Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sometimes i worry that this account is going to be a career timebomb once I try to return to music academia 020
Reposted by Ethan✌️angel @hibiscusgoblin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can be your cryptid for the weekend, you could be my victim for a night ✨ 5804
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think I have the confidence or stage presence to pull off the himbo persona online but I do feel like I‘m pretty close to having the physique to pull it off now and that’s a pretty exciting development 070
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favorite music store has really excellent customer service and sales teams but they don’t really know how to tone down the experience for people like me who don’t really want it 270
Reposted by EthanEthan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Some outtakes for your consideration 2362
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026crazy embarrassing for a drumstick to fall out of your backpack at the coffees hop and just loudly clank around 130
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Took a 45 second video of me flexing in different poses to find a good angle for a thirst trap 070
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s very crazy to me that I can be in a role for 2 years, leave that job on good terms, apply to multiple identical roles at a different workplaces with my experience, and not even land an interview 1260
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m not hearing back from any of the “safe” jobs that I apply for so I’m starting to apply for stuff I have no business doing 1110
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think I’m gonna get a 2nd lobe piercing and wear a rlly chic stack of huggies on my ears 080
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026whenever I’m having a bad day, I say “thewe’s a dawkness inside of me, kitten” in my best reddit mod voice and it always puts me in a better mood 090
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It feels good as fuck to pay with cash sometimes. I love the ritual of it all 1120
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I bonked my head rlly hard one day and forgot how to use social media 3110
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We should start kink shaming but in the opposite direct. Oh, your kink is piss?? Grow up 260
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026getting my hands on a drumset and spending more on gear than it would cost to just buy a new set 🤩 1120
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What percentage of emails do you think are actually opened and read? Surely it’s less than 5%, right? 1110
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I put a new screen protector on yesterday and there’s one speck of dust that I missed :/ 171
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m one day out of training and am already planning on quitting this job lmaoooo 0110
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026taking bong rips until this digiorno becomes edible 0170
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What do you mean “uploading multiple media types is not supported”?? How am I supposed to post after-shower back pics and a video of me showing off my ass by jiggling it for the camera??? 1160
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026labor day comes and my brain starts to think that it’s time to lean out and cut for some reason ?? 090
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rlly excited for next summer when my hair is even longer and easier to put up. The choice between the tension of having it up or the heat of leaving it down suuuuuuucks 010
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’ve had a really plur mid-to-late 20s and I think I’m going to use 29 to pivot into my true calling of being an evil gay guy in his 30s 090
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m not leaving bsky I’m just trying to adjust to a new schedule dw!! I also haven’t been to the gym in like 4 days 170
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm watching an old Dolly interview and she refers to the riff in Jolene as a monochord and I'm trying to figure out if that's a guitar player term or a country music term or just a Dolly-ism 360
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i thought that not having health insurance would be the worst part about quitting your 9-5 and picking up a serving job, but it's actually being trained for a job that you've done for almost a decade by a 20 year old at 8am on a sunday morning 1120
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026stories being retold and readapted multiple times actually has really cool implications on that maturity of a society's art 160
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love being representative of myself online but I kinda miss the days that I was an anonymous shitposter and thirst trapper and could post more freely without being worried about how I’m perceived 130
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026an ongoing tumultuous relationship with my own circadian rhythm 050
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 24/08/20266’3 is a very unchic height because of how square and utilitarian it is. Almost the most boring of the tall people heights, second only to 6’2 280
Reposted by EthanCarlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love a lil honk shoo mimimi like let’s honk shoo mimimi rn 0204
Reposted by Ethan🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you're ever wondering what the form or the harmonic structure is doing in my music, I either have a 15-minute lecture ready to go, or I'm also wondering the same thing 1282
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026incoherentethan 29th birthday labor day weekend last year of his 20s 3 day weekend oomf spectular party bash extraordinaire in chicago orrrrr 0130
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026august is unfortunately a bottom six month surrounded by a string of the best months on either side 1110
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026you grow up and you turn out gay and you stop believing in god and you try to figure out what morality even means for you and if the concept of a “good person” is even a real thing and then you wonder if there is something wrong with you bc you have a nebulous sense of morality and then 1202
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026that’s ollie’s type too but he had to settle for 6’3 and 210 :/ 150
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026accidentally landed a serving gig at an award winning restaurant and now I’m having crazy imposter syndrome lol 2180
Ethan @incoherentethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the interesting thing about phone cameras is that they have completely different primary function than traditional cameras in that they no longer attempt to capture reality but rather an enhanced smoothed over highly edited automatically touched up ceci n’est pas une pipe kind of subtle monstrosity 1110
