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Inkfish Designs

@inkfish-designs.bsky.social
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New England based nerd artist and purveyor of generalized nonsense Thanks for dropping by! 35 | he/him No kids allowed, I follow weird shit

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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 4h
Thanks @trueref.bsky.social for the reference!
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 4h
Still kicking, despite my schedule's best efforts. Even managed to break in some new markers!
An Octoling with dark skin and long purple "hair" tentacles, rocked back on her heels and with her hands on her knees, looking at the viewer. She's wearing sneakers, overalls, and a striped crop top with baggy sleeves.

Is it weird that writing alt text feels like doing an autopsy on my own work? It's so clinical. I almost didn't post this just because describing something I made in detail makes me so embarrassed I want to just shrivel up.

Maybe it's just a failure of imagination on my part. Or if I was a little more confident in my own work I could describe it with enough whimsy that it wouldn't feel odd. Only way to do that is to keep posting, I guess. More vulnerability, wheeee.

Shit wait it's 2026 I can't be that open with my self-deprecation, switch topics! Uhhh how bout that sports team am I right?
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hereby sentence whoever came up with that name to be thrown down the Boston Cop Slide and into a vat of boiling Dunks
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just saying, a tyrant with any class at all would go with the shrike. Clever, cute, looks good on a coin or postage stamp, will commit unspeakable crimes literally on the way to breakfast.
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Yeah_Thatbloke @yeahthatbloke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What I love is how these animals are going to be the new names for currency. "That'll cost ya - three hogs and a puffin, mate." "That place is too pricey - they charge an arm and a badger."
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People thought "human batteries" was a dumb explanation for the Matrix, wait til they see "quarterly returns on data center build out"
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everybody here with grand community ideas and I'm just thinking "IRL Splattershot." I've thought too hard about the kind of ammo consistency and mechanism you'd need to get ink balls that stay cohesive in flight, I would not be able to resist the temptation
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bit in that old TV show "Ghost Writer" where that wrinkly purple haunted doll thing dissolves into steaming sludge. I'm half convinced it was a fever dream I had while I was laid up with strep or something but even the memory still sickens me to the point I'm not about to look it up.
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Daiz @daiz.moe · 03/10/2026
Remember when Crunchyroll tried to make their subtitles significantly worse a year ago? They backtracked on it at the time, but I suspected they were just delaying their plans to shift from Aegisub to OOONA, and sadly, it seems I was right: Crunchyroll is actively pushing OOONA subs to users now.
Screenshot of Crunchyroll English subtitle metadata for #I'm Looking For a Zombie episode 1, showing "Exported from Ooona Tools" and "Internal Delivery"Screenshot of Crunchyroll English subtitle metadata for Vertex Force episode 1, showing "Exported from Ooona Tools" and "Internal Delivery"
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Commentating my first Splatoon LAN today with @nesquids.bsky.social, wish me luck!
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1980 was twenty years ago and no number of aches in my knees will make me update this assertion
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The gang: having a laugh Brother Ignatz: planning Fish Crimes
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The implication that because he can no longer operate at the micro level in his field then nobody can is just ludicrous. There are for sure engineers out there who knows every transistor on their chips. The clue is that people are still making chips.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welp, time for a re-read
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like if EV manufacturers aren't shielding high-power lines in their cars, then some combination of the FCC, CPSC, and NHTSA should already be jumping down their throats. But there goes my tragically 90s thinking, imagining those orgs haven't been utterly gutted.
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New England Squids @nesquids.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today is the LAST DAY for standard registration! After midnight, the price goes up to $40, so make sure to register today!
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embedded-ideas.de @embedded-ideas.de · 15/09/2026
I just published the AHID Mouse, an open-source assistive HID device with a strain-based joystick and up to four sip-and-puff channels. Open hardware, open software, and under $20 in parts. If this sounds useful, a repost helps it find the right people: www.embedded-ideas.de/posts/260915...
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AHID Mouse
An open-source HID device with up to four sip-and-puff channels, a strain-sensitive joystick, and support for I²C peripherals.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As someone who plays online tank sims at very low matchmaking levels, I can confirm that "Fuckin' gun it mate" works at or greater than 95% of the time
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mal's ability to find and compel the loyalty of people who are the very best at what they do is equalled only by his ability to get himself into situations that only the very best could get him out of.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's certainly been comforting as I watch the pen scribbles in my work notebook slowly get less atrocious
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Like was nobody at Riot alive in the 2010s? Do they not remember the grim spectre of WoW gazing down from its throne, sipping wine from one of about two dozen skulls and lamenting its boredom? And that was when getting a new MMO off the ground was relatively easy
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Did Duo ever use that beam umbrella parachute thing again, or was that a total one-off?
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On top of that stability and maneuverability are basically inversely proportional, so you get to choose between making it handle like a suicidal hummingbird or a stubborn bathtub. So glad I don't do that shit anymore.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Designing payloads for commercial drones is a huge pain in the neck. The obvious hurdle is they have crap cargo capacity and every gram you add shortens flight time. But also everything has to be mounted externally, which changes the moments of inertia and changes the flight characteristics.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The MS designs are definitely an acquired taste. I do really like how the legs on most of them are visibly built around propellant tanks. Really sells that they're spacecraft first and foremost, which is a good flourish for a "Zeon wins" timeline.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/08/2026
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly.
Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now.
Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate?
Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
~🎵 Oh woe to thee, ye people of order 🎵~
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah, they can't exactly ship every copy of MW5 with a Steel Battalion controller and a neurohelmet, absolutely glorious as that would be
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That's one of the interesting contrasts between MechWarrior and the broader Battletech franchise. In the tabletop game and such mechs can kick, throw punches, dodge and weave, if both legs get blown off they can crawl. But MW has always been a little stripped down as a simulation, so out it goes.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
To be fair, the salmonids are also presumably chill with it, what with their thing about getting honorably eaten. Which I'm not sure makes it much better, ethically speaking, just a lot weirder
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I foresee no legal, ethical, or biochemical repercussions whatsoever
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Yes Magos I understand the supply issues, but I simply can't design full color recruitment posters for the Guard when my terminal doesn't know what two colors go together to make green."
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wasn't able to make it to ConnectiCon, but my friends grabbed me this excellent print by @jpnichts.bsky.social which is for sure going up over my hobby desk!
An illustrated print of a blocky pink mech. Among other personalizations, one of its leg plates bears the words, "Heavy are the HIPS that wear the STRAP". 

A pilebunker on the opposite arm is labelled, simply, "THE STRAP".
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think the main reason that Splatoon 3 ranked hasn't broken me yet is that the only things you can say to your teammates are "This way," "Booyah," and "Ouch"
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Incredible new depths being explored with this one, an absolute masterpiece of public face planting
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mine's a bit voice part in a CYOA audio drama. I intend to change that, but yeah watching the opportunities to make it a full time career get narrower and narrower is a wrench
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yesterday I overheard a new hire talking to my boss about how he uses AI for coding. It's really convenient, he insisted, once you get past the bugs and hallucinations and inconsistency and lack of memory and lack of security and so on and so on. Thinking about that a lot today for some reason.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And uh, is the "recreated" Gene Wilder voice in the room with us right now? Cuz that trailer sounded like it was narrated by a B- theater major who has seen Blazing Saddles exactly once giving a Gene Wilder impression with exactly the enthusiasm this project deserves.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That's what I mean. The notion is her corpo parents see this whole gang thing as an embarrassing phase, and they're flexing their muscles to spare their kid from a gruesome scar that would hold her back socially if/when she eventually returns to the fold.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Nepo baby" might be referring to her position in Maelstrom rather than in her home corp. Could be her family bought her way past that little hurdle with a choice shipment of chrome and/or threatening to call MaxTac
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Skaven Air Force be like
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Abstraction install. Crazy powerful, but win or lose she's deleted from your roster and replaced with a different TADC character
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A Rat Man: "Glory-praise to the Great Horned Emperor!" An overworked Inquisitor: "Not the *worst* thing I've heard today..."
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
God what a memory blast. I inherited a copy of WD 281 from my first game store when it went out of business. Must have read that battle report two dozen times
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jupiter, mainly
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I did once get cold called by a rep from a company called John Galt Staffing, so stranger things have happened
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The mech bay safety officer has been AWOL for three days. Not missing, mind, they're just too stressed to leave their bunk. Under the circumstances, command has elected not to convene a court martial.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
But man when you finally get a handle on it, and you're just absolutely cruising through the last few missions because you know that Raptor like you built it yourself? Damn is that ever satisfying.
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Inkfish Designs @inkfish-designs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There's a wonky little mech shooter I played recently called Bounty Star that illustrates this beautifully. The controls are awkward, the weird double-ended heat scale where your mech can shut down from over *or* under heating takes so much managing, and overall there's just so much odd about it
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