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John

@instacrows.bsky.social
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"ChatGPT has Jack Smith ever been to a Hawks basketball game?" "Yes, Jack Smith attended an Iowa Hawkeyes game on..."
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The days of great marvel movies" is a sentence that an actual person wrote and posted online.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I make myself miserable worrying about things that actually matter and affect my daily life and even that is considered unhealthy. I don't know where these people find the time.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well at least they have lots of room for improvement.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Excellent.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lol did they just not bother finding a picture for Montreal?
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's not supposed to be a horror story.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can someone tell me if this is a joke I legitimately can't tell anymore.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Instead he's commenting about how little he's fazed by it while also deleting old posts.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Keep posting. It's refreshing to find someone so willing to tell on themselves.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Keep being a glib creep about a niche interest of yours and calling other people weird. It really helps inform people that you're an idiot.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please literally learn one thing about how the human brain works before saying things like this.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Because people who are concerned about distracted driving also tend to have the ability to read the research.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This should be illegal.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone's cousin just made a fortune.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Keyin college, a private for-profit school, is getting tens of millions of dollars from taxpayers and meanwhile we can't keep the lights on at MUN. The corruption in this province is insane.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#BlueJays
Jonathan Davis in a graphic saying "How Big", harkening back to a promo where he humorously says "bigger than Lake Ontario."
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anything under 60mph should be an automatic ball
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dude sucks.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
...is Netflix sponsoring the regatta?
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well would you look at that: Tom Osborne is still alive. I guess he really does just ignore his constituents.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm becoming such a cranky old man. I'm also becoming more convinced that my old man crankiness is, for the first time in generations, largely justified.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Guardian, you do important work. Please don't be so stupid.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You've made a huge mistake.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
Alt: Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children who are wrong
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Buster is such a ding dong
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm not entirely convinced Louis Varland is real.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Somebody show this to Vlad.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Their best pitcher (in the past 24 hours).
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Let them dream.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Guys the federal government is abruptly ending committee debates and replacing regulatory positions with secret panels and you're using the BREAKING NEWS banner on THIS?!
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
NL Health Services needs to be disbanded and reformed from scratch. They just ~do not~ get it. And by "it" I mean pretty much anything.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Not to be dramatic but that was the worst thing I've ever seen.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Crime is legal now.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Telling the AI drones to take out the screwworms might not have the desired result, but it may still have a positive one.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Against jays. Doesn't count.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This post is inaccurate. The Blue Jays had a pride version of their city connect logo up.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So what you're saying is: he's due.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Finally, we're getting down to brass tacks.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hell yeah.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think I can hear the other site writhing in agony.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just wait until people finally find out about C-22.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dude chill
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This team isn't good at losing apparently.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm gonna bet the Orioles skipper had a bigger one.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Until the owners stop lying about their finances the union shouldn't budge an inch on a cap. It should be a total non starter.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I kind of like the idea of establishing a perpetual bureaucrathon to see which mid-level employee can sneak their likeness onto currency and keep it there the longest. Very Futurama.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
LOL. What a pos.
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John @instacrows.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's his second season there.
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