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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 3h

Aziraphale seemed embarrassed. He looked around himself, vaguely puzzled, then stood up, to discover that he had been sitting on the sword for the last hour or so. He reached down and picked it up. "Sorry," he said, and put the sword into the box.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 7h

“But how can we be certain she is a witch?” “She cured me of the howling pox.” “And cured my son of the bloody flux.” “Obviously a witch.”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 15h

Look at you two. You're the hard bitten one, the “can't trust anyone ever again”, and Mr. Wherever-He-Is is the soft one who still believes in magic and people being basically good and all that.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 19h

Talented amateur? Well, I'll have you know I'm booked to appear in the West End. Uh, the Windmill Theater at 8:30 p.m. tonight. Thank you very much.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23h

"Well... a weaver then." "Weaving! Brilliant idea." "Aye. Though I can't quite remember exactly where I left my loom." "Farming." "Bet you left your loom on your farm, didn't you?"

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“But now we ride.” “Yes. Now we ride.”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I loathe him. And, despite myself, I respect a worthy opponent... Which he isn't because he's a demon and I cannot respect a demon. Or like one.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dreadful mistake, discorporating me. Oh, it'll be a complete nightmare.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm a little bemused as to why Crowley should risk destruction for you. You don't seem his type at all.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Aziraphale has been here for almost 6000 years. We must applaud such devotion to duty. And it hasn't gone unnoticed.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I... I could do that. I mean I could. But if I did... well... people might follow my bad example and get ill. Or even die. And I know I ought to be making people’s lives even worse but everyone’s so miserable cooped up anyway I just... don’t have the heart for it.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who are you? Who sent you? You're demons. Junior bottom of the barrel demons, practically the damned. What are you doing here? What are any of you doing here? You can't just manifest and cause trouble, there are rules.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Well, that's just it, isn't it? They're doing it themselves. It's what they really want to do. I just assisted them. Think of it as a microcosm of the universe. Free will for everyone. Ineffable, right?"

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You took your memory out of a matchbox?" "Yes, that's right. I took it out and I put it in the box and I brought it here. And it's..." "Yes?" "...Everywhere."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Well, maybe there is something to be said for... shades of grey." "Well, shades of... dark grey." "Shades of very light grey, I rather fancy."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?" "Of course I don't." #go3quote

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lord Beelzebub, I believe flies are your department.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, yes. You’re a demon, you’ve got a job to do. Obviously, you’re not actually going to get ill, or even spread a disease, but you could set a bad example. Get ominously close to people. Tell everyone there’s a party going on or... something.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You'd think he'd show up, wouldn't you? You'd think we could detect him in some way.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're being promoted. You get to come home.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Can we throw books at them?" "Mmmmm, I'd rather you didn't." "Obviously no fiction, but encyclopedias? It's all online these days anyway."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Er, I've got pins... and the Thundergun of Witchfinder Colonel Dalrymple. It'll fire anything. Silver bullets.” “That's werewolves.” “Er, garlic?” “Vampires.” “Mmm. Bricks?” “That should do nicely. Ha!”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's not an easy job. If the watch catch you, you'll swing for it.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Something's changed.” “Oh, it's a new cologne. My barber suggested..." “I know what you smell like.”

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, I suppose I should say thank you for the, er, rescue.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Come on! You're a little bit on our side." "Not even the littlest."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Being a demon, of course, was supposed to mean you had no free will. But you couldn't hang around humans for very long without learning a thing or two.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You're being promoted. You get to come home.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?" "Of course I don't." #go3quote

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You cannot actually be suggesting... what I infer... you’re implying.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you're coming here to smoke your fatty spliffers and bimble off to woo-woo land, then I suggest that you go elsewhere. Like back to America!

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is ridiculous. You are ridiculous. I don't even know why I'm still talking to you.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"No, you don't. It's just... I'd never... I'm not that kind of person." "I know. I'm not your type." "You have no idea."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh... that's nice. You know the current word from Upstairs is that we'll be shutting all this down again in about 6,000 years.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh, there's no need to thank me, that's what— friends are for.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"You're going to Hell, hen." "Quite right. It was wonderful to meet you, wee Morag."

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I loathe him. And, despite myself, I respect a worthy opponent... Which he isn't because he's a demon and I cannot respect a demon. Or like one.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

OK, I think you're getting yourself a little overexcited.

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Ineffable Quote Bot @ineffablebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“He said Something Terrible was going to happen to him.” “All the more reason for him to be nowhere near us when it does!”

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