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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse

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🧜‍♂️🐙🏴‍☠️ - OFMD - swearwolf - gen X - ND - burgeoning hermit - strange lady - may make you nervous - will take you in and give you breakfast

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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same. Same.
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my dog yesterday to cancer and have spent all day on the couch, sleeping, crying, sleeping. Grief is an awful, sick exhaustion. But now Hercules is free and he can run and play without any pain. So is Bill. May they find each other and make a new friend ❤️🙏
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Today is the day I learned the identity of the Holy Bartender from the movie Dogma.
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The giddy laugh!! 🥹🥹😭 #ofmd
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks I love it 😻❤️😭
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Loftis telling the sheriff of Widow's Bay to set up a perimeter around the island, though 🤣
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
40 years of this bs. FORTY. YEARS. Where tf is this menopause I was promised. I am so punchy rn
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
poor Eponine, she really is having a rough time of the french revolution, though
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NOT a good dancer
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
but I'm so TIRED
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
!!! Between this and the ability to build a cat army I think I need to play this game
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He looks like an airbus
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Offer still valid
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Would it be weird if I play Crimson Desert solely to amass a cat army? There must be a community of ppl already doing it, right?
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some people have rules about M&Ms in their riders. Rhys might have one about appearing in his undies 🤣
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching 2020's "Rams" movie, with Sam Neill, and sobbing for the second time in a month over sheep and for about the 30th time in a month over Sam Neill
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mr 15 is studying Romeo & Juliet and has to watch what he refers to as the Grand Theft Auto version (Baz Luhrmann) Wild that you have to go back to 1996 to see a Leo who's actually age-apprope for the women he dates now
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am having a rough time right now. Work is awful, I'm struggling financially, and having a difficult time with my teen. Single parenting can be hard. Please send any good vibes, pet pics, or pirates you can spare. 🙏
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They gave Matt Damon an honorary one after making The Martian I love the whimsy that led this certificate to exist 🏴‍☠️
MIT awards a certificate in piracy to undergrads who meet requirements in sailing, archery, pistols and fencing as part of PE
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Put your pants on for Detroit I love this city
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I do like it that he's kinda been drawn as Steard
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Mr 15 is studying Romeo & Juliet this term, and the big theatre kid in me is so enthusiastic and he's
static.klipy.com
Disappointed Cricket Fan at ICC World Cup
Alt: Disappointed Cricket Fan at ICC World Cup - hands on hips, watching impassively, he is unimpressed and turns away in disgust
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me, watching Cape Fear and realising maybe I watch too much crime: "That cooler had to be SERIOUSLYweighted down to not float."
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A bright light has gone out. Rest peacefully, Sam Neill.
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The fact that Alfred Molina, one of the world's most Merchant Ivory coded British actors to ever exist, was never in a Merchant Ivory film? Still blows my mind. One of the most striking examples of the mandela effect. Just goes to show, even great films could have been even better.
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Omg I love this
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I love imagining his offensive semaphore
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Impersonating a priest
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Made my day, tbh Stede was a bloody NATURAL
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I JUST NEED YOU ALL TO SEE THIS
Sm post and replies about how historically pirates would tell stories to each other, act out plays, and do mock trials
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
She calls it 'Garfunkeling'
FOTC Jemaine dressed as Art Garfunkel, standing next to Art Garfunkel.
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Art Garfunkel storyline on #TFOTC is still one of the funniest things in that show, I giggle every time 🤣🤣
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@dominicburgess.bsky.social OMG 👀
Lego The Overlook Hotel set
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
SCREAMING
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🏴‍☠️ AH!Lee 🦇👻🎃 Something Witchy @orchid-explosion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LOVE THIS VERIFICATION 🔥🔥🔥
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Trying so hard to not set myself up for disappointment, but OMG OMG OMG EVERYONE LOOK, WE'RE WOLVES IS BEING WRITTEN! IT HAS LEGS!!! (and they're going to get much bigger when you transform, so make sure you wear pants with a bit of give in them)
Pic of Taika. Capture from IG post by @comingsoonnet. Says We're Wolves is being written.Text from IG post. Says Jemaine has confirmed they are in tje writing stage. Says will focus on Anton and the guys.
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🐑😭
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not me over here on a Friday night weeping about winter lambs
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Twice as old as most of the ppl I work with and getting mocked behind my back for an old injury that makes it hard for me to walk Ageism, esp for women, is real, and it's insidious I usually just let it roll off me but lately I don't have the patience anymore
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No but someone did stick a dildo in my eye once (unrelated)
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Netflix has just cancelled The Boroughs after only 1 season and I am ready to riot. This was such a beautiful, odd, interesting show, with a fabulous cast, and Alfred Molina turned in such a sensitive, layered performance as the lead. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS.
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
4.30 in the morning and fuck this I'm going online shopping for soft fluffy blankets bc fuck whatever fuckery this winter is already, I mean jaysus christe give a woman a chance I wasn't ready
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Are they Unidentified Flying Objects or are you just bad at identifying flying objects
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Obsessed with Widow's Bay
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
They're both such dags I love them
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What's your sign?
Sign outside womens bathroom. There is a basic figure of a woman in a dress. The W from the sign is missing; it reads "omen".
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
oh baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more
Vladislav from WWDITS
He is about to shoot an arrow
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Do I lie awake for another 3 hours, or give it up as a bad job and get up now, at 2am?
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Wrecked white singlet top throwback has me DYING
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Jeffrey Fettering's Horse @in2thew00ds.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I need a Stede Bonnet - Hannibal Lecter crossover re wardrobe
Hannibal in a fancy suit ! Red windowpane check. Floral tie, pocket square
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