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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Please bring me back to when an adventure made me enthusiastic. It wasn't that long ago...

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I am tired. In fact, I am so tired that probably nobody has been this tired at any time in the history of the universe - and even longer. Thank you for your attention to this crap.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

MAGA Make America WorseThanEver Already The spelling of "MAGA" is almost correct, well done! Yeeess, who's a good boy?...

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Swedish word for mullet ("hockeyfrilla") means "ice hockey haircut". But is there a new king approaching the throne of questionable hairstyles? - The soccer haircut! Evolving from "a regular haircut, only higher up on the head" to a wobbling loaf of hair balancing on the scalp. Ouph. Why??

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why not just let the orange shitpile decide who gets the medals and get it over with?

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If I was the president of my country, I would create a special police force that deported people who toss their teabags in the kitchen sink.

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Stop, I have to leave. My Auschwitch model railway reports a malfunction, there might be HO scale humans not dying the way I intended.

Stephen Muller looking approximately as evil as he seems

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's kind of cool when evil people look evil, because then it's easier to label them as evil. Then there are the exceptions, but that's C level.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

By the logic of rock-paper-scissors; since Norway beat Sweden and France beat Norway, Sweden must beat France

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trump arch arrives at Laughingstock festival

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

BREAKING! Canada has a soccer team.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I get scared when I think about how a completely crazy, evil bully is potentially able to launch a nuclear strike. ...well yes him too, but I meant the other guy. ...yeah him TOO, but I meant the other other guy.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Then: WillWorkForFood dot com Now: WillArtificiallyWorkForFood

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Ceasefire == A thousand people killed. Who could've guessed?

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Kegsbreath writes angry message on Snap because "VAR Room" sounds too cool.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hahahaha hahaha hahahhahaaha hahaha haha haaahaaahaa hahahaaaa

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I feel sorry for Christiano Ronaldo because he won't be receiving billions of dollars from a journalist murdering psycho as he kicks a football tonight 😕

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

O'er the laand of the freeee and the hoome ..uhm... and the, wait Sorry, I got off the plane in the wrong country. Sorry.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Just let me repost my own super fun thing here ok?

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I am a low level blueskyer. Do you know how you can tell? -I don't advertise fifteen things you might do that will make me instantly block you. So weak.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Mike Johnson What? I can't think of a better joke.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

"Family on vacation denied entry to USA, infant was wearing diaper from foreign country." -Soon.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Is the "rock music and training progress" scene in "Creed III" for real, or was it directed by the Onion?

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I need to stop doing this. As soon as I figure out exactly what the hell "this" is.

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Yes boss, I will be hungover tomorrow. But my AI won't be. So can we agree it doesn't matter?

I very, very, VERY rarely wish for anyone's death. That philosophical idea tends to leave my mind in a weird, vacuumish state more and more often nowadays.

Surely no-one thinks the US is still a democracy? With the "random people look foreign" concentration camps, the persecution of political enemies, the illegitimate ICE "pretend police, nobody stops us", the killing of people in random boats... Sorry, I want nothing to do with your government rn.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Cease Fire Agreement: We get to invade, demolish buildings, kill people, occupy land. I wonder who would get that idea?

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Being old makes me feel old.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Apparently, I wrote more 2 thousand bangers here! And I got like 5 likes. I'll need to reconsider my strategy.

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I do think it's sad that Lego isn't Lego anymore. But still... Is this the most handsome piece of Lego ever?

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I had a restless night. Lots of spinning around. I wore underwear with very loose fit. V e r y. I had to go looking for my balls like following a string through the house. They were stuck between my shoulder blades.

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Sorry. I didn't see anything. Carry on.

Night vision photo of a cat looking like it was caught doing something it shouldn't

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Does anyone have the latest in women's snooker?

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

If x buys cursor i stop using it. Easy.

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The best way to improve measurements is to start at shit levels. I just plan for the future, cut me some slack.

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

RiGHt NoW tArifFs on Catholistan (98000%) arE in plaCe becAuse sTUpid poPe sayS meAn tHingS :-...(

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Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

-Who do you want in charge of health care? -How about someone who denies science and sets us back 100 years? -Got it. How about FBI? -An unstable alcoholic perhaps? -We basically did that already for department of defense... sorry "war". -Mmm... make sure this one is sickly paranoid.

Grumpelstein @inshadows.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0(?) 0 Digital representation of whether the Hormuz strait is open. Covers the last 8 minutes.