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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 2h

Got my nails and hair refreshed just in time for spooky season.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think that's ninja rap on Raph! Hmm. Which Turtles character should I paint next?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Coworker was going to pickup lunch for the shop and asked me to go with her because she said it was a rough neighborhood and too scared to go alone. We roll up to the restaurant in this bad neighborhood and imagine my embarrassment because I live right around the corner.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you stop and think about it, a bike helmet is just a cock cage for your stupid sissy brain. So I guess in that way I am participating in Locktober. In more ways than one.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Playing Monopoly in a dying country, listening to Silent Hill (PS1) on vinyl as physical media is dying, and drinking Canadian booze after it's been banned in the US. Can I get an ironic "Hell yeah!"?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spider-Man: +gets slammed through the roof of some poor New Yorker's car by Doc Oc+ Some guy: Hey, you can't Parker that there

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh Jesus, oh God, oh Mary mother, Jesus of Nazareth 🤣

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's midterms season and you know what that means? Fox News is ramping up stories about illegal caravans again! I swear, MAGA has been talking about brown people wandering the desert for so many years now they're gonna make Mexican Jesus canon in the Trump Bible.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need to get a suspension seat post because this hard tail bike frame and post gives my ass a pounding.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just did the intermediate course and didn't die. Still shaking from the adrenaline though, haven't done one of these in a long time.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A startup company that will take your dead loved ones remains and press them in a CD with all their favorite songs you can listen to when you miss them called Back That Ash Up.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trump has banned the import of Crown Royal from Canada. Now what are poverty stricken white trash american's supposed to store their dead meemaw's ashes in, an old prescription bottle of fentanyl?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My parents really instilled in me never to waste food. Doesn't matter if you're full, you clear your plate and any leftovers get wrapped up and eaten at the next meal. And I still do it to this day. But I've never once in my life been able to eat all of the bananas before they go bad.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Haircuts are gender affirming care, manicures are gender affirming care, rubbing a solution all over to remove unwanted body hair is gender affirming Nair.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As a kid that wanted to be a paleontologist I actually dig this. Now can the house vote to hold the old dinosaur running the country into the ground accountable for what he did to those children on that island? And I'm not talking about Isla Nublar.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bookmark this one because someone is totally going to see this joke and steal it.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A protein powder marketed towards atheists and metalheads called "The Devil's Whey"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ironically the gas money I've saved biking everywhere will more than cover the cost of the procedure several times over.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Despite having temporarily fallen off the wagon when fall/pumpkin beer hit the shelves, I'm happy to report that I'm down another 7 pounds from my last weigh in, making for a total of about 43 pounds so far. 10 more and I promised myself I could get lip fillers.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Conservatives do be protesting me moving into their neighborhoods.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Got into an argument with a yoga instructor and he goes "You better get out of here before I beat your ass!". I'm not one to back down from a fight so I'm like "Namaste".

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One thing that cracks me up at metal/goth shows is if you forget about the tiny folding knife in your thigh high chain covered leather boots they'll confiscate it because it's a deadly weapon, then let you walk right in with the 6 inch metal spikes around your throat.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My phone died but also there was Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie and goodnight!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gas prices are going up you say? I hadn't noticed, I've been biking everywhere for over a year now, I'm saving so much money and losing weight. You should join me!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Got most of the background blocked in after the first session. I sure could go for a slice right about now.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Riding through a tunnel. Does this count as posting hole?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can you guess which Pokemon I'm about to start painting?

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Josh - Halloween enthusiast @captainmushface.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hey new folks to Bluesky! Let me introduce myself: I'm a Josh and I draw cartoons and I like horror, Warhammer and McDonalds fries. Pls help me in my quest to show people my art and hopefully brighten their day

Drawing of a dude getting cut ion half with an axe

Big ol' 80s cartoon inspired fight scene with monsters and robots and castles and the like

Monster Bikini woman holding a slice of pizza and a glass of... something... a little devil hangs off the glass

A ghost lady with a really messed up face

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm a tattoo artist and available. Who wants in my ... chair?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Getting double D's to honor Dolly Parton but still keeping my d. I guess call me Dollywood.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Not gonna lie, tattooing is as slow as I've ever seen it in my 16 years working in the industry. And it's not just tattoo artists, all artists are struggling since the rise of ai. Hell, the only artists I know that are thriving right now are con artists.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At the rate our food is being recalled under this regime in the US, the only thing left that'll be safe to eat is the rich!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can't believe Optimus Prime passed away, I just tattooed his cousin, Pork Chop Express 😭

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I tried to race the rain clouds home but mother nature whooped my butt.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Death took Tim Curry? Wrong makeup wearing clown that's obsessed with kids, asshole!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just realized I haven't posted an update in a hot minute, so here ya go!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love doing fandom tattoos and mixing it up! And at the rate Disney is buying up properties there could come a time where Charizard actually flys Luke Skywalker through the Death Star trenches to destroy the one Halo Ring.

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