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Spooky scary Sarah-ton

@imyerhero.bsky.social
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Middle aged mom. Working to be woke AF. She/her. Geek. Knitter. Reader. Gamer. PNW. Pro LGBTQ+ rights. Pro choice. Pro BLM. Anti fascism. Also I shitpost a lot.

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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 1h
Between the insurance company, the pharmacy, and nurses not doing their job, my partner was without the pain meds for his crippling nerve pain for eleven days. Today he finally got them but at this point the pain is so intense he can’t keep anything down long enough for them to kick in. This is bull
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 13h
Oh, Animal Crossing.
An image from animal crossing new horizons of a conversation between Cherry the red dog and the player. The top text reads "Suggesting they use the catchphrase 'wet fart' may have been a mistake"
Cherry is saying to the player, "Oops, did I splash some mud on you? My bad, wet fart."
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Women get shamed for sleeping with too many men. Men get shamed for sleeping with men. So clearly society decided that sleeping with men is the embarrassing part."
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a strange sort of grief when a childhood friend you haven’t spoken to in decades dies.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A tiny hedgehog sits in a small inflatable unicorn swim float on a beach. He has an angry expression. The caption reads "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death."
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A bunch of pink heart shaped balloons floating - they are sporting "meh" expressions as opposed to smiley faces.  The caption reads "Balloon for when somebody lands in the hospital for something that was definitely their fault."
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hooooooly sheeeeit, they were not joking about the brutality of the covid/flu immunization combo
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Status Cansada Morta
ALT: Status Cansada Morta
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLookingIn The pizza place is closed :(. (It was 8 am)
A shot looking in through the windows of a closed pizza restaurant.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A painting of a cicada crouched on a green leaf. His eyes are large and bulbous and orange He is saying 
COME, FRIEND.
SCREAM WITH US.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like a really good sandwich would fix me.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear followers:
A white haired Barbie doll sits on a tipped over metal trash can that is the appropriate size for a Barbie doll. She is wearing sensible black shoes, a gray check skirt and a red and white polka dot shirt. She is also wearing an enormous golden crown. The text reads "Thanks for being a shiny treasure, in the shit heap of life."
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning, team. We have 3.5 days until Drexel closes the Academy of Natural Sciences. It’s time for you- yeah YOU- to make some calls. Step 1: Tell the following people we need help pressuring Drexel to keep the museum open: Josh Shaprio 717-787-2500 Mayor Parker's 215-686-2181
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to bed at 740 pm, slept half an hour. Woke up for a marathon battle against panic attacks that is just now dying down, *checks watch* eight hours later. Sleep? Guess not.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLookingIn The instant before I took this photo, both of them were looking at me.
A giant fluffy white dog and a small fluffy brown dog greet each other with sniffs.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Three images of Kate McKinnon dressed as an old woman with short white hair, wearing a pink cardigan and a white turtleneck. She is eating a bowl of brussels sprouts.
She is saying "Brussels sprouts are a riot. 'Cause they smell like a fart, but they actually taste like burp."
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome to another episode of “we have so many doctor appointments that I thought this one was for a totally different thing!” I feel like it’s a #momfail but nobody should be expected to keep correct tabs on visits from ten to twelve doctors in two months.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK explore.org/fat-bear-week
explore.org
Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not to be a pessimist but this week is gonna suck.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A tweet:
A seafoam green fluffy ram stands in front of a polka dot background. It is wearing a band with the Mountain Dew logo on it. The text reads "Baja Blast sheep, have you any wool?"
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Text 1: Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

Text 2: this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Text: My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon
(an image of a red and gold apple with the blades of an apple cutter sticking out. The handles have broken off, leaving the blades exposed)
Reply: keeps the doctor away.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going into US midterms like:
Jason Mantzoukas on the television show Taskmaster saying his motto: Destroy, dismantle, engulf in flames.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She would be…confused by me and let’s face it - SO disappointed. See, 20 year old me was v religious.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was not ready for how loud our new vacuum is. Nor were our cats.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Twenty years ago, I married the best human. We’ve definitely hit better, worse, sickness, health, and there’s no one I’d rather do all of it with. Love you, J.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An image of an old metal playset - swings, slide, etc. Growing around the slide is a rather perfect circle of large white mushrooms.
The text reads: This is why it was a mistake to replace all the old 70s metal playgrounds with safety plastic.

Iron. You need iron. Or else.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My partner whenever I'm upset:
text: Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A tweet:

Car sauce gettin EXPONSIVE
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s raining in my part of the PNW so all feels right in the world for one brief moment.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, sitting at the children’s table during a family party:
You don’t know shit about Pokémon
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Except in Game Changer the points DO matter, very much.
The heading reads "every generation gets a bespectacled sadist in a suit torturing his friends for the Hahas".
Below are two photos: one of Drew Carey from Whose Line is it Anyway and the other of Sam Reich from Game Changer
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Time for the school drop off/pickup line road rage to begin. It's me. I have the road rage.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An image of a building with two words on the front: karate and dentist. The text reads "His method of tooth extraction is unorthodox but highly effective"
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A red line smiley face is looking at a blue line frowny face. It is saying "Hey turn that frown upside-"
The next image is of the red frame smiley face looking a little stunned as the blue line face has moved the frown up to be frowny eyebrows, thus turning it upside down.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Posting this again for reasons
An artistic rendering of a tweet and a retweet. The art is navy with golden plants and bumblebees. The original tweet reads "Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it's starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.'

The retweet reads "It's fast approaching Bees O'Clock, motherfuckers."
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A photo of Mae Martin doing standup. They are saying "So I wanna preface the whole next section by just reminding everyone that I'm fine."
It is being used to reference the statement "When you start opening up to people"
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s so unnerving when someone exits a car in the drive through line.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A tweet:
*cranberries voice*

In my bed, in my bed comfy, comfy
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh. I know. 😈
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My body is so furious right now. - seasonal change = angry ❤️ - new glasses = angry head and eyes that now refuse new glasses, old glasses, contacts - rolled ankle = hobbling everywhere and hip and knee pain - stress = grinding teeth + jaw pain I am old.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shakespeare to Sam Bankman-Fried:
A drawing of William Shakespeare with a speech bubble. It reads “You are totes adorbs.” - Shakespeare”
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a pot sits on a grate over flames. it is holding red liquid and being stirred by a wooden spoon. the text reads "I stir the pot so it doesn't burn"
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me when the air pressure changes:
Tina Belcher laying face down on the floor saying “My heart just pooped its pants.”
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*their
A text: My relationship with God kept a lot of yall faces from gettin slapped off yo neck. Praise his name.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When you have a partner with a chronic illness, there’s always a mental battle you have when you wake up sick in the middle of the night. How much care do you need and is it enough to warrant waking them up and depriving them of necessary sleep?
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh my god it’s raining is summer finally over please god
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do Not go gently into the midterms...
Rage, rage against the lying of the right.
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforInteger I just keep getting older 👵
Stickers showing the youngest birthdate allowed for an individual to buy alcohol or tobacco in the USA. (It’s 2005)
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Spooky scary Sarah-ton @imyerhero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve miscalculated gravely and have used up my spoons for today before 6 pm and also probably borrowed some of tomorrow’s.
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Sad Cat Lounging
ALT: Sad Cat Lounging
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