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Spooky scary Sarah-ton

@imyerhero.bsky.social
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Middle aged mom. Working to be woke AF. She/her. Geek. Knitter. Reader. Gamer. PNW. Pro LGBTQ+ rights. Pro choice. Pro BLM. Anti fascism. Also I shitpost a lot.

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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 8h
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Han Solo's Iconic Gesture with Blaster
ALT: Han Solo's Iconic Gesture with Blaster
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 9h
I'll bet Trump wants to watch it because it's a power move on weak non-white person and he's completely incapable of thinking no one else would want to watch that and celebrate it.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 9h
Idk what this says about the time I asked J to wear a Chewbacca costume for Halloween.
Text: I think it’s very nice when you see someone clearly using a Halloween costume as a soft launch for a fetish theyve hitherto been slightly too apprehensive to broach with a partner
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 21h
What the actual fuck
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My mother just thumbs downed my text asking if they wanted to meet for dinner while they’re in town and idk what that means?
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*stares daggers at Donnice*
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ngl, this is how I’ve always lived my life.
Text: If anyone ever makes you participate in an icebreaker exercise your goal is to make them regret it
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Godspeed!
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Text: I wish I could lean into that weaponized incompetence thing but unfortunately I am the eldest daughter
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh god I listened to that podcast for a while and it got too triggering bc I DID HAVE THAT KIND OF YOUTH GROUP The best thing about my youth group was the primary youth pastor who never had a whiff of scandal and quit when the church started anti LGBTQ shit.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Desperately trying to get everything that can’t get wet in the basement off the floor and on to shelves before the first big sweep of rain comes in (next week). Doesn’t help that teens rummaged around in all the boxes for “treasures” this summer and left it strewn around.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekOforOpaque I…think this works? It’s a light up sign but no light comes through.
An old light up restaurant sign is leaning in an apartment window, on the second story of a brick building. The sign reads “ACME TAVERN” in red letters, and “GRUB CAGE” in blue letters. There is a faded image of a hamburger. No light is coming through the sign.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Text: i was not meant to work or be a homemaker but a secret third thing
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Emergency rooms are the DMV of the medical world. But you’re in more pain.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Text: If you think about the vastness of space, & how enormous our galaxy is, & how big our planet is, & how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did you catch the ball? I’m so sorry, knees are tricksy things. I hope you feel better soon. And that this injury doesn’t affect your holiday plans too greatly. 💚
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every local I’ve talked to the past week has been SO happy summer is over. We are a people of darkness and damp.
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Relaxing Autumn Rain on a Forest Path
ALT: Relaxing Autumn Rain on a Forest Path
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh Holly, how rough. I’m so sorry.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Text: hey babe, how's compartmentalizing the horrors going today?
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤣
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a lovely win! Congratulations to both to both of you and many wishes that this upward trend continues!
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes I’m sad bc we rent a house and do not own our own. I like painting and being able to hang heavy artwork instead of leaning it against the wall. Then things happen like 100+ year old cast iron stack pipe from the toilet upstairs cracks and leaks all over and I’m glad I’m not an owner.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe Satan?
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Satan from South Park Staring
ALT: Satan from South Park Staring
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t worry. We in the US also wish Florida would go away.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A post: Wish my parents would've added some nepo to the tism they gave me.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Took a home sleep apnea monitoring test last night and rage ripped it off during my sleep. I’m not sure if that indicates I need a cpap or no? The info was already sent to the doctor by the time I woke up so guess we’ll find out!
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Text: My love language is quietly leaving a meme in your dms like a cat leaving a dead lizard or bug on your doorstep because it likes you.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mine said my household likely had only one adult and my husband is OFFENDED
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We love this book!
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNeon I love hims and want hims for my room.
A blue neon light of a shark posted in a window
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh lord, the rage my parents and my inlaws had when we enforced this was de-lic-ious.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Text: I just discovered ominous positivity and I'm obsessed. You will be fine you have no choice. Everything will turn out okay you cannot stop it. You will succeed it's inevitable. Better days are already coming it's too late now.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I miss raiding sometimes.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Christmas Toy. I was horrified at the idea that 1. My toys could come to life and 2. I could kill them on accident. I still hate every Toy Story movie.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekMforMachinery It’s animatronic, does that count?
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Mary Bogan @marylue42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Read a post a few days ago that said we were seeing the impact of Trump trickle down to young men like the Cornell 7. I don’t know. I think it’s more likely the Cornell 7 represent a decades long culture that led us to Trump.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, every day this week:
A white man in a 50s style ad illustration, wearing grey slacks, a brown belt, and a black button up collared shirt. He is looking at the camera, raising his fist in celebration with a sarcastic look on his face. The text reads "Today was a one star shit parade!" with four empty stars and one filled star, similar to a product rating.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need this on a shirt, Gail.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dad made pipe bombs and threw them down chimneys of kids he held a grudge against. My grandpa died in a knife fight over a beer. Good old days, my ass.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Slur-sery rhyme”
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Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know there are lots of expenses but if I wanted to make bank I should’ve been a vet. *falls over from sticker shock*
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know me ranting will get me nowhere but I’ll still throw my anger and frustration for my partner out into the void.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know why there are precautions in place. I know nurses are overworked. But this is a huge problem for people with chronic pain who are treated like criminals for literally trying to survive. Complain and you get blacklisted. We need a better system.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Between the insurance company, the pharmacy, and nurses not doing their job, my partner was without the pain meds for his crippling nerve pain for eleven days. Today he finally got them but at this point the pain is so intense he can’t keep anything down long enough for them to kick in. This is bull
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We left our kid STUNNED when we told them Lee Pace is the beginning and end of both their father and their mother’s hall pass.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This interaction *is* art.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To clarify, it's for my own mental health. When they start crashing out or acting like a little shit, I check it to make sure. One less thing to actually carry in my head.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...today our district announced they bought 14 electric school buses! All I had to do was bitch on Bluesky and they totally listened to me. It's all because of me.
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Thanks, Obama: Cookie & Milk Break
ALT: Thanks, Obama: Cookie & Milk Break
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, Animal Crossing.
An image from animal crossing new horizons of a conversation between Cherry the red dog and the player. The top text reads "Suggesting they use the catchphrase 'wet fart' may have been a mistake"
Cherry is saying to the player, "Oops, did I splash some mud on you? My bad, wet fart."
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