea as you make your way to the hole. Currently, Mega Golf suppor...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Black Gold - From the Desert Tax Haven course #GameDev #Gaming #PCGaming
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Before and after chaos in the Drained Oasis - Mega Golf #GameDev #Gaming #IndieGames
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still think way too much (read: at all) about Two Worlds, a game that was supposed to rival Oblivion, but when I bought it there was a bugged door in the tutorial and I never got to play past the first hallway. I wonder what I missed out on? I've never talked to anyone who played it.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another look at the Drained Oasis from the Desert Tax Haven course in Mega Golf #GameDev #Gaming #LevelDesign
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Treating some ancient ruins with the same respect as the British Museum store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Check out the chaos of MEGA GOLF. Next update adds the Desert (tax) Haven course. #GameDev #Gaming #Steam store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tragedy I have a six week hold at the library for the next book in a series, and now I don't want to read anything else.
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SULLY - POLYPAINT out now! 🎨 @artofsully.com · 15/09/2026
N64 and PSX artists rejoice - my vertex/normal painter tool POLYPAINT is now (finally) live on the Unity Asset Store!! 🎊 Grab it 30% off for the launch week - I can't wait to see what you all do with it! assetstore.unity.com/packages/slu...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't been doing well at advertising, so let me try the super-liminal method. WISHLIST MEGA GOLF ON STEAM BEFORE DECEMBER! store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/... #GameDev #IndieGames #Steam
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone shut the hell up and watch this stupid trailer m.youtube.com/watch?v=OSXo... #GameDev #PCGaming #GameTrailer
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Mega Golf - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Intimidation Crab
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am not good at making cinematics, but Mega Golf deserves a try.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There was a time in my life when I sought out banned books to read. I was always expecting something salacious, ideas so powerful that they must be hidden I eventually stopped because it turned out that they're all just normal books. I can't imagine being so dull as to be afraid of them.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.
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Is There a Fishing Minigame? @fishingminigames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can get Cat-Burglar on PC! You can also follow the developer on Bluesky, @intimidationcrab.bsky.social! intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar
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Cat-Burglar by Intimidation Crab
Break into an exotic fish shop and steal all the fish.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's a little rough, but my project is finished for the #GoneFishingGameJam, and I am tired. intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar
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Cat-Burglar by Intimidation Crab for Gone Fishing Game Jam II
Break into an exotic fish shop and steal all the fish.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Once more into the stream. Come watch me fumble my way through my project for the #GoneFishingGameJam #GameDev #Twitch #Fiiish www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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intimidation_crab2 - Twitch
intimidation_crab2 streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back at it on the fish game. #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch #GameDev www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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intimidation_crab2 - Live on Twitch
Gone Fishing Game Jam | Streaming software and game development.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Come watch me work on my stupid idea for the Gone Fishing Game Jam! #GameDev #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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intimidation_crab2 - Twitch
intimidation_crab2 streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At the back of my mind, I always harbored the hope that after my life collapsed, I would end up running a rare book store and selling things to weird, eccentric and adventurous people. Never in that fantasy was I collecting books for a robot to scan and destroy.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 16/08/2026
Job hunting in the games industry be like
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Do you want to play with my balls? Mega Golf launches Dec. 2026. Wish list it on Steam today! #GameDev #Gaming #PCGaming store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just entered the #GoneFishingGameJam and I am trying to decide between two ideas. One would take me about 5 hours to put together. The other might take two weeks of sleepless nights. Couldn't possibly pick between them.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Murder Party is the more fun and prescient version of Velvet Buzzsaw, which is an opinion that is both very niche, and about a decade out of date.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hate being a solo developer, because the person requesting one-off, level-unique art and the person who has to either make that art or refuse that request are both me. Let me tell you, me hates me. #GameDev
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't understand how marketing works, so here is my Steam page. store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ONE FUCKING HOUR LEFT FOR THE MEGA GOLF KICKSTARTER! and then I can finally stop talking about fundraising until it's time to make the next game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Damn, no longer $69.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Mega Golf Kickstarter is currently at $69, and I am thinking about closing donations just for the stupid joke.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Time sure flies when you're fucking exhausted
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
14 hours left on Mega Golf! And all is well. #GameDev #PCGaming www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Update 2: The Kickstarter is ending, and Mega Golf is beginning. · Mega Golf
Just a few hours left on the campaign. I sort of wish I had done more to promote it, but honestly, it got to where it needed to go, and I am tired.Anyway, Mega Golf now has a Steam page.https://store....
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hate how so much news about the arts is actually just about money.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Also, in honor of the fully funded Mega Golf campaign, I am proud to announce the official Steam Page, complete with a terrible, place-holder trailer. store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
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Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
66 hours left on the Mega Golf Kickstarter. I accidentally planned the last days of this for my vacation, which was a mistake, but we've already hit the goal. Anyway, thanks for all the support. www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Mega Golf
Smash your way through the cities of the rich in this bloody game of giant golf.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
These three books hang very well together. They are all about people who love the same music, and coming at it from very different angles.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I didn't get a chance to make a silly count down gif last night, but the Mega Golf Kickstarter is now down to 5 days. #GameDev #Gaming #Indie www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Mega Golf
Smash your way through the cities of the rich in this bloody game of giant golf.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
7 days left until the end of the Mega Golf Kickstarter. A chaotic meld of vehicular combat and mini-golf. #GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
7 days on the Mega Golf Kickstarter #GameDev #Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I feel like we lost something as a culture when the pictures on the graphics card boxes went sane.
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
8 days left to help fund Mega Golf. Papa needs a new mouse. www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Devastating news, most word processors don't flag "Maga" as a misspelling of "Mega" and now it looks like I am developing an extra racist golf game.
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Felicia Day @felicia.day · 20/07/2026
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Coming soon: The Guild: Reunion Movie
Help us celebrate The Guild's upcoming 20th anniversary by making an epic piece of entertainment!
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
9 more days left on the Mega Golf Kickstarter. Now with Bumpers! #GameDev www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
10 Days left on the Mega Golf Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco... #GameDev #Kickstarter #Gaming
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Intimidation Crab @intimidationcrab.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just realized that the esoteric Quake symbol is just a stylized Q. So, I feel a few decades slow.
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