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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Illustration of a gull with various anatomical features pointed out with leaders, each of which is labeled "bird"
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
2003 image macro of a frilled lizard doing a threat display standing on hind legs with green text "BWAHAHAHA!"
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
If you never actually complete a project, it never technically lacks finish
Roll Safe, a man in a leather jacket with a gold chain and watch smirks to the camera while pointing at his temple.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 22/07/2026
Post a problematic "would": horror edition
Screenshot from the film Rubber. A tire (named Robert) standing upright on a highway with treads facing an old police car approaching in the background.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
damn, It's not every day I have the occasion to break this old screengrab out
A character from the film Feeding Frenzy reading a book entitled "How to Trick Attractive Women Into Loving You" by David Spade with a forward by Brian Austin Green. 

On the back cover is a blurb from Brian Austin Green:
"I can not express in words what this book has done for my life. Before this book I was basically a washed up hack actor who's prime had past. I was stuck dating actresses older, pathetic actresses who were not so hot, but by following the simple steps in this book, David Spade has helped me acheive possible the greatest and most amazing achievement of my life, maybe the only thing I'll be remembered for."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
Hitting that switch whenever the Beakman's World episode is getting a little dry to summon this guy
Lester, a man in a partial rat costume which still shows most of his face, tshirt sleeves and tattooed arms
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026
a steel vegetable peeler
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
I miss the Mysterious Tower in my hometown
Enger Tower, a 5-story 80-foot tall stone observation tower in Duluth, MN
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
tapping the sign again
Tumblr post from ultradracula:

"Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes"
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
as soon as we kick him out of office
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 23/06/2026
Boymoding today
Woman from the Voyager probe Golden record
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 22/06/2026
Imagine believing like this is more of a problem than the way politicians treat the people.
Post from Robert Saunders:

For Fathers' Day, Keir Starmer posts a photo of his own father, who died in 2018, and a non-political message.

The replies are a torrent of vitriol & cruelty, all with hundreds of Likes.

We complain a lot about the quality of leadership, but there's a huge problem with the way we treat politicians
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 20/06/2026
A voice actor speaking to Homer Simpson in a recording studio saying "It's a terrible strain on the animator's wrist."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026
I know volumes have been written about how stupid these things look, but every time I see one, I am astonished at how dogshit the wheel and wheel well look.
Closeup of the rear wheel of the camo-wrapped Cybertruck in the photo from the quoted post.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026
Long Ziti is definitely one of the posts of all time. I think about Long Ziti a lot.
Tumblr post by mitochondriaandbunnies showing a package of Colavita Long Ziti. It is a tube-shaped pasta about the length of a piece of spaghetti. Second picture two shows the pasta in bowls reminiscent of a firehose haphazardly dumped into a kiddie poolCooked Long Ziti sitting in the bottom of a cooking pot bearing great resemblance to discarded pieces of surgical tubing.Text in the post: "Dan and I bought a thing called "long ziti" from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke,  but.... I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn't bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ.  Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn't pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room.  Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Man, I suck at this. the US is way easier because you can just put whatever and someone has named a town or city that. Here I had to dig deep and think of various cheeses and towns mentioned in monty python sketches I watched as a kid but in the US Walnut, Acorn, Beechwood, Rockland just put whatev
Map of Europe with red dots for cities named

"How many European cities can you name?"

"You named 128 cities, with a total population of 110,629,819 (16.41% of the European urban population)."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026
Post the best panel of X-Men you can think of right now
Charles Xavier pointing and apparently making an EEEEEE noise with an intense face. Cyclops stands behind him and seems unmoved.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 30/05/2026
pictured: vince
a drinky bird novelty science toy
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 28/05/2026
yeah
toucan perched on a tree branch doing a big stretch to grab a fruit in its bill
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
The back of a truck which bears passing resemblance to a converted ambulance. On the rear doors, text reads "Everybody loves them" at the top and "S N A C K S" on the bottom. "Snacks" is also written on the side of the truck
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 23/05/2026
Fake Star Trek the Next Generation title card "Yar gets Tarred"
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 22/05/2026
My nerd ass trying not to comment about the quality/authenticity of the swords in this genuinely sweet gesture
Meme of the kid making a straining face with veins popping out everywhereA couple of posts with a guy holding swords:

Post 1: 4 years ago i got my niece a sword to celebrate her birth

Post 2: i got her brother a gold katana earlier this year
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
how do i code website?
A long-bearded man in fancy robes and a pointed hat holding a staff with text reading "I don't know! I don't fucking know!!"
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 13/05/2026
33 A.D. - Jesus is Crucified and three days later rose from the dead and traveled to America. [7]
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
Carl, a hairy bald man in a white tank-top from Aqua Teen Hunger Force pinches the bridge of his nose
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
let's see if I can manage that with a reply
Screen snip from the Wikipedia article about Static Electricity with a caption that also serves as alt-text: "Styrofoam peanuts clinging to a cat's fur due to static electricity. This effect is also the cause of static cling in clothes."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
a black and white silhouette of the creature in the OP
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
Spoiler: Number 1 is buying vegetables that are way too big for your knife/home.
Youtube thumbnail from Ethan Chlebowski with veggies large and prominent in the foreground and him in the background holding a chef's kinfe. 

Text on image: Vegetable Mistakes

Video title: 5 Mistakes Most People make when using Vegetables
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
Scott Aukerman
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
I do not remember writing this.
Screenshot of my drafts folder with the following post:

I think that semester I was sharing an apartment with a cenobite was the most formative of my college years. 

I learned a lot about compromises and we both agreed that if I didn't throw out anything from the fridge labeled with a date less than two weeks ago, he wouldn't invade my dreams with visions of my dead father in his casket interspersed with clips of hardcore pornography
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
pioneers
the polka-dotted bare foot of the guitarist from Angine de Poitrine manipulating a pedal board
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026
honestly i think that would be best for everyone
Youtube thumbnail reading "Possible proof that one day the universe could just vanish"  for an Anton Petrov video entitled "Experimental Evidence That Universe Could Just Vanish One Day" 

Good channel btw.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 21/04/2026
Barney the Dinosaur graphic with text: 

Whoa there, Kiddo!

Vote Shaming Doesn't Work. 

It just makes people hate YOU & your candidate

Compel your candidate to adopt popular policies instead!
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 21/04/2026
hey check this out
Fingers holding a broken egg vertically, with a baby turtle t-posing out the top
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
This is what you were waiting for.
A skeleton holding a French horn, a black cat and a woman with fabric stuck in here ears all convene on or around a tall but skinny table
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
A man lying crumpled in the bottom of a crater
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
[Dismissive wanking gesture]
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026
This site's strict rules are destroying innovation
Text of a bsky draft post that is 82 characters over the limit: I think that semester I was sharing an apartment with a cenobite was the most formative of my college years. 

I learned a lot about compromises and we both agreed that if I didn't throw out anything from the fridge labeled with a date less than two weeks ago, he wouldn't invade my dreams with visions of my dead father in his casket interspersed with clips of hardcore pornography
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
I wonder if journalism dying has anything to do with stuff like this
a screenshot after a few seconds of loading showing a news article on a website -entirely- covered with popups asking for money. 

For the record, I have aggressive ad-blockers active at every moment because I'm not a fuckin sucker.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
classic babe
Cassandra Peterson as her character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark looking surprised by something no doubt scandalous a skellington is whispering in her ear.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
@comiccontext.bsky.social
Three panels from Hellblazer #20 each showing a man saying something with a descriptive caption of his circumstances: 

[A policeman has seen hallowed justice laugh and slap him in the face.] "I want the bastards who killed my wife!"

[A journalist has been choked and stifled by the truth.] "I want the world to know their names."

[And a scientist has felt the blast of madness' breath.] "I want peas."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 06/04/2026
Imagine how red their faces would be if
A screenshot of Ethan Hawk in First Reformed adjusting his outfit in a 3/4 length mirror.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026
Washington Post op-ed ass thumbnail
Youtube Thumbnail: A black and white rendering of an emaciated figure with text reading "I was wrong about ghouls"
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026
Spider-Man and the X-Men was good though, that's where this is from
Spider-man: "You can rewrite DNS on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!"

Sauron (a green pterosaur man in a loincloth riding a triceratops): "But I don't *want* to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs."
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 26/03/2026
shocked pikachu meme
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 24/03/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog's profile page with options menu open and the Block Account option highlighted by the cursor from Age of Empires II
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 23/03/2026
Oh yeah? What's this say then?
A green 3D triangle bearing a word in all-caps
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.
Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady from The Thing getting out of the door of a helicopter wearing his big stupid hat that I love.
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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
bacon brothers band
three young boys in their porcine finery
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