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Teddy Swolesevelt

@instant-oatmeal.bsky.social
1.3K followers 366 following 102 posts

Beef+Cake = the eternal struggle of SoftBro💪🦄 vs HardBro💪🦍

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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Halloween is gonna be super fun
Omni-Beef
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kinda difficult to avoid beef these days
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Business in the front, partyness in the back
jocked and strapped
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Massive 💪😘
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fillin' up the keg 🫃
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Billboard space available
Big back
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The classic big boy move
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Still trying to figure out where I land on the bear spectrum
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
sweat hot american tummer
(laughing to keep from crying)
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mowxla @mowxla.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
felt thick 🐗
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm always learning
WaltaurManTaur
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you saw this bear in the woods what would you do? 🤔
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Tried something new this weekend!
Beefcake in a mawashi Beefcake in a mawashi
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mowxla @mowxla.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
⁉️
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tuesday innit?
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I just think it’s neat.
Skinny Casey back in 2017 vs more muscular Casey in 2026
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Back to your regularly scheduled belly and biceps 💪🐮
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Beef with a side of beef
SuperheroicAnd super thick
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Strong color stories (and strong legs) this week
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Happy Fat Boy Friday! Or I guess Fit Boy Friday for me?
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That was a good leg day
Leggies
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I gotchu 💪😘
Him flex
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🪵🔝 @timberverstop.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Built for cuddles 🧸
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Squatty thotty
That mustache is smiling at me
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Feeling some oats today
Fit Check: I don't know what I'm doingFit Check: Straps and a hat
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Youngster Joey @jcov.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trainer: So what's your gym goal? Me: I would like to go viral simply for being huge in public
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Me tho
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I wanna be as big as you 😍
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Plato quoting the Black Eyed Peas: "Pump it"
PumpIt
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Is he y'know... beefy?
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's been a very long week. When all anyone at work is talking about is cutting lately and you're surrounded by that for hours on end and you support them doing it but don't want to yourself right now, it knocks your body image down and makes getting back up a struggle.
We're men, men in tights
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I should call him
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
🕳️
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"damn bitch you live like this?"
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Posting gym pics instead of processing feelings of inadequacy? Groundbreaking.
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A highly requested look 💪
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
sleeves r hard
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The 2026 pumps have been very nice so far
Oh he flex Oh he chestyOh he flex again Oh he wide
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Merry Christmas from this burly Lumberjack 💪🎅🎄
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Have you been a good boy?
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Beef and cake
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Lemon thighs @lemon-thighs.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Lost in my brain. Need hugs and pizza
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
First time lifting in a singlet felt good! Best snatch day I've had in a while! 💪
Beefy boy singlet Beefy man singlet 💪This weight did not move as well (read: barely) last week
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 24/10/2025
What do you mean growing absolutely massive pecs takes TIME (and a small loan to fuel that growth)!? (A study from that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog)
An illustration of a very muscular dog sat on a weight lifting bench with extremely juicy pecs, he is flexing his arm with a smile. The text reads: Going to the gym once will not turn you into an absolute muscle freak and I'm mad about that.
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Athlethicc // the duality of beef
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Teddy Swolesevelt @instant-oatmeal.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
One center part away from old timey strongman (for Halloween (or for life...))
He's trying 💪
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