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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 5m
#IncludeScatterSoundAmbitious in my youth I wanted to organize the plethora of photos which were scattered throughout the house into specific categories which may have sounded overly ambitious but in my mind I could accomplish it easily ... Um ok maybe someday after I retire
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Hmm Nice Photos Lily Tomlin
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The question was about socialism not stupidity
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not people but cultists paying homage to their Orange Julius Caesar god
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Presenting Mr and Mrs Carver
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And he also said Obama got one and he didn't do anything. The Orange Julius Caesar is so jealous. But North Korea does so what if his buddy let's Iran buy one?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you bought necktar
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Next up under the ladder walk
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Perfect Halloween costume for witches ball
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your mother is here ... Going downstairs
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you mistype DoorDash as DoorSlash
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice take what I say to do with many grains of salt.
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Salt Pouring into a Pile
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Waiting for Congress caring about voters
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sun will come out tomorrow...
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seems me bragging about #MyDescentIntoMadness to answer the question "Where do you see yourself in five years" during my job interview wasn't what the response they were looking for.
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Audrey Audrey Drew
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyDescentIntoMadness is always the best part of my day
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Sam Neill Screaming on a Bus
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is now called "Get off my lawn" Rock
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jethro Ska #MusicianMusicMashup #HashtagGame
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Jethro Anderson Playing Jazz Flute Live
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#WrestleNewsBlue Using social media as your only source of news, you will need to wrestle the facts from all the red herrings until you're blue in the face.
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Paul Giamatti Blue Face in Big Fat Liar
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How collapse brown cow ... Crap
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking: "Udder collapse" Story at 11
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's your new water aerobics instructor
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Were Bill and Rick flying using fuel to further own the libs or were they heading to Sam's Club?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So will the secretary of education start calling it "Si" instead of "A1"?
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Pedro Pascal as Smiling Javi Gutierrez
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare, I like candy corn
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Raining Candy Corn
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare if you like this post or not.
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Stick Out Tongue So There
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heart good but still neutered sorry
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Include3Words #IncludeMarkRainDainty Mark my words. The most annoying kind of rain is misting which is dainty enough on windshield forcing you to use the lowest delay setting of your windshield wipers but still isn't delayed enough resulting in that stuttering sound.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#WhatGotMeBanned was posting flight information of LuftElonmuschi
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The goosefather sends his regards.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agree with everything except the fear part. I think they do fear at some level what he has and can do to our country and the impacts globally and what the psychopaths in charge of the US military can do to theirs. Would not be surprised if Trump brings a war to US soil.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ewww go jump over the moon
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Calm down before driving because we don't want you to erect your car and have to be injaculated out of fear of an explosion.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thought you said Raptor not Rapture
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There goes my But Biden Complex drinking game. MAGA loves a mouth of BBC
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Kitty Forman Desperately Pouring a Drink
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes and change it to "The 47th President ...." because one day he won't be President but will always be everything else you posted and more. Dan Bongino used to post on Xitler everyday about Biden so it's fair game for the Orange Julius Caesar.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally found someone NOT annoying.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Missed the speed hump sign again?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If we don't pay our taxes Trump has nothing to spend so our deficit will be zero ... Using Trump's "logic"
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Plastered on or by catnip?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gesundheit
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So he would be used to dealing with lobbyist then correct?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#PumpkinSpiceAlternatives will cure your insanity
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Pumpkin Head Pours Starbucks Pumpkin Spice
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Though just as illegal, Democrats should say we'll make it $10000 if we win and they will make sure Trump will still approve and pay for it. Call it Democracy Dollars. Let the voters bidding process begin. 😆
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So would it be ok to take $12000 off my taxes next year? Because he already owed everyone $7000 from previous promises.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Digitize? Yes I have ten fingers
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Since oil hit $100 per barrel maybe the bribe jet automatically deploys the slide so the old owners can go down yelling "Weeee!!!" in celebration of making more money.
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Yahoo Pig
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Waiting for the catering truck?
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She can't live without her mouth using But Biden Complex (BBC)
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#RetirementHomePartyDosAndDonts Yelling Matlock sucks and/or Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled.
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The Simpsons: Grandpa Simpson's Rage
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Huh? What? Must have been aliens
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