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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Had scrap wood so I started a little build for the porch. Hank was exhausted with all the ankle nips he gave me through the ENTIRE process.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever just get to a point where you’re like “fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck this thing. Fuck that thing.”? I can’t wait for winter so I can just be alone for 5 months.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: Just need dog food. Just need dog food. Just need dog food. Sam's Club: The fuck you do.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dungeon Crawler Carl book 1 finished. Read it in hour stints over the past four days. It’s good. I’ll start book 2 this weekend. I bought about a dozen books to read during the colder months but at this rate I’m going to need more books.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The boys are outside and they are playing with toys that have very loud squeakers in them. Someone off in the distance just shouted, “who the fuck is playing the rubber chicken?!”

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This little gremlin gave me a fright for a few days but he’s back to normal.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Meet Margo. She likes blueberries but wants to play dead when I let the dogs out. I had a mango-loving and lap-napping opossum in Florida. Maybe this one likes porch hangouts? Charcuterie and wine?

Margo rolled over with a blueberry in her mouth

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hot tub featurette: an owl just swooped into the yard and caught something.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s my birthday! I don’t need anything but if you want you can Venmo or Cashapp me so I buy the boys new toys! Venmo: @sporkabuse Cashapp: $pogonology

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’m at a point where I just want to be around dogs and cats. No people. (Hank tax. He started on the opposite side of the couch and kept creeping closer thinking I didn’t see him. Once he was on the same seat as me I pet him and broke his stealth. He slunk off the couch to restart the process.)

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

He ran around in the rain and this is how he crashes.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Fence looks good. Oh yeah, the dogs are enjoying the wet yard.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

They spent so much time outside yesterday. They just want to be loafs today.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Took off my shorts and he instantly decided to nap on them.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Okay bee, I’ve saved you not once but THRICE from the hot tub. *scoops it out and walks buck ass naked to the tree line to let it go* Pretty sure I saw the upstairs neighbor’s bedroom light flick off. Oop.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Madonna? nah. I just saw Modest Mouse released a new album last month.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Bruce doesn’t like the heat. Hank is like, “what heat?”

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

After intense wrestling they laid down to play tug-o-war.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Poor Hank, you’ll never outrun your brother.

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Instant Gratification… But Later! @instantgbl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Bruce was shook when I told him he was going to the park. He was even more shook by the horse sized dogs we met there. (He eventually started playing with them)