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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m not sure that’s a jockstrap. Turn around and prove it.

Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Driving an hour and half (well the car is doing 90% of the work) to a bookstore that has Dungeon Crawler Carl 4-7 in hardcover. (Fuck Amazon)

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Had scrap wood so I started a little build for the porch. Hank was exhausted with all the ankle nips he gave me through the ENTIRE process.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever just get to a point where you’re like “fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck this thing. Fuck that thing.”? I can’t wait for winter so I can just be alone for 5 months.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every extra thing I bought was dog related. They’re spoiled little fuckers.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: Just need dog food. Just need dog food. Just need dog food. Sam's Club: The fuck you do.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dungeon Crawler Carl book 1 finished. Read it in hour stints over the past four days. It’s good. I’ll start book 2 this weekend. I bought about a dozen books to read during the colder months but at this rate I’m going to need more books.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The boys are outside and they are playing with toys that have very loud squeakers in them. Someone off in the distance just shouted, “who the fuck is playing the rubber chicken?!”

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He sprained his pinky toe. Dramatic limp. Didn’t want to eat or drink unless I brought it straight to him. He was a big drama llama for 3 days.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This little gremlin gave me a fright for a few days but he’s back to normal.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I charge my Mustang at roughly 7.5¢(freedom cents) per KWh. They see me rolling, they hating.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She got up once I put the dogs back in the house. They had zero interest in her but she wasn’t chancing it.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Meet Margo. She likes blueberries but wants to play dead when I let the dogs out. I had a mango-loving and lap-napping opossum in Florida. Maybe this one likes porch hangouts? Charcuterie and wine?

Margo rolled over with a blueberry in her mouth

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Toilet paper positioning *chef’s kiss* 😂

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When ya’ll pull the trigger, let me know. I’m handy.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I dislike that I took this and it pinpointed me exactly 😭

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That’s an accommodating throat you got there 😜

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hot tub featurette: an owl just swooped into the yard and caught something.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Mailbox stand. I have it stained and sealed but not looking forward to digging the holes yet.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s my birthday! I don’t need anything but if you want you can Venmo or Cashapp me so I buy the boys new toys! Venmo: @sporkabuse Cashapp: $pogonology

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’m at a point where I just want to be around dogs and cats. No people. (Hank tax. He started on the opposite side of the couch and kept creeping closer thinking I didn’t see him. Once he was on the same seat as me I pet him and broke his stealth. He slunk off the couch to restart the process.)

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

He ran around in the rain and this is how he crashes.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’ll use both hands for all the leverage 😈

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Fence looks good. Oh yeah, the dogs are enjoying the wet yard.

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