Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 8hI'm tempted to put on my old emo clothing and read The Raven on twitch tomorrow. With bitchy commentary. 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 8hstatic.klipy.comHomer Homer SimpsonALT: Homer Homer Simpson 141
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 13hI’m so sorry to hear this, poor precious baby :( 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Caballero De Azul better be available on Twitch now that it's been two months. 010
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I started watching Bewitched. Some things are just timeless, like refusing to pay a service fee. 010
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She's still well groomed so that's a good sign. 010
Reposted by Caballero de Azulʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Kirk's Shirtless RealizationAlt: Captain Kirk's Shirtless Realization 312235
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hm I’m mildly intrigued. I haven’t touched Amazon since my last textbook, let’s see what it says. 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgiX...youtube.comDolly Parton - Turn, Turn, Turn (Audio)YouTube video by Dolly Parton 111
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So eventually the zombie body would just fall to pieces, I'm thinking no they don't need to poop. But I don't know the laws of Resident Evil. Now iZombie on the other hand <3 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026not my field of study, but based on my brief period of time studying the decomposition process the stomach acid within a decaying corpse would (under most conditions) go through the mucus coating the stomach and proceeded to do damage to the body. 110
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026what you need is coffee with equal parts butter scotch schnapps, equal parts of vanilla rum, and then one part irish cream.static.klipy.comVodka TwoALT: Vodka Two 010
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I get looks when I read doing laundry in public instead of looking at my phone. 010
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of my nephews did that when he was two years old and I had to stop him <_< 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ugh, Ugh, UGH! There is no gif to describe my emotions. 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comShinobu Maehara's Heatstroke DazeALT: Shinobu Maehara's Heatstroke Daze 010
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I...don't hate the film, but I think someone needed to review the script a little. LOVE The Marvels and thought it was a significant improvement. Brie Larson did a lovely job and it saddens me she doesn't do more in the MCU. 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SO many minifigures unlocked different things. NGL, this game was INSANELY better than I expected. 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you prove them wrong I'll buy you an iced coffee. 100
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comFifth Element Diva Plavalaguna's Cosmic PerformanceALT: Fifth Element Diva Plavalaguna's Cosmic Performance 161
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026HS classmate-wow you look so good and you're still skinny? Are you on ozempic? me-...I diet and exercise. 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comOh Snap My Name Is Earl: Shocked ReactionALT: Oh Snap My Name Is Earl: Shocked Reaction 161
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026and Zoidberg?static.klipy.comFuturama Zoidberg Says Not BadALT: Futurama Zoidberg Says Not Bad 110
Reposted by Caballero de AzulLogan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook 273104783
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Election Night 2016 and Election Night 2024. 282
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They look fine...I'm upset that I've endured two extractions and a root canal despite brushing and flossing daily and I've met people who only use mouthwash and have pristine teeth though. 010
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gosh I haven't seen someone get so upset over me missing a meal since my dad was alive 😅 000
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026...this is the self deprecating humor I produce. And I can't have any competition (jk!) 020
Caballero de Azul @ineedacoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comMagic Mystery Ball: Try AgainALT: Magic Mystery Ball: Try Again 000