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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 5h
WFMU's resident rabid Zionist praising the NutterButter facebook account. "It's like they hired The Residents and RatherGood to collaborate on their videos."
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 19h
 ↳ Song: "Naima" by "John Coltrane"
fucking hot, fucking Beautiful....perfect.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 21h
Same. We saw him twice. Once on Santa Monica Pier, he spent the whole show talking about white pussy.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 21h
if it makes you feel better i saw Perry c.1997(?) at wetlands, nyc, and yeah i can say i saw Lee Scratch Perry... but aside from the hanging out with friends factor it was a waste of time and money! he spemt >1/2 the ...2-hour? show near-incoherently ranting about the ark and how "they"... and just babbling nonsense! while the excellent band patiently waited, waited, waited...they were clearly used to it, and just sat there...
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
kid rules
i asked one of my students what he wanted most and he said "a hot latina girlfriend" and im still laffin

wait sorrry i missed the operative word. "hot GOTH latina girlfriend"
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sucking Up Rat After Rat!
VORTEX VACUUM RAT TRAP

Vacuum Rat Trap Knockoff Tested on a Massive Rat Infestation! Sucking Up Rat After Rat!
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This dingus randomly replied to one of my posts and called Twitter "X" so you know.
A guy celebrating Albany's police giving away "DEI pens."A guy doing an update of his own 1971 political cartoon. His old cartoon is a Nixon head between Vietnam and Laos, hand-drawn in a kind of Terry Gilliam style. His new cartoon is a cheap-looking digitally drawn Trump head rising out of the Oval Office floor with "IRAN QUAGMIRE" written in front of it.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took a couple of reads for me to finally parse this as "Asshole-in-thief."
A Hole in thief's 747 just flew over here on its way to another rally of the faithful!
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"praise"
A press blurb from R. Crumb about Lisa Hanawalt's book "I Can't Stop Thinking About Horses And Sex":

"Ironies of life: Here she's all obsessed with horses and riding horses, and she has this big ass, which she openly admits to and draws...and here I am obsessed with women with big asses and wanting to jump on them and ride them like horses. I guess I should write back to Lisa and ask her if she'd give me a ride on her big ass. She'd probably say no. Ironies of life."

- R. Crumb
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Escaped from his carrier while being brought to a pet blessing."
A missing poster for Leo the gray and black tabby cat from Queens, lost October 3rd, as the poster says, while being brought to a pet blessing. Do not approach if you see him: take a photo, make notes, and email missingcatleo at yahoo dot com.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Noo. They have their own special place in my heaven. That’s why I’m glad most western harpists appear to be female.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A post from the FYAD flags account showing a close-up of the front of a Mitsubishi truck with P U T O across it. Directly below this is a Wario64 post advertising a deal on AirPods. The ad features the text "What's in the Box."
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The intro cycles through five sets of three sets of four – full sixty minutes (or seconds) being a revolution of the clock that allows the cycle to begin again. This is Bowie’s end in Major Tom coming back – it’s the width of the circle. It integrates the triple meter of “Five Years” and the quadruple meter of “Soul Love” into one entity – Bowie aka Ziggy. Ziggy was born from the confluence of three and four – the two primal elements of multiple dimensions – the smallest unit of revolution (here, there, back again – three – the rise and fall of Ziggy [Ziggy being an essential part of that equation]) and the smallest unit of complete independence (in a square you get two axes; movement along one being no movement along the other – it is the cross, the lightning – the two sexes coming together in Ziggy [he was Lady Stardust] making one whole person – the bleeding heart of Christ being the son – the human form of two abstract ideals – God and the Holy Spirit [the flaming dove] – the son that pins the branches [the two ideals – yin and yang, male and female, good and bad] to the sky [the eternal ideal which to represent we invent the star – that which shines out from it – much like a concept shines out from the endless chaos we are immersed in]).
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Warren Zevon voice] And his hair was *perfect.*
Twitch chat message: I just saw Tom Cardy in a commercial for Uber’s costarring Shania Twain
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no thanks
A notification that ironmouse is hosting a karaoke party you can only experience at TwitchCon. Cheer on streamers brave enough to take the mic etc etc.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is good policy. "Yes I'll accept your invitation but only if I can look at birds."
It all started with an invite from Making Time ∞ in Philly. The Space Lady agreed to make the trip there because she had always wanted to go birding in Western PA. We added a show at Pioneer Works in Brooklyn as well as a very special community garden show in Manhattan. For two days, we roamed NYC together. Here are some 35mm photos from her visit…
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sure @mattshoelace.bsky.social
"I was listening to a lot of Sun Ra, John Coltrane, and Yes at the time, and I felt that spiritual music like that was irrefutable proof of some sort of divine influence on the world we live in." Jesse Moynihan spoke to AIPT about the release of the complete Forming!
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok
Malfoid Is The New Bowsette

Lessons in Meme Culture 2h ago
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"One remaster? That's possible. Two remasters? There's an outside chance. But *three* remasters! . . ."
Mr Burns wearing an old-timey baseball uniform with his inkwell and quill telling Smithers how there's no way he can lose because nine misfortunes will never happen to his softball team.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a tough watch. Manic-depressive tyrannical father who the mother keeps covering for instead of confronting.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was Walter Matthau ever young
1950s color Walter Matthau standing in a school hallway wearing a backwards catcher's mask, a chest protector, and carrying various sports equipment. He could be anywhere from early 20s to middle 40s.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be a bastard about it, right to their faces, shove it down their throats.
Captain Rhodes yelling "choke on 'em!" to zombies as they rip out his guts.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god, can't believe I didn't recognize Virginia Leith as Jan in the Pan from The Brain That Wouldn't Die.
Virginia Leith in nurse's uniform and cap looking concernedly off to the left; in the background are some scrub-covered mountains with industrial mining facilities.Virginia Leith as Jan in the Pan.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
J. Carrol Naish looks like Suchet's Poirot in this movie.
Lee Marvin in a blue-gray suit and hat; J. Carrol Naish in a brown suit, hat, bowtie, glasses and mustache; a blindfolded Victor Mature; and two other mooks walking away from a parked car, truck, and a farmhouse toward the camera. Marvin, Naish, and the third robber have guns drawn.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other favorites:
Title page of Grove Press's Pablo Neruda Five Decades: A Selection.Written in the Neruda book in a loose sweeping hand:

Meggie,

May your heart
remain lovely
Forever.

- AdamA copy of King Richard II printed on the inside cover with

YSP, Summer 2008

For: JAKE-
Mowbray, Bushy, Berkeley

then handwritten:

Love, Anne, Richard, + MonicaA card stuck in Richard II with a handwritten note that reads:

Jake -

You did an amazing job on stage. You gave Mowbray a uniquely cool and powerful anger. You were great to have during rehearsals, leading the group in the most interesting discussions during lunch and helping keep us on track during comments. Your comments were always right on target, and really helped other people in their acting. Thank you for being a leader on and off the stage!

Love,

Clare and Margaret
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lost a lot of notes when I lost a big part of my library in a move but one of my favorites was this birthday card stuck in a Steven Runciman book that someone used as scrap to complain about their AA meeting.
An old partially torn card with a delicate black and white drawing of birds and flowered branches on the front and a thick gold border, stuck inside a book about Constantinople.Inside the card, handwritten:

February 13, 1997

Taos or here, may you have many, many more, Richard!

All love,

Jeanne & Jack
Walters, N.Y.Scribbled on the back of the card turned upside down:

2/24

AA meeting. No one came, woman (hostile) [something] meeting. Complained to pastor + secy but they ignored me. Then discovered noone came anyway.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Presenting Amish Borgnine.
Ernest Borgnine in dark Amish garb talking to a guy he doesn't know is planning to rob a bank.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Harder to take screenshots on the Criterion Channel now because the overlay doesn't disappear when paused anymore.
A screenshot of Violent Saturday with three guys in a hotel room looking at a crudely drawn map of a bank layout propped against the bed. The guy on the far right is Lee Marvin with one leg up on the bed. All three men are in the short tie high pants club. It's overlaid with a play button, progress bar, and other media player interface.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post: I'd like to send that track "After the Storm" out as a long-distance dedication to Weather and Climate, from Taylor in Burbank, with a note saying "So I understand you both are intent on making a Super El Nino this winter! Well, knock yourself out. I am officially through caring what you have to throw at me. Not buying a ticket, not letting you in my home, not following you on Insta, not making a donation, not home, not answering when you knock, hanging a black flag above the porch, don't make me call the cops, don't make me tap the sign. Sincerely."

Reply: Are you kidding me? What the f@5k are we doing here? This is the last time I'm ever going to come out of an uptempo record and go into a death dedication to weather & climate. Ponderous!
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything in 2026.....sounds like re-workings....or mixes. of Zoviet France.....is that a fair critique?.......I enjoy the moment ....but don't need to identify the artist or attempt to listen to them again....a Zen experience.....audio has become visual in a sense....like seeing a movie.....how many times more...
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Post: I wish that ALL of Brautigan's works were available read by him. The way he reads is perfect, and I try to imagine it in his voice when I read his books.

Reply: If you read the biography of Brautigan, you will be cured of reading his stuff.oh, I've read it. I've read so much about him. I've been by the house that he kicked David Meltzer out of in Bolinas. I've read his daughter's memoirs ("You Can't Catch Death," excellent read), and I once turned down a proposition from a gorgeous woman who had once turned down a proposition from Brautigan in the Bolinas grocery store. Yep. Ah, regrets…

As the child of Merry Pranksters, there's nothing Brautigan did that can horrify me more than what David Bowie did.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do they gaze navels or shoes
I don't care what any of the snobs or hipsters who write for Pitchfork say. Charli XCX is a great artist and Brat was one of the best pure pop albums of the last few years. Go back to writing overwrought articles on insular, navel-gazing shoegaze bands.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TomScud's Mr Rogers sickos edit.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh no we're part of sunday morning discourse
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Woof! It's a big tent! Woof!"
The Pets dot com sock puppet dog staring at the camera from inside a delivery truck.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa.
A shirtless white bearded older man rubbing his eyes, pictured from the chest up at a low angle in what appears to be an unfinished shed. The video is titled "Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa" by The Real Shed Life.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ray Smuckles high, under the table, being told by Ray Smuckles holding a martini glass "Hey, guy! Don't be blue! It don't suit you!"
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey friend, no one age group has a monopoly on existential dread right now.
This strikes me that out of these new horror pictures appealing to the younger generations, that this is a movie with a young cast that will appeal to us older folks. Hence many of the 1 star reviews.

Existential dread is more terrifying in your 40s, than your 20s!
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BBC's Removal of Scenes From Comedy Show Is 'Orwellian' And 'Profoundly Sinister' | Brendan O'Neill
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The lyric "Where the goth girls play" from the new Queens of the Stone Age song "Where The Goth Girls At" annotated with "Josh Homme is 53 years old."
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LARRY: Gee Moe, those Negroes sure are getting uppity!

MOE: You chowderhead! They have just as much right to the product of their labors as anybody else. Besides, racism is just one of the many tools capitalism uses to divide the working class against itself. Don't you remember your book learning?

CURLY: [in chef's uniform, covered in flour and vanilla frosting] Look fellas! I'm the specter what's hauntin' Europe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fat shaming dictators is still fat shaming
hi jonathan...nice surprise… re:”fat” people leading “men”…in kurtz like fashion…. mao, stalin,trump…mussolini
fat shaming dictators is still fat shaming… apocalypse reddux has a dinner scene with french coloniailsts which is excellent...
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A channel called I WOULD PREFER NOT TO uploads Slavoj Zizek clips, this one titled "Slavoj Zizek - Why I'm Against Both Sides in the Transgender Debate."
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reading this in Jambi the Genie's voice.
Holy Smokes! I had no idea how lucky I was at the time. It all influenced me to pursue performance and conceptual art (later called "New Genres") at the San Francisco Art Institute. I totally demolished the lines between life and art for a while—until it nearly demolished me.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The "You know I had to do it to em" meme but badly MS Paint'd to say "look for some beetles."
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of those bot begging accounts reposting my post about being unemployed enough to perfect parry a Lies of P boss into its second phase at 1 in the morning.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every "asmrtist" is just a repressed theater nerd finding an outlet for the frustrated ambitions they've clung to since high school.
"Ancient Greek Fantasy ASMR | Shaping Your Wings." A woman dressed like an extra from Xena Warrior Princess at a Dutch angle with blue sky behind her.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
jesus christ
A fb story or whatever it's called from a cat TNR group. An article headline reads "British Man Pleads Guilty to Drugging and Raping Wife Over 20 Years." The group has added a picture of a black cat and the text "You know who doesn't drug and rape their wives: ADOPT A NEUTERED CAT!" with a big yellow arrow pointing to the link.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe criticizing contemporary cover design is tired by now but look at this.
Old Random House mass market paperback of The Barbarous Coast by Ross Macdonald. Against a purple background a boxer's glove emerging from the bottom of the cover holds a martini glass filled with dark liquid. At the bottom of the glass is a cherry; the cocktail toothpick that typically spears the cherry or olive is in this case a heavily stylized nude woman in profile diving into the liquid. The glass is heavily shadowed against the purple and everything is depicted flat with strong highlights.Contemporary paperback of The Barbarous Coast from Random House's Black Lizard imprint. The cover is split in half by a black band that has Macdonald's name in blue and the title in fake-stamped white. The top half of the cover is a black and white stock photo of a bikini woman sunbathing on water. The bottom half is a black and white stock photo of a boxer lying on the canvas. There's a tiny pull quote that reads "[Macdonald] . . . writes like a son of a bitch." - Anthony Boucher.
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