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@inchesnfl.bsky.social
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i actually hate it here

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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2025 was not a good year for: the world the country the dolphins me personally and i can't do shit about the first three but i will absolutely be taking myself off list in '26
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
oh hey
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I have to confess, @inchesnfl.bsky.social peer pressured me to go back to the other app, & i made fun of red hats & nazis, & it turned into me just talking recklessly all day. i'm sorry.
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
putin has a chance to do the funniest thing tomorrow
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
i have just brainwashed you into wanting to make your own kfc style mashed tato bowls 🤤
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
how is literally anyone surprised that members of an actual cult found a way to rationalize their leader fucking kids and shielding others who fuck kids? it's like some people expect 'decency' to prevail but you're dealing with subhuman rats here
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
jurassic park was elite, 2 and 3 were ok, and then every jurassic world has been absolute dog shit
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
i will hand it to elon on one thing.... i only got a 12 hour suspension for telling a maga to kill themselves this morning... years ago i would've sat out a week 😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
if we naruto run we can move faster than their bullets
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i like looking at old newspapers...after you've checked the date, tell me that's not the craziest fuckin ad you've ever seen😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
paywalled news is one of the dumbest ideas in modern history, and you can't convince me otherwise... nobody needs your perspective that much... get over your fucking self
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
re: the epstein case, does anyone know how it is that darren indyke & richard kahn seem to have escaped all scrutiny for their obvious participation in the trafficking ring?...they're still running his estate today, free as birds btw
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
the older you get the more you grow to value, and strive to hang onto your most treasured memories... almost 30 years later, my trip to japan remains among the most transformative experiences of my life... i remember those two weeks better than any other two i've ever lived
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
aw man im rolling in fake dough now 😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
i don't like it over here or over there... where's left lol
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
annnnnd ZERO work until wednesday morning lfg 😜
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
letting me know you want me to do something is a really good way to make sure it never gets done til one of us is dead
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
couple more weeks til that magical time when dolphins fans hear stories and see footage coming out of camp and become somehow convinced that this could be the year 😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
this just flared up my dolphins ptsd
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the fires of isengard will spread... and the woods of tuckborough and buckland will burn... and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone... there won't BE a shire, pippin
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
almost forgot... HAPPY CANADA DAY to all my canadian folks... i grew up in rochester, barely an hour from the border in niagara falls, and traveled all over ontario as a kid... so hey, can i come back and stay with you guys forever? i won't take up much space 😂😭
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
i'll take your mother, dorothy mantooth, out for a NICE seafood dinner, and then NEVER call her AGAIN
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
chernobyl is easily one of the best miniseries ever
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
look for your friends... but do not trust to hope... it has forsaken these lands
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard is standing next to a man in armor .
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is standing next to a man in armor .
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
i dont care what anyone says and i wouldn't care if they were made out of 100% retarded horse cock... steakumms are god damn delicious
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
if @ben01.bsky.social canned sardines for a living
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
we've blown past "it is their right" and have arrived at "it is their duty"
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
how does this fuckin app still not have media or group chat support in DMs?! 😫
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
lightning exploded one of my many trees😬
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
to rebalance the force, here's a more accurate version of the jd meme that they're now violating the constitution over
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i don't think a person alive detests this dumb cunt more than me, which is why i hate when he does something hilarious 😂😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
idk why a bunch of randoms have been following me on here this week, but you will most assuredly be disappointed 😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
totally normal shit
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
this sounds completely mental but i accidentally discovered an uncharted atoll in the south pacific today 😭😭
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
in no way was it worth the effort to harvest these wild boys but im sweaty and bloody and damnit i will enjoy them 😁
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
when an individual has reached the point where they are demonstrably unworthy of the time it would take to educate them on why they're an irredeemable cunt... it should be 100% legal to kill them... here's lookin at you, maga
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
shoutout to the chinese person who tried to translate 'deep fried cake' into english and came up with this lmaoooo poop cakes anyone? 😂😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
compared to the lotr trilogy, the hobbit is pure dogshit, but i still like and watch them lol
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
had parlayed panthers -1.5, the over, and tkachuk to score 1 and that son of a bitch was the only person in the entire building who didn't score 😭😭
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
i used to watch coach all the time when it was airing, but i was not old enough to get a lot of the jokes and adult themes... thoroughly enjoying coming back to it now
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
everyone worried about CW2 going hot and i'm just over here itching to enact my plans for when it does 😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
totally forgot i registered a twitch years ago and never really used it, and idk why i'm using it now 😂 www.twitch.tv/videos/24795...
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Giving Origins a 2nd Chance - verodelfino on Twitch
verodelfino went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Assassin's Creed Origins VOD now.
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
when you're smoking some weed do you ever look down into the bowl and see the eye of sauron? just me? ok cool
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a close up of an eye with a hole in the middle
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
reading to get sleepy is ok but i find writing works better... i must have hundreds of files filled with flimsy premises and beginnings of stories that i have no intention of ever adding onto lol
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
duolingo has absolutely destroyed itself with over-implementation of AI in the past few months, but i won't lie this is an amazing sentence 😂
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
what's up nerds
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
lou fought with a full grown male fox this morning and refused to back down... he took a wound on his side, and still sent the fox away limping... don't tell him he's a 13-pound miniature poodle bc bro thinks he's a whole ass wolf 😭
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
anyone else like to mix two types of weed with contrasting characteristics just to let em fight it out?
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
feeling perfectly comfortable laying in bed can only mean it's time to wake up
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joey @inchesnfl.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
i usually do my chinese lessons on the toilet in the morning but now i can only speak it when i have to poop 😂
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