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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 2h

Don't worry. Agnes would have definitely told me if someone was going to shoot you.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 10h

This child is the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Prince of This World and Lord of Darkness

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 14h

Well, what about diabolical plans? You can't be certain that thwarting me isn't part of the divine plan too. I mean, you're supposed to thwart the wiles of the Evil One at every turn, aren't you?

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 18h

“Oh, hi, yeah. Err, look, if you don't mind, could you hold this while I crank it all up?” “Um. Which way up does it go?” “Well, like that. Just hold it tight. There we go. Alright, ready?”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22h

Ah, well, always did want to go his own way. Always asking damn fool questions, too. Right, ready to start?

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am perfectly prepared to take defensive action, should it become necessary. Stay back.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This one is definitely yours, Your Ambassadorship, from the top of his head to the tips of his hoofy-woofies. Which he hasn't got.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When Robin's blue Chariot inverted be, three wheels in the sky, a man with bruises be upon your bed, aching his head for willow fine.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Why? Who are you?" "Just an old friend. Here to offer some comfort." "What 'old friend'?" "You tell me." "Oh... Bildad the Shuhite?" "Sure."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Uh... hello, it’s me!” “I know it’s you, Aziraphale.”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?" "Of course I don't." #go3quote

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You are speaking to the Metatron, Aziraphale. To speak to me is to speak to God. I am the voice of the Almighty.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I do need a body. Pity I can't inhabit yours. Angel, demon... probably explode.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They told me to come back and tell you to send out the angel.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why? What's wrong? I-I mean, if there is something wrong, I-I could put my people onto it.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The angel lit seven candles, which he placed ritually at certain points around the circle. Then he lit some incense, which was not necessary but did make the place smell nice.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Of course it's true. What I say is true.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Problem? Who said there was a problem?

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Aziraphale seemed embarrassed. He looked around himself, vaguely puzzled, then stood up, to discover that he had been sitting on the sword for the last hour or so. He reached down and picked it up. "Sorry," he said, and put the sword into the box.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“But how can we be certain she is a witch?” “She cured me of the howling pox.” “And cured my son of the bloody flux.” “Obviously a witch.”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[From the deleted/never shot flashback scene of Aziraphale opening his bookshop in 1800, included in some copies of the S1 script book]

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Look at you two. You're the hard bitten one, the “can't trust anyone ever again”, and Mr. Wherever-He-Is is the soft one who still believes in magic and people being basically good and all that.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Talented amateur? Well, I'll have you know I'm booked to appear in the West End. Uh, the Windmill Theater at 8:30 p.m. tonight. Thank you very much.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Well... a weaver then." "Weaving! Brilliant idea." "Aye. Though I can't quite remember exactly where I left my loom." "Farming." "Bet you left your loom on your farm, didn't you?"

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“But now we ride.” “Yes. Now we ride.”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I loathe him. And, despite myself, I respect a worthy opponent... Which he isn't because he's a demon and I cannot respect a demon. Or like one.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dreadful mistake, discorporating me. Oh, it'll be a complete nightmare.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm a little bemused as to why Crowley should risk destruction for you. You don't seem his type at all.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Aziraphale has been here for almost 6000 years. We must applaud such devotion to duty. And it hasn't gone unnoticed.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I... I could do that. I mean I could. But if I did... well... people might follow my bad example and get ill. Or even die. And I know I ought to be making people’s lives even worse but everyone’s so miserable cooped up anyway I just... don’t have the heart for it.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who are you? Who sent you? You're demons. Junior bottom of the barrel demons, practically the damned. What are you doing here? What are any of you doing here? You can't just manifest and cause trouble, there are rules.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Well, that's just it, isn't it? They're doing it themselves. It's what they really want to do. I just assisted them. Think of it as a microcosm of the universe. Free will for everyone. Ineffable, right?"

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You took your memory out of a matchbox?" "Yes, that's right. I took it out and I put it in the box and I brought it here. And it's..." "Yes?" "...Everywhere."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Well, maybe there is something to be said for... shades of grey." "Well, shades of... dark grey." "Shades of very light grey, I rather fancy."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?" "Of course I don't." #go3quote

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lord Beelzebub, I believe flies are your department.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, yes. You’re a demon, you’ve got a job to do. Obviously, you’re not actually going to get ill, or even spread a disease, but you could set a bad example. Get ominously close to people. Tell everyone there’s a party going on or... something.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You'd think he'd show up, wouldn't you? You'd think we could detect him in some way.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're being promoted. You get to come home.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Can we throw books at them?" "Mmmmm, I'd rather you didn't." "Obviously no fiction, but encyclopedias? It's all online these days anyway."

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