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Grumpelstein

@inshadows.bsky.social
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Lost in uncharted territory. I write bangers at night when I'm drunk, but nobody sees them.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Leaving for the other side of the world soon. Not sure I want to go there. Not sure I want to come back.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can haz good newz about the world?
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are you me ..? 🤔
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man and guitar united. Ganz cool dude!
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Please bring me back to when an adventure made me enthusiastic. It wasn't that long ago...
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yes, it was weird to begin with 🤔
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hate when this happens!!
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Infantilo.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I am tired. In fact, I am so tired that probably nobody has been this tired at any time in the history of the universe - and even longer. Thank you for your attention to this crap.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah... Unfortunately there's so much stupidity around, I'm becoming a full time druggie...
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just one? Sounds risky.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wonder who got to wipe that... 🤔
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It never did
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My eyesight has become worse and worse over the last 3-4 years or so. Not being able to id stuff at the grocery store if I'd forgotten my glasses was the tipping point, it made me mad enough to give away lots of money AND have someone carve in my eyes... I feel like it's worth it - so far at least.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Yeah! Still a bit weird from day to day but NO EFFIN GLASSES!! :-)
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Broccoli would def. be an awesome name at least for some versions of the soccer cut 😂
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
MAGA Make America WorseThanEver Already The spelling of "MAGA" is almost correct, well done! Yeeess, who's a good boy?...
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This guy doesn't look healthy
Blurry closeup of a drawing of a soldier. A zoomed in portion of the OPs image.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Imagine, I didn't even know that I needed to see this! 😍
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Smart guy. Educated.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And keeps acting like tariffs are paid by the other countries.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hate that so many people have zero empathy for animals
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For real? Also, "truth" social... lol
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Swedish word for mullet ("hockeyfrilla") means "ice hockey haircut". But is there a new king approaching the throne of questionable hairstyles? - The soccer haircut! Evolving from "a regular haircut, only higher up on the head" to a wobbling loaf of hair balancing on the scalp. Ouph. Why??
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not embarrassing at all...
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sorry, but your 6 year old might just be a stone cold criminal. (Let's hope he doesn't steal your eyeliner.)
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Demo(n)cracy
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"I'm in, you can close the gates now." They are everywhere.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Vibe en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_bo...
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Nazi book burnings - Wikipedia
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Birbs
4 image comic where a bird parent tries to teach their baby some words, and when they happen to say "shit", the baby immediately repeats that word.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I could make a joke about how he's stealing a place from someone who needs it, but seriously it sounds pretty cool.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Come on... you're too negative. USA would (probably) no longer have the worst ever comb-over for president. That's something?
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn, I used to be #1 on tic tac... I had the big, tax free edition. :(
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
But isn't it woke and kinda communist to imply that the weather is being weird? Wth Fox?
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh, this one is fun. Maybe questionable in some sense, but fun. :) youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8?...
youtu.be
Backyard Squirrel Maze 2.0- The Walnut Heist
YouTube video by Mark Rober
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Birds and squirrels make my list as well! :) You should put nuts in weird places and watch the squirrels figure out how to get them.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Amazing!
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DANG those two days are ...slightly warmer than the others.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There's always butterflies. And bugs, and larvae. And lizards. And ...well *ehrm* whatever normal people like. And pineapple.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Infantilo
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who would've guessed world war 3 started because various leaders were unhappy with soccer results.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why not just let the orange shitpile decide who gets the medals and get it over with?
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Democracy is woke communist crap.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bouncy!
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That looked like so much fun! Again?
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Imagine if there's tinfoil in the water? 😱
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If I was the president of my country, I would create a special police force that deported people who toss their teabags in the kitchen sink.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Miniature stone henge appears during spinal tap concert.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tiny Stonehenge appearing in the Spinal Tap movie.
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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
While us olives don't do politics, still *yay*. Greetings from my olives.
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