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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally, your love of planes and your car has been seen.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Angry Birds taught me anything…
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People vote based on political ads that say a candidate voted on certain bills, even when the voting logs are publicly searchable and often contradictory. Social media law school is far too short for actual research.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just Billy Mitchell
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Last time we went there, I ate three pounds of brisket… Love that place.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Would you say you… Lost interest? I’ll see myself out.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I searched for a company by name, without quotes, the other day and the first page of results were all sponsored results. The actual company website was on page two, half way down.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just trying to watch some TV and can’t escape @malwaretech.com
Watching geek stuff on NatGeo and they showed pictures of Marcus.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Right there with you on all of that. Started on version 4. Still don’t know what version it is now and don’t know that I want to know.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can’t you snap a picture of a grey card and use that as a custom white balance on the GH5?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There are lots of drivers available to charge you more because it’s busier than normal.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
There’s something in the air.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
For no particular reason, I watched some documentaries about Sudetenland and the Munich Agreement this week. The Peace of Paper was especially good. Highly recommend.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Loved you in Sentra’s List.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of cartoon characters coming out of it .
Alt: Simpsons episode when Mr. Burns has so many illnesses, they basically DDoS themselves so he doesn’t get sick or die.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Best reason to keep auto pet feeding old school.
Doc Brown’s automatic dog feeder, circa 1985
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I heard Daisy Duke and Ken Block had a baby that ended up going to school for architecture.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
We gotta talk about that turf toe. I keep saying I’m going to get a new putter, but it’s been 15 years now and I’m still undecided when it’s time to make the purchase so I don’t think it will ever happen.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’ve lived here for 20 years and every time I hear it, it’s like the first time.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@effinbirds.com wish I could make it to see you in Dallas next week but hitting up the fan expo isn’t in the cards this year.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Was catfish[dot]ai taken?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Remember the Totinos’s Mexican Party Pizza? We mourn that one regularly.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The gains GOP senators and representatives can make from insider knowledge of when tariffs are going away is plenty of incentive to let him do what he wants.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/04/2025
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The lede on this needs to be clearer. The US is considering overtaking an autonomous territory from an ally and fellow NATO member.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I saved the government $7,936,765,883,171,900,274,876,191,230.95 this week and didn’t have to eliminate a single job. I just made up a number like they did and posted it.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I wouldn’t call how the US is acting now “internationally focused”, especially with the America First agenda. Seems that they understand pretty well.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
We went with a busier/more visually textured countertop in our house, and love the way it looks. It breaks up the lines in the kitchen and gives good contrast. The negative after five years is that things literally get lost on it, like bread ties, legos, small screws, etc. fwiw.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I had one of these that printed on thermal paper for a report in school. I learned why it was called thermal paper after leaving the report in my car the first half of the day in the Deep South…
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Am I reading the tone correctly that it seems like he’s proud of how inhumane the conditions are there? If so, has that been glossed over somehow?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What’s the over/under on them fixing it with rivets and then trying to convince everyone that “rivets are the new hot trend”?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
“Thank you for the insight. Just want to let you know that as soon as I hit send on this message, I am blocking your whole domain from our firewalls, any BYOD rules, and exchange so our declining to have an unsolicited meeting doesn’t send out the wrong message that ‘no’ means ‘yes’”
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You almost need an “and” square.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just going to leave this here, with a highlight that 10 of the 11 recessions in modern history started under republican presidents. www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
jec.senate.gov
The U.S. Economy Performs Better Under Democratic Presidents
The U.S. economy has performed much better under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents in the modern era. In almost every measure of the U.S. economy including total job growth, unemploymen...
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Those are the lawn people in really rich neighborhoods. Don’t need a truck when you cut the grass with scissors.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It’s a dumpster fire and sad that so many companies use it exclusively for hiring.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
www.belfercenter.org/publication/...
belfercenter.org
The Historical Puzzle of US Economic Performance under Democrats vs. Republicans
We have heard much about the puzzle that US economic performance under President Joe Biden has been much stronger than voters perceive it to be.  But the current episode is just one instance of a bigg...
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Was the thought that they would announce on every platform that they’re going to start going into businesses and homes looking for illegal immigrants and those illegal immigrants would just keep doing their same day-to-day?!
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What’s the over/under that the DOGE team is gathering dirt on politicians for leverage in case things start to go south with all this unchecked access?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When you open up the back:
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We all see how privatizing the prisons went.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Does this go for them too?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
When those who don’t think kids dying is enough to take a look at the 2nd amendment, while they follow those who think the 22nd, 13th, 14th, 15th, and 19th shouldn’t exist, get their feelings hurt so they make up phrases to limit the 1st amendment to protect their feelings.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
But if you’re a business, they will do everything you can to get you into the state. Even though it means they’re going to run out of energy capacity at a record pace.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The silence from the Dems is deafening.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Serious question: how is this not quid pro quo?
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Surely there wouldn’t be any airlines that would put profit over safety…
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
He’s looking for blind followers and rewarding them.
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If Microcenter was a person @infosecaubrey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Are you in a Spencer’s?! If you are, that could go either way.
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