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Amy McNally

@infamousfiddler.bsky.social
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Fiddle-playing hedonistic madwoman. I play the fiddle with The Tooles, Seanan McGuire, Jack o’the Dust, and other folks! linktr.ee/infamousfiddler No Nazi bullshit please.

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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TODAY AT 7PM: See The Tooles live in a festive setting!
Text reads "Historic Downtown Long Grove Irish Days Schedule" on a green background with trinity knots, and then the following:

"Saturday, September 5
10:45-11:45am Academy of Irish Music
12:00-12:30pm McNulty School of Dance
12:45-2:15pm Whisky Mill
2:30-3:00pm Shannon Rovers Pipe Band
3:00-3:30pm Best Men's Legs in a Kilt Contest
3:30-4:00pm Dog Contest and Winners
4:15-5:45pm The Larkin & Moran Brothers
6:30-8:30pm Without U2

Sunday, September 6
10:00am Mass fr Michael Madigan and Music by Gavin Coyle
11:00-11:30am Trinity School of dance
11:45am-12:45pm Gavin Coyle
1:00-2:30pm Joyce Boys
2:45-3:15pm Best Men's Legs in a Kilt Contest
3:30-4:00pm McNulty School of Dance
5:00-6:30pm The Dirty Wellies
7:00-8:30pm The Tooles (that's us! www.bandotooles.com and www.facebook.com/thetooles is where to find us)

Monday, September 7
10:45-11:15am Hogan School of Dance
11:30am-1:00pm Kathleen Keane and Jim Conway
1:15-1:45pm Irish Dog Competition
2:00-2:30pm Shannon Rovers Pipe Band
2:30-4:00pm The Boils
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bite Sized Archie 293, linked from www.facebook.com/ArchieComics... - in which Jughead tells it like it fucking is.
[image description, Bite Sized Archie #293 - Sacred vs Slop - script: Ron Cacace - Art: Vincent Lovallo
Panel one: Jughead, wearing a blue sweater overtop a white collared shirt with black trousers and blue converse-looking sneakers, sits on a red armchair next to a bigass green book marked HISTORY, and his speech bubble reads, "Once, there was THE COMPUTER."
Panel two:  Jughead gestures to a desktop computer with "putt-putt goes to the moon" on the screen, and his speech bubble reads, "The computer was sacred."
Panel 3: Jughead holds up a smartphone, brows furrowed, mouth open and downturned.  The smartphone has a weird screen of a man eating spaghetti.  Jughead's speech bubble reads, "This is not the computer."
Panel 4: a closer-up look at the smartphone, with Jughead pointing at it.  The screen shows the spaghetti picture looking even weirder somehow with a red spiky bubble in the corner that reads, "100% Certified AI Slop*!!"
Jughead's speech bubble reads, "This is the enemy!"
at the bottom of the panel is a little yellow box that reads, "*This comic is 100% human drawn an always will be!" 

the very bottom reads www.ArchieComics.com (c)2026 Archie Comics Publications, Inc]
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In half an hour! Come see my sunshine rainbow eyeshadow!
A femme presenting human with rainbow eyeshadow and a single black pearl necklace with a floral sundress. She is smirking.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
cribbed from FB, KawaiiCelestica. Worth repeating.
a reddish kitten with blue eyes and a blue nose digs its fangs into a black heart, which reads, "your fat friends don't want to hear how you're scared to look like them"  on the back right paw you can see KawaiiCelestica written; taken from https://www.facebook.com/kawaiicelestica/posts/pfbid0fHNNEYm9Xi5tiKDGxGuqey6ztAKvQvuMLfJFLm2FvBq247TpG1ebJajGwxspmuWHl this post
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
we gotta get Mike the rest of the way to his goal so I can play fiddle at his victory welcome home gig! throw in your 2 bucks here: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-centu...
A femme-appearing human lady with blue hair and glasses, also using a rubbery looking dinosaur hand puppet of vaguely t-rexian fierceness, stands outside a door making a big growly chompy face to match the dinsoaur hand puppet's teeth.  The lady is wearing a leather elizabethan riding hat with a whole bunch of blue and black and white and peacock feathers, and seems unburdened by dignity, if I may say so myself
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
this is the future liberals want
This is a still from the Disney movie Tangled, in which Flynn Rider the humanoid thief and Maximus the stalwart horse shake hand and hoof while humanoid princess Rapunzel and her shoulder chameleon look on approvingly.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I have just been thinking about that today, for some reason.
A shelf of whisky and awards and toys. The central award is a green plaque with a gold dandelion shield surrounded by stars. It reads "Filk Hall of Fame" and below is inscribed "Amy McNally Inducted April 18, 2026"
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Two more gigs left, both on Tuesday. Our early gig is a private party, but our later gig is at Moon Bar in Madison, WI, 7:30-10:30. You'll find it if you take Gorham down offa state and stop before you get to Riley's Wines of the World.
A blue-haired human fiddle player sits at a desk facing the camera wearing an ice water circulator cold therapy pad held on by big velcro strips with a tube attached.  There is a bottle of Advil at her right elbow and a 2-pound dumbell by her other forearm.  In the background on a small table you can see a cup of tea with the spoon still in it, a giant pair of fuzzy socks, and a box of instant disposable cold packs.  There's a pretty crocheted blanket on the couch and a cellphone on the desk face down in front of the fiddler.  She is wearing cats-eye glasses and smiling mildly.  She performs with The Tooles and they will be at Moon Bar on 3/17/2026.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
And Murphys! In Cork We Always Drink Murphy's is the mural at one of my favorite venues, and it's such a lovely stout.
Three Irish musicians onstage.  The back wall is painted with a pint of Murphys Stout and the advertisement "In Cork We Always Drink Murphy's"
in front of it stands Kurt (rear, Guinness shirt), Amy (middle, green dress) and Peter (foreground, O'PE shirt)
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*grins and hugs* I didn't even know you were on bluesky! Hi! (Happy to remind anyone I'm an infamous fiddler at any time they request.)
a violinist with glasses in a red dress holding a violin on her left shoulder and a sparkly violin bow aloft with her right hand
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
A physical artifact exists!!!
A cd's front cover. It reads "Amy & Me," and then, under a photo of 2 musicians in a couch, "Bill Roper with Amy McNally." Amy is on the left in a red dress holding a fiddle and laughing. Bill is on the right holding a guitar and wearing a space themed button down shirt and bluejeans and grinning real big.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Difficult times call for amazing carbs
Hands holding a slice of yeast bread with ribbons of melted colby and herbs baked insideThe outside crust of a round loaf of cheese herb bread, with strings of crusty yellow colby cheese bubbled across itA top-down view of a big round loaf of cheese herb bread, shining in the light and blistered with crusty Colby and freckled with parsley and rosemaryThe underside of a loaf of cheese bread, roastytoasty brown with some of the colby crusted on the outside edge, flecked here and there with peppercorns and toasted italian herbs and burnt grated cheese
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Tbh the weather right now is A LOT even with wheels
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Heyyyyy. Is it Monday morning and your head already hurts? Mine does. You can stop scrolling and hang out here for a second. Wanna listen to a free pretty song? www.patreon.com/posts/update... No pressure. Give your shoulders a little roll. Stretch your fingers. Have a sip of beverage.
A dog in a field of flowers, smiling with its tongue out and standing on its hind legs, paws forward and limp, with the inscription: YOU CAN'T SEE ME [top] I'M A FLOWER [bottom]
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A three-pointed orange crown covered by a green bar sinister. In the middle of the bar sinister across the crown, white text reads, "The TOOLES"
A three-pointed orange crown covered by a green bar sinister. In the middle of the bar sinister across the crown, white text reads, "The TOOLES"
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This is Bailey. Bailey, while I was sitting at the table, managed to get my napkin-wrapped bacon sandwich out of my tall tote bag and eat the bacon out of it absolutely soundlessly. [impressive, honestly, but I'm not telling the cat that.]
A photo of a black and white cat on a tile floor by an empty food dish, looking sulky.  Not pictured: the four slices of bacon he ate out of my sandwich one minute prior
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
There are probably a bunch of other things I should be doing. But. Can I interest you in a moody candlelit dinosaur photo?
a green plastic dinosaur figurine with a translucent red tongue and a top frill stands triumphantly in the foreground.  In the background, a green floral tapestry, and between them, a candelabra, four of whose seven candles are showing.  The dinosaur's name is Lenore, Avatar Of Feminist Rage
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Do you like tabletop games? Do you like history? Do you think people should do more tabletop gaming in order to have a good time learning things? OH BOY DO I HAVE AN EVENT FOR YOU ON APRIL 27 in Lake Geneva, WI buy.acmeticketing.com/events/514/d...
a QR code from bitly that will take you to 
https://buy.acmeticketing.com/events/514/detail/67363fc04a151d579b801c6f for Wisconsin Adventures D&D
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
nakedpastor.com/products/los...
A single-panel comic by David at nakedpastor.com shows a flock of black-and-white sheep on the left.  The sheep at the front of the flock is holding up a leg, and its speech bubble reads, "Whoa!  Whoa!  Whoa!  Hold it right there!  He wasn't lost.  We kicked him out!"

On the right-hand side of the comic, you can see that the sheep is speaking to Jesus, who is wearing white robes and also only drawn in black-and-white.  But Jesus is carrying a sheep on his shoulders, and that sheep is in the pale blue and pink and white of the transgender flag.

And Jesus's speech bubble reads, "I know.  And I found her."

 https://nakedpastor.com/products/lost-transgender-lamb-variable-print
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I'm in a rockin' Irish trio called The Tooles, y'all! Saturday, March 15 4:30pm-7:30pm Paddyfest, Loves Park City Hall Admission $10 irishmarchingsociety.com/saint-patric... Sunday, March 16 2:00pm-5:00pm Lone Girl Brewing, Waunakee, WI, thelonegirl.com/event/live-m...
To the left, an Irish-flag-colored name badge reads, "HELLO i am a Toole" and to the right is information for our St. Patrick's Weekend gigs this year - Saturday, March 15 2025 4:30pm-7:30pm
Paddyfest, Loves Park City Hall, Rockford, WI, The Tooles Admission $10 https://irishmarchingsociety.com/saint-patricks-2025/

Sunday, March 16 2025 2:00pm-5:00pm
Lone Girl Brewing, Waunakee, WI, The Tooles https://thelonegirl.com/event/live-music-the-tooles-st-patricks-day-warm-up/
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
An image of a billboard with a blue Mario Brothers game screen background reads in large friendly letters "HAVE A SUPER MAR 10" and below it are two comments.  The first from "thesassycat": "You can only reblog this today." the second from "askbombasticblake": "I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again"
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
if y'all wanna vote for me I got nominated under instrumentalist: violin
Portion of a screengrab for the WAMI ballot.  On the left side of the page are several categories, and under Instrumentalist Of The Year it has Violin in bold and in a black square; then on the right side of the ballot there are several violinists listed, but you can see a little box next to "Amy McNally, Madison, Primary Band: The Tooles, SOUTHWEST" and I have drawn a blue box around that to show where I am on the list.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
broadjam.com/wami/ I got nominated!
the text reads,"Wisconsin Area Music Industry
WAMI
45th
AWARDS NOMINEE" and it is arranged on a black and gold rectangle, with most of the text in gold with little ribbons and star accents, but the WAMI logo is in blue and purple and red and orange and green and blue, and the center of the 'A' in WAMI is not the usual triangle but a cutout of the shape of the state of wisconsin.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
A big red teapot sits atop a grey and blue checkered dish towel. Tea leaves and rose buds are visible in a strainer basket.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Sometimes when I clean I find messages I wrote to myself of cool things people have said to me. Did I write attributions? No. I think the little one is from my therapist.
Two pieces of paper with handwriting on them. One is copy paper and reads, "You didn't notice all the times you could have stepped on people because you were helping them up," and the other is smaller cheerful blue magical themed memo paper and it says "the opposite of war is creation."
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Large words read "IT'S OKAY TO..." above six small drawings with captions.  The first reads "log off" under a computer, keyboard, and mouse on a desk, and the computer screen reads "BYE."  The second reads "cry it out" under a sketch of a person with long ginger hair holding a kleenex and crying three tears on each cheek.  The third reads "do something joyful" under an illustration of the arm of a person of color painting a landscape of a house and forest under a cloudy sky with watercolors by a jar of brushes.  The fourth reads "take time to rest," showing a person with dark hair up in a bun lying on a green couch under a cheerful pink-and-yellow floral blanket and matching pillows.  A grey cat is lying on top of the person with its tail curled around itself. The fifth says "take a break from the news" and shows someone's right hand holding a phone that reads "do you want to mute this account?" and the final sketch is of a person with long brown hair in a green long-sleeved shirt hugging themself with their eyes closed and a little smile, and they're surrounded by three red cartoon hearts.  The drawing is signed @aviatepress
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It's snack plate time.
A snack plate with nutrigrain bar, sliced turkey, sliced apples, cheddar, crackers, bouesin, nuts, dried cranberries, dark chocolate, hard salami, baby carrots
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
*beams in your direction* I adore you. <3
a curvy woman with long curly blue hair holds a violin.  She's smiling big with her mouth closed and her left eyebrow is raised just a tiny bit, like she knows what she's thinking is silly but she can't help it.  She's got on cateye frame teal glasses and red lipstick, dangly earrings and a beaded choker.  She's holding a five-string violin and a neo-baroque carbon fiber Incredibow, and wearing a black lace dress and shawl.  She's leaning up against a metal banister and a cream colored wall and is wearing a wedding ring.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
*toasts you this morning* Ooooh yes call me! I have many teas to share! The laoshan green blends so nicely with the moonlight white, but this just is a mug of vanilla caramel.
a curvy femme-presenting human lady holds up a tankard of tea with a spoon in it.  She's got long curly blue hair and blue iridescent cat-eye glasses, and she's wearing a blue shirt with a pattern of white interlocking circles and diamonds.  She's sitting in her living room, and in the room you can see her microphone, a violin, a bookshelf, and a couch with blue blankets and stuffed animals on it.  (Her favorite right now is the blue dragon with gold wings in the middle on top of the couch, but you can't tell that from the picture.)
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I was in a little magazine once! I felt really cool. issuu.com/projectfamou...
"...had to pause for a moment. 'As a person, I might be described as depressive-go-lucky,' she says wryly, and laughs. 'I'm not naturally a happy person.  I'm good-humored and I try to find the silver-linings in things, but I'm really happiest when I'm playing.'  How does the music change her?  'I'm distractible, improvisational.  I embellish, harmonize, I'm fluid, graceful in a way I rarely am otherwise - even a little silly.  Improv musicians are always telling little jokes to each other with their instruments.'  McNally's reverence and love for her instruments are clearly seen when she plays them.  There's a small smile, the slide and flutter of her fingers and a sense of excitement as she puts the bow to the strings.  
At the close of the interview, I asked McNally if there was anything else she might wish to add. 'You get trained to do a lot of self promo,' she chuckled 'but if there's anything I want them to REALLY come away with, it's that music is so vitally important.  It connects people in ways that nothing else can.  I've been so lucky - if my mom hadn't dated a luthier, if I hadn't been able to get scholarships and if other people hadn't thought that music was important to give to children, I would be nowhere.  I had no money growing up and my school system didn't have an orchestra in our high school.  I'm so happy we've got the Madison Area Music Association here, whose job it is to encourage young people musically, and put instruments in their hands if necessary, like my mom did for me through a twist of fate and a lot of scholarship applications.  So if you know someone who's thinking about getting into music, no matter what, it's important tot help them make that dream a reality."  
McNally plays frequently around the Madison area with bands such as The Tooles, Mad City Jug Band [edit: no longer, but they're still rad], Wild Mercy, and Play it With Moxie, and upcoming events can be found at her website [edit: not currently].  As it is the fall se..."
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A holiday that we associate with love is coming up! Sometimes that means I get questions. If you wanna know who I am and who I want to be when it comes to love, it's a Small God: Polly Ann Marie by @seananmcguire.bsky.social and Lee Moyer at leemoyer.wordpress.com/2020/11/11/p...
a curvy femme-presenting human woman lies facedown on a bed, propped up on her elbows, feet up, ankles crossed.  The bed is covered in a light blue velvet paisley duvet with pillows in light blue cases.  She's got long blue hair, red-painted lips, greenish eyes.  She's wearing a red slip that ties in ribbons on the shoulders, and black lace cuffs around her wrists that attach to black metal rings on each of her fingers, and each ring is connected to the cuff by a tiny chain.  She's holding her hands together and looking at the camera, and her cleavage is fantastic.  This photo was taken by Christy Shilling
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
After dinner and wrapping for storage: ten little dinners
On a countertop sit ten squareish packages of aluminum foil. You cannot tell that they contain lasagna, but they do.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I think I can wait for them to cool. I think.
2 pans of lasagna, with big circles of fresh mozzarella melted on top. The pan on the left is amber pyrex; the pan on the right is sky-blue glazed ceramic. They sit on the back of a flattop electric stove
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
As @lollardfish.bsky.social might say: Famine averted.
3 pans of uncooked lasagna resting on tea towels. The slices of fresh mozzarella on top have  penzeys mural of flavor sprinkled on top. You can see mixing bowls on the countertop
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Me, heading to bed with a large heavy comic book omnibus: "Spider Jerusalem and I are going downstairs." My niece: "Okay! Go have fun with Spider Jerusalem!" Me, laughing: "...said no one, ever." Her dad: "Gah. Please wear a full-body condom! Several!"
A book on a sofa, turned so you can see the spine: The first very large hardcover omnibus of Absolute Transmetropolitan, by Warren Ellis, Darick Robertson, and Rodney Ramos
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is the Bribery Hat.
A metallic green Trilby, upside down, filled with toys. You can see a pen with a plastic cherry blossom on the end, a 3 headed dragon, a golden egg, a tiny ziploc with kitty stickers, a tin xmas suitcase, a yellow pencil sharpener, a glownadark squishy pink thing, and a windup spotted dinosaur
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Today I put my violin in the hands of at least 5 kids -- and one grownup who used to play paganini caprices but had to go into medicine instead.
a heavyset white lady faces away from the camera, wearing a white dress with a paisley pattern and a sunny kerchief and apron.  Her attention is focused on holding up a full size 5-string violin for a small child, who is staring VERY intently at the violin, clutching the bow in her tiny fist.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A friend saw photos of me playing for kids and was a little surprised that I will put my precious instruments in front of children, and even hand them to kids and toddlers.
a bluehaired fiddle player squats down and smiles while playing for a young blond child who looks ona fiddle player with long brown hair holds a five-string electric violin up for a young child who is attempting to play ita fiddle player with long brown hair in braids holds her instrument on her lap while a toddler seated in front of her moves a bow over the stringsa fiddle player holds out her instrument for a baby in a red winter hat to pluck the strings
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
An older lady complimented my "abortion access for all, no question, no apology" shirt. I blushed and said, "I saw this shirt and realized... I apologize for a lot of things." She leveled her gaze at me and smiled small but steady. "Not this one, honey. NEVER this one."
A torso wearing a black t shirt with a white design featuring a center tiger face, snarling. Above it reads "abortion access for all on demand" and below is reads "no question, no apology" and "we won't back down"
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I will now post my favorite Tweet ever from a stranger. [A screengrab of a tweet by Rob Cee, @TheRobCee, originally posted at 6:10pm on May 10, 2015] Best songs that order composers to do things: 1. Rock Me Amadeus 2. Roll Over Beethoven 3. Make Me a Sandwich Brahms 4. Eat a Dick Vivaldi
[A screengrab of a tweet by Rob Cee, @TheRobCee, originally posted at 6:10pm on May 10, 2015 - his usericon was a photo of a polar bear's head.]

Best songs that order composers to do things:
1. Rock Me Amadeus
2. Roll Over Beethoven
3. Make Me a Sandwich Brahms
4. Eat a Dick Vivaldi
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
the end: www.npr.org/2022/09/02/1...
a heavyset lady in a blue-and-gold party hat and a red dress smiles delightedly, holding up a Raphael-themed frozen treat with black bubblegum eyes.  You can see an ice cream truck in the background.  The lady is standing near a sidewalk and wearing glasses with blue frames and a teardrop necklace with gold dragonflies on it.  She's got a black overlayer on over her red dress that ties in front, and her other hand is holding the frozen treat wrapper.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I Know You Want To Lie By The Roadside But The Wolves Are Coming, Sweetheart By @lesliejanderson.bsky.social "In your heart is a knife but also a harvest. When it's time, use one to protect the other."
I Know You Want to Lie By The Roadside but The Wolves Are Coming, Sweetheart.
Leslie J. Anderson 
--
I'm here with you. 
Our feet are bare at the beginning of a long walk.

I know the field looks empty now.
It's not. The seeds are still growing.

Do not learn the lessons of heartbreak.
The wisdom of sorrow is a lie.

It will tell you wolves are a mercy,
that a bare field is acceptable. 

If you need to rest let's do it now.
Drink water, sleep, hold yourself. 
Save your voice for when it's time to scream.

I won't lie to you, though.
The wolves are coming.

In your heart is a knife
but also a harvest. 

When it's time,
use one to protect
the other.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
If You Force Me To Become Your Property I Will Become a Wood Chipper, by @lesliejanderson.bsky.social "Someone once told me the best poems are threats. Well, so am I."
If You Force Me To Become Your Property I Will Become a Wood Chipper,
Leslie J. Anderson

I've been many things in my life--
a scholar, a mother, a laborer, a love,

a singer of songs that are mostly puns,
a dancer with my dogs in the living room,

but if you force me to become an object
I will become very sharp--
A blender. A garbage disposal. 

Arsenic served our ancestors well
but have you considered 
that we are being threatened
with the room where the knives live?

Someone once told me
the best poems are threats.
Well,
so am I.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
A picture of a person (it’s me but you can’t tell) wearing a red and black shirt with a large (maybe 10x15) blue ice pack held over their face with their hands.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Let's talk about recipes from the greats: #CookingNotDrowning #ElizabethDavid #CakeRecipe this is my annotated Gateau au Chocolat (Chocolate Brick) from French Provincial Cooking. It takes separating eggs, but it's a chocolate punch in the face compared to box cake, really, and almost as easy.
Chocolate Brick (Elizabeth David's gateaux au chocolat, 
so much better than box cake it's not even funny)

1 cup chocolate chips (I like Ghiardelli 60% best, but honestly, anything's good)
6 tbsp butter
2 tbsp flour
1/2 cup sugar
3 eggs, separated
1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract

So you melt the chocolate (I like to melt it on a plate in the oven on low heat, 
then set aside the plate for later, see below) and put it in a bowl and stir in 
the sugar and butter and vanilla and egg yolks and flour and then you go get 
another little bowl and whip up the whites 'till they're all peaky 
(they don't have to be stiff-stiff peaks, I've whipped whites by hand for this 
recipe and gotten to they-might-stand-up-if-there's-no-wind soft peaks and 
it's been fine.  Who knows how anybody got stiff peaks before electric beaters.  
I'd have died.) Then you tip the whites into the big bowl with the other stuff, 
get a rubber scraper, and fold and fold until you get bored and cheat by 
stirring a little.  Then you put it into a greased loaf pan and cook it for half an hour-ish (It never takes more than 
40 minutes to cook) on 350.  The toothpick test doesn't work with this cake, 
'cause it's sort of a torte and it'll seem not-quite-done when it's done.  
You must wait a bit, which is fine, because trying to get it out 
of the loaf pan right away is a pain.

Chocolate Glaze:  Anyway, while you're letting it sit, you take the plate you 
melted the chocolate on, and you put another half-cup of chocolate chips on it, 
and like three spoonfuls of butter and two spoonfuls of sugar and enough water 
to cover the bottom of the plate, like an eighth of a cup.  
Then you let it sit in the oven 'til the chocolate melts, and take it out and 
stir it with a spoon or something.  At first it looks awful, but then you keep 
stirring and it turns into this nice thick glaze.  Then you turn the cake out 
on a plate and schlop the glaze on it.  Best eaten while warm, with milk or 
coffee.  Serves 2-6.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
#CookingNotDrowning This isn't exactly mine to give away. And yet. This is a tough time we're having. I give you (with recipe in alt text of image btw, as above) The Barlow Cheesecake. Poire Williams is pricey. It's good. #CheesecakeRecipe #ChocolateCheesecake
The Barlow Cheesecake

16 oz. sour cream
3 pkgs. cream cheese (8-ounce pkgs)
10 oz melted semi-sweet chocolate
3/4c-1c sugar, not sure
2 tbsp cocoa powder
1 tbsp vanilla
1/4 cup flour

For crust, use one and a half cups of ground chocolate wafers, 
plus one stick butter, 1/2c. ground almonds and 1/2 tsp cinnamon

cook in a springform pan for one hour at 300 degrees.  
Turn off oven after an hour, and leave cake to rest.

After cake has cooled, top with fresh cut halved apricots or sliced, 
glaze with mixture of 1/4 cup Poire Williams  and 1/2 cup apricot preserves.

Serve with whipped cream.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
#CookingNotDrowning let's talk about secret family recipes. This is my mother's #StuffedMushrooms recipe. Garlic, cream sherry, sausage, cheese, mushrooms, butter, and some more fucking sherry if you please. One time she had to stretch it and just made a soup from the drippings with sherry+broth.
Stuffed Mushrooms

Pound of Bob Evan's Sausage
Butter
Bottle of Cream Sherry
8 cloves garlic
1 onion
Italian breadcrumbs
2 tbsp flour or 2 tsp cornstarch
1 egg
Italian Seasoning
Big thing o' grated parmesan
2 pounds mushrooms, washed and stemmed and dried

Mix sausage and grate 5 cloves garlic & 1/3 bottle and 1/3 cup breadcrumbs 
and the flour and 1/3 cup parmesan, and mince onion and break egg and 
squish it and squish it

Cook up 2/3 stick butter, and 3+ grated cloves garlic and lots and lots 
of sherry into a metal-handled frying pan; put 1/3 of this liquid mixture 
into the sausage mixture; leave the other 2/3 of the liquid in the pan.

Stuff sausage mixture into mushrooms, place stuffed mushrooms in frying 
pan with liquid, cook half an hour or until mushrooms have given up 
their liquid.
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
This holiday and this USA election cycle, remember that there are a couple different kinds of friends in this world: "I don't care what she's wearing, I'm not calling her Princess Fiddlebeast." and "How perfect! Princess Fiddlebeast, did you want dinner now or at six?"
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Amy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Seeking joy in stressful times? Embody your favorite Small God! Mine's Polly Ann Marie: leemoyer.wordpress.com/2020/11/11/p...
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