Reposted by ✩♡junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 26/08/2025rightfully I assume kid-haters are just horrifically unfunny people on a soul level cuz kids pop out the womb doing free stand up comedy. I’m sorry that somewhere in your upbringing you lost your divine right of jesters but that’s not their fault 519333
Reposted by ✩♡Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea 6392941654
