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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 8h
What is going on?? www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-new…
Bus driver 'farted so
 badly' it led to sacking
 after colleagues 'needed
 a shower

 A bus driver who experienced flatulence so bad colleagues thought she had soiled
 herself has sued after she was dismissed
 from her job following the incident
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip but Charlie Brown is replaced with Rhymin' Simon
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Leslie Ash points a gun in C.A.T.S Eyes
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is the MSM ignoring this?
Lancashire Telegraph front page for Saturday:
 
 A POINT
 OF ODOUR
 Reform councillor 'broke wind
 towards rival' during meeting

 By Will Morgan
 
 A REFORM UK councillor
 has been accused of "lifting
 his cheeks and farting" at
 another politician during a
 meeting at Blackburn with
 Darwen Council.
 Around
 halfway
 into
 Thursday night's four-hour
 council
 forum,
 a motion

 was briefly interrupted by
 a much louder motion that
 could be heard on the other
 side of the town hall cham-
 ber:
 Fingers were pointed at
 Reform UK Councillor for
 Blackburn South East Andy
 Mahon (left).
 Cllr Tasleem Fazal (right),
 a member of the 4BwD group
 sitting across the aisle from
 Cllr Mahon, challenged the
 behaviour:
 FULL STORY: PAGE 5
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure Taja Sevelle has ever identified as black either. I had a look when I was thinking of nominating her and the only thing I could see her say about her ethnicity was that she was an "all-American mutt"
Section of Record Mirror that reads " Bingo! So that's how it happens. Taja 's debut
 single, "Love Is Contagious', has become a hit, and
 her self-titled album looks set to do likewise. Of
 course, cynical people might say that Prince
 introduced himself to Taja because he likes cool,
 exotic-looking ladies.
 "Well, I suppose I am attractive, but really I'm just
 an all-American mutt. Name any ethnic minority in
 the States and I've probably got some of it in my
 ancestry.
 "If people think I'm a puppet they're very wrong.
 He is certainly not standing behind the scenes pulling
 the strings of my career. Actually, I don't even know
 Prince that well. We speak on the phone from time
 to time but we're not real close. You guys in the
 media probably know him better than I do.
 "
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will take the secret of Santa's flavour with me to the grave
Pipes of Santa's Secret Flavour Pringles at a supermarket
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The headline doesn't make it clear, but this is Roy Orbison aged 90
Al-discovered drug reverses aging markers in study, developer says
 An experimental lung disease drug developed
 using artificial intelligence showed pro... See more
 Bloomberg • X • 18h

Photo of man who looks like young Roy Orbison
 ...
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let's open Threads for the first time in a while. Oh …
&threads
 rebirthwithraina 19h
 +
 is anyone else (who is aware the sun is
 fake) starting to actually get deeply
 impacted by it? I could tolerate it for a few
 months but I genuinely can't handle that
 it's fake anymore because it feels like
 every day it gets more and more obvious
 (if you don't know the sun is fake pls don't
 argue with me in the comments, that's not
 the sun)
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
SERENITY NOW www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tfl-tr…
  Screenshot of IanVisits news story 

Picture shows little hut that reads:
Calm Space
 A quieter space to purse,
 rest and recharge
 You are welcome to use
 this calm space
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"UKOGNBONI if you want to, the lady's not for UKOGBONING"
Margaret Thatcher at the 1980 Tory party conference
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I first heard Try to Understand on this compilation. Also where I first heard Vashti Bunyan. Many highlights! www.discogs.com/release/572802-Vari…
Cover of the Decca compilation The Girls' Scene
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Amazing grift
From Wikipedia: A court case initiated in
 Scotland in 1905 found that the Bile Bean
 Manufacturing Company's business was based on a fraud and conducted fraudulently, but Bile Beans
 nevertheless continued to be sold until the 1980s.
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've got just the pub for you!
Photo of 
 The Marquis
 Cornwallis
 BLOOMSBURY
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lol, but on the other hand, as a parent of two young children, "don't do this" can just become noise
Screenshot of Bluesky post: 

Terence Eden
@edent.tel

I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques.

But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to.

Today he tried again.

So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse crescents in golden light on a house
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Same!
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Constant hostility" you say?
Oldspeak bookshop, with a "remigration now" union flag in the window
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Amazing plagiarism-masking news
weet from Sholto David (@addictedtoigno1)

A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this.

Section of academic paper:

2.3.4. Superoxide dismutase (SOD)
To judge protein-inferred oxidative damage, a soil test was admin-istered. A phosphate safeguard answer was used to regulate the pH to 7.8, influencing the total response book to 30 mL. The backlash combination was able by joining 1.75 mL of Triton, 1.5 mL of methionine, and 1 mL of NBT.
Subsequently, 1 mL of the mass killing of an ethnic group was opposed to 20 mL of the skin sample and unprotected to light for 7 min.
Following development at 37 °C for 5 min, 10 mL of riboflavin solution was brought in. The resolutions were before claimed at 40 °C for 8-10 min [39]. The mechanism of activity explore the SOD with oxidative stress is shown in Fig. 3. Absorbance calculations were acquired utilizing German Zellbio supplies, accompanying three readings averaging each
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
TOP ONE NICE ONE, LET'S GET IT SORTED
Andy Burnham clenches his fist and smiles during his maiden speech as Labour leader
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Google AI in a different universe, seemingly
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My feed is strangely full of this stuff today bsky.app/profile/maxisherealso.bsky…
Screenshot of a faceless Bertie Bassett from 1955
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I quite fancied getting this book but it's a bit out of my price range
Amazon listing:
 Meet The Junglies
 Story Book
 Format: Paperback
 Used - Good
 £1,8772
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A notification arrives
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 As low as £0.69
 Decorate your home at an
 amazing price.
 1h ago
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"I am TRYING to have a POO"
• Politics live with Andrew Sparrow
 Keir Starmer tells cabinet he
 wants to 'resolve difficult issues'
 before leaving No 10 - UK
 politics live
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hi Chris. The Downbeats won the Oxfam Beat Contest. See halfway down this Bristol Evening Post report from 28/9/64. I'm a bit slow at catching up with the podcast so someone may already have solved this mystery for you!
Danny hits No. 4 spot-and wins Epstein's vote
By ROGER BENNETT
Beatle man Brian Epstein patted Bristol pop singer Danny Clarke on the back last night, and told him: "You'll go a long way."
It happened in the wings of the Prince of Wales Theatre, London. It was a stream of contests including groups from all parts of Britain. Ringo Starr and Cilla Black had voted long-haired Danny and his Jaguars fourth in the Oxfam Beat Contest.
And in his dressing-room afterwards, top disc jockey David Jacobs revealed: "Two of the jury - I'm not saying which - voted Danny top. Two more voted him second. But lower marks from the other two dropped him to fourth place."
'FINE VOICE'
Mr. Jacobs added: "I was very struck by Danny's singing. He has a fine voice."
Where did Cilla and Ringo place Danny? "I'm not saying," said Cilla. "Sorry. Gotta rush," said Ringo, and shot out of the stage door into his getaway car.
Danny, who was flown to London by his pilot-manager Jim Buckingham, said afterwards: "We're disappointed at not winning-but delighted at getting such high marks. It was the greatest thrill and experience in my life-and I was scared stiff."
SCREAMING
The contest was won by a wild, colourful rhythm-and-blues group from Durham, the Downbeats, who had the capacity audience screaming. The Downbeats had 71 points, one more than the Connoisseurs from Merseyside, who surprised me by reaching second place. Third with 65 were the slick Formula Five from Bedford, with Bristol's Danny Clarke just one point behind. Fifth place went to the Starfires, from Exeter, with 57.
West-Country fans were heavily outnumbered by a big Midland contingent. But David Jacobs assured me after the show: "We didn't use clapometer methods. The marking system was absolutely fair, and didn't depend on audience reception at all." He said the jury were impressed by the fact that the Bristol group had sung two original members in their three contest pieces. The second half of the show was televised on B.B.C. 2, the London-only channel since.
PROUDEST
Proudest person in the Prince of Wales Theatre was Mrs. Marion Connock, the Bristol woman who initiated the whole thing.
She said: "The Oxfam Contest was a success, with groups from all parts of Britain. If it wasn't for Bristol's success, it would never have taken place. I hope there will be more contests in future years. But I'm dropping out now as organiser. It almost killed me haven't slept for months. It's been a huge success- a lot of money will go to Oxfam as a result."
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sturgeon tells BBC: I'm serving a
 sentence for crime I didn't commitThe A-Team with Nicola Sturgeon added
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Don't open that drawer, Nicola! It's private stuff"
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
OK, you've got to give Morrissey that one
Photo of section from "Morrissey
In His Own Words" book
 "So many people are sad nowadays because of this pretence that
 we've advanced into some hi-tech computer age. It's just not true,
 and computers shouldn't be glorified. Nobody wants a world full of
 computers, ruled by screens." NOVEMBER 1983
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can someone explain how there's a five-minute margin of error in Cannes ovation timings? #cannes #cannes2026
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Screenshot of Collider article: Paul Dano reveals first details on long awaited second directorial project. Photo has Dano wearing a white rollneckVic Reeves in fictional folk duo Mulligan and O'Hare
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A composite of Andy Burnham, Keir Starmer, Wes Streeting and Angela Rayner. Streeting and Rayner have glasses added and Rayner had her hair in a short back and sides to match the rest
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I do have the support of more than 81 MPs but they go to a different school
From live blog:
Labour MP: Streeting made principled decision to quit

Wes Streeting made a “principled decision” to resign from the Cabinet but not to immediately trigger a leadership contest, one of his MP allies has said.

Alan Gemmell, the MP for Central Ayrshire, told BBC Radio 4 that Mr Streeting has the numbers to challenge the Prime Minister but will not do so immediately.

“What we have seen today is a brave and principled decision by Wes. He is a great and huge talent in our party, has been a great asset to the Government, has made an incredible transformation to our NHS but has taken the principled decision to leave the Government to say what we’re doing is not good enough.”

Asked whether he will run for leadership, Mr Gemmell said: “He does have the support of the right number of more than 81 MPs in the party but he’s taken a principled decision today not to trigger that contest.”

He added: “It’s clear in conversations with MPs and with the unions that the party wants a discussion, a battle of ideas, an open contest, a broad contest for the direction that we should take.”
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
RIP Beverley Martyn youtu.be/JOvtXSvCUBs?si=W4-dsaL9VXQ… (Edited 19:34 via @skeetsapp.com)
Beverley Martin standing next to some coastal rocks
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I can't believe they are making out social media is bad now
Alan Sugar correctly identifies garlic from a photo of garlic in a quote tweet

Lord Sugar
 garlic
 @Lord_ Sugar 10h
 

 Think & Guess
 @ThinkNG...• 1d
 Have you got any idea which
 vegetable is this?
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Russell Crowe has entered the conversation
Tweet screenshot:
Russell Crowe @ @russellc... 23h
 X
 As an ambitious young man this song
 was an inspiration to me ...
 l've never listened to it while in Scotland.
 I wish all power to these lads in the
 beautiful Del Amitri band.
 Nothing Ever Happens
 del Amitri: waking hours
 open.spotify.com
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I am apparently at peak massive wax bum
PRINTABLE CHAIR YOGA®!!
 PROGRAM IS NOW FREE  ad show various age brackets with headless figure sitting on a stool as wax candles. The 45-55 age one has a particular big arse
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We're all in piss together
THE  TIMES
 
 Peter Mandelson to be fined for
 urinating outside George
 Osborne home
 Incident happened just hours after messages showing extent of former
 ambassador's contact with Jeffrey Epstein were released
 • NEW
 Peter Mandelson was sacked as ambassador to the US in
 September
 AP PHOTO/KIN CHEUNG
 Fintan Hogan
 Friday April 10 2026, 11.43am BST, The Times
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So do the Don't Knows get a pass or are 46-47% of American adults genocidal psychopaths? (Sorry, but "somewhat disapprove" doesn't cut it)
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wrong
Tesco finest™
 Chocolate &
 Roasted Hazelnut
 BROWNIE
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Misread this as psycho
The Independent
 Six things a physio wishes people over
 60 would stop doing
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You were born into a world that was pretty much sticky-toffee-pudding-less
Google ngram graph showing that mentions of sticky toffee pudding only really began in 1987
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My best guess is a mistake stemming from this post about him this ilxor.com thread, which someone thought was the obituaries thread. Big coincidence otherwise www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedCon…
Site New Answers Search Boards ILM
 ILE Answers New Question
 New Questions
 New Poll Blog View Register Login
 the last famous person you
 were surprised to discover
 was actually still alive
 Not all messages are displayed: show all messages
 (3594 of them)
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 Pete Frame of Rock Family Trees fame, 83
 — you're not tarkovsky, get the fuck on with it (Matt #2),
 Monday, 16 March 2026 19:16 (two days ago)
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sorry, there's more
BBC Radio DJ John Peel (1939 - 2004) poses wearing a
 schoolgirl uniform on 5th December 1973. (Photo by Michael
 Putland/Getty Images)
 gettyimages
 Credit: Michael Putland
 109774585
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
£275 from Getty 🫣
John Peel
 BBC Radio DJ John Peel (1939 - 2004) poses in a schoolgirl
 uniform, 5th December 1973. (Photo by Michael Putland/Getty
 Images)
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 gettyimages
 Credit: Michael Putland
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 Medium £275 v
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
lol
Follow
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
lol OK but Google Maps is shit for that kind of thing
Map of Yodel drop-off points from Yodel's website
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Disappointed that no C2DEs identify as upper class
Graph from YouTube on how people identify their class, titled 

Most Britons consider themselves to be working class, including nearly half classified as living in middle class households
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When will the grift stop
Article 1
 George Osborne says UK has
 been left behind in
 cryptocurrency boom
 Ex-chancellor criticises hesitant approach to crypto and warns country in danger of missing next surge in
 market

Article 2:

 Countries that do not embrace
 AI could be left behind, says
 OpenAI's George Osborne
 Without Al you will be a 'weaker and poorer nation', says former UK chancellor two months into job at US
 firm
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N. @indistinctchat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Even Jim Bowen is losing faith in generative AI

 FORTUNE
 Thousands of CEOs just admitted Al
 had no impact on employment or pro...
 
With a photo of a man who looks like Jim Bowen
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