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Matthew Gracie

@infosecgoon.bsky.social
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Security Analyst. Panther Modern. Engineer at Security Onion Solutions. Professor at Canisius University. Organizer at Infosec 716 and BSides Buffalo.

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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 17h
Watching The Bourne Supremacy and wondering whatever happened to Julia Stiles, anyway?
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“The central conservative truth is that it is culture, not politics, that determines the success of a society. The central liberal truth is that politics can change a culture and save it from itself.” ― Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2 Fast 2 Furiosa
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"When they go low, we happily lose with our dignity intact."
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But somehow socialism is not this government seizing stakes in the means of production at Intel, Westinghouse, and Anduril.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If the DNC ever put out a fundraising email that talked about West Virginia or Mississippi the way Republicans commonly talk about cities, Fox News would need to spin up a whole new streaming service for sufficient capacity to handle the outraged takes.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I live on one of those -- an L-shaped one-way street that's used as a shortcut between two major arteries. The city finally put speed humps in the middle of every block because commuters were tearing down a residential street at double the speed limit every morning and nothing else was working.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We bulldozed through the East Side of Buffalo to put in a commuter highway so that it would be easier to live in the suburbs. Removing that highway would strengthen city neighborhoods. What do we do?
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a great thread and it centers around an urban planning decision that we rarely explicitly acknowledge: "How important is it to make a town/village/city convenient for the people who don't actually live there? Should they be prioritized over the actual residents?"
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And "quisling".
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no, not that one @thatdosbox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the MIT obituary: "She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that’s exactly what happened"
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not unless we bomb the rest of the world's manufacturing base into rubble, like we did last time. The unionized factory worker earning middle-class wages in the 1950s and 1960s was a historical aberration from a confluence of factors that will never happen again, but Boomers think it was normal.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't wait to see how he justifies voting to put Aileen Cannon or Gary Busey on the Supreme Court during the lame duck session.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When a Brit offers you a cuppa, this is what they mean.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone knows about the Amber books, but Zelazny was a master. Heck, This Immortal shared the Hugo award with Dune.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No lies detected.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone has that one band that they insist wasn't a one-hit wonder, and Cracker is mine.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's work soundtrack:
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once you start noticing the massive subsidization of car ownership in this country, you can never stop seeing it.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had a short trip for work this week, and ran into old colleagues at the Buffalo airport on both my outbound and inbound flights. I swear, this is the smallest town in America. Or as my old boss used to say, it's just a big elevator that we're all standing in.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just passed an airport Cinnabon that was selling six packs of cinnamon rolls, which is a great option if you'd like to sleep through a long flight but can't tolerate Ambien.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
post your favorite doctor who. wrong answers only
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Gary Oldman as Zorg with Fifth Element Box
ALT: Gary Oldman as Zorg with Fifth Element Box
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Threat actors gonna threat act."
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After the main body of the book but before the index.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a sucker for "animals holding hockey equipment" logos, I really am.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Griffs!
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A friend of mine was going through hard times about to be evicted when the Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman showed up at his apartment. "Dude, I'm going to be living in a cardboard box in two weeks, I'm not buying a three thousand dollar vacuum." "Well, wherever you are, there's gonna be dirt!"
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Also, I believe that if you live anywhere in Western NY, you are obligated by law to have two objects in your garage: An unopened box of Flutie Flakes, and a Chase-Pitkin paint stirrer
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody hates America and what it stands for more than the current administration. This is grotesque.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Griffs
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've got the squishy version on my desk, a gift from @rnbwkat.bsky.social at last year's @bsideschicago.bsky.social
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Affably Wrong", the Kevin Hassett story. The same dumb messaging as Kudlow, presented with a grin instead of a scowl.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"People love having one outdoor game on New Years Day, I bet they'll love having fifteen of them every season!" Same impulse.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking forward to speaking on the second day of the Rochester Security Summit later this month - always a pleasure to return to the Flower City for garbage plates and hacker shenanigans. I'll be sure to stop at Wegman's so I can run into someone I went to Sunday School with in 1984.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn't that an ECHL franchise?
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry to be missing it this year, I've got to fly out early Sunday morning. Have fun!
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I get all my furniture from the local Buy Nothing group, because I have three kids and thus anything brought into this house gets ruined eventually anyway.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Summer is officially over, just got my season tickets for Canisius hockey and their home opener is tomorrow night. Go Griffs!
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There must be a word for the overwhelming frustration of watching someone else using a computer interface in a completely different way than you would yourself.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Verhoeven thinks this is a little over the top.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The school itself hasn't changed -- mostly four year degrees and a couple of Master's programs. But the state of New York relaxed the requirements on who can call themselves a University, so a lot of schools changed their names. Canisius, D'Youville, Daemen, and Buff State locally.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And now that Buffalo State College has been renamed Buffalo State University, it's even more confusing for out-of-towners.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was working at Canisius there was still occasional documentation that referred to it as SUNYAB.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One bird in the hand, something something
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"And now I will explain why you CANNOT cast Magic Missile in these circumstances, ho ho ho"
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah but at least the experience of flying gets worse and worse.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marco Rubio has like fifteen jobs in this administration, so clearly his most pressing concern is packaging design.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL, my daughter crocheted me a Haxolotl for Father's Day this year.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally, human creativity and expression is nearly obsolete.
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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This caused my childhood Catholic programming to short out like a blow dryer dropped into a full sink.
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