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ImTheMissy

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"Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need." ~ Matthew 5:3

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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I came across a video suggesting you ask ChatGPT, “Make my Barbie box.” So, naturally, I had to try it. 😂 The first result was generic, and ChatGPT suggested personalizing it, so I pushed back & emphasized MY Barbie box, using what you know about me. This is better, but a pink outfit??? 😂 1/2
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some give flowers. Others give chocolates. Steelers gives Cowboys. First George Pickens… now Joey Porter Jr. Steelers…are you flirting with me? 😉
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Audrey Hepburn: You're Making Me Blush
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do. I DO! :::sigh::: Although… Sunday’s game has me…
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
227 yards. Drug test. 153 yards & two touchdowns. Drug test. “Random.” Sure. 😂 ⭐ Fascinating how “random” keeps showing up after CeeDee cooks the defense so badly that testing shows up for dessert. 😏
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
INTJ random thoughts, holding niece: Someday some boy is gonna break my niece’s heart...and I’m gonna have to act surprised when she tells me someone had his car craned onto the roof of the school.
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Little Girl's 'What Whatever' Shrug
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What? No. NO. 🤨 Do you know how long it took me in elementary school to learn the mnemonic “Super Man Helps Every One” so I could remember the lakes for geography? They just took Super of Superman out of the equation. smh
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Superman Asks 'Is Everyone Okay?'
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can’t believe it’s come to this. All this talk about wild horses & “mystery meat,” & now there’s an infographic. Apparently “know what you’re buying” has taken on a whole new meaning. An Infographic? smh
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of my favorites 🥰
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Saw ChatGPT’s 3D glam doll idea on Instagram and had to try it. 😂 Upload a selfie and prompt: “Create a 3D glam doll of me from my photo.” That’s it. Let ChatGPT decide the rest. Here’s mine. 💅 #ChatGPT #AIImages #AIArt
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When companies report record profits, then choose stock buybacks, executive bonuses, and higher executive compensation rather than investing in their employees through good pay and benefits, I know they can afford to do better. They’re choosing not to.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fun #ChatGPT experiment. Try this #prompt: “Based on everything you’ve learned about me from our conversations, create an image of me as an action figure. Choose the design, outfit, colors, accessories & packaging based on what represents me.” 🤨Black pumps? I’d rather b barefoot or n sneakers #AI
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🤨 Interesting. I agree. Try this with your ChatGPT: Prompt: Based on all our conversations & everything you know about me, generate a picture collage of how you see me: As a color? As a feeling? As a song? As weather? As a season? As a scent? As a flower? As a food? #AI #INTJ
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Saw this & did my version of Inside Out, #INTJ edition. The emotions are there. They’re just usually processed, categorized, analyzed, & filed b4 anyone else gets to see them. 😂 To try, here’s the prompt: Based on everything you know about me, create an Inside Out-inspired animated portrait of me.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My TikTok FYP: “You like Lord of the Rings, right?” 😐🤨 😳 Me: “Don’t you dare…” Moleskine. Lord of the Rings. Limited edition. *Added to cart* 😒 You’re SO annoying…TY 🥰
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You can leave someone out of a promotional photo. You can’t leave them out of the record books. The game always gets the last word.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
👸🏻Me: Trying to eat healthier. 🍓 Internet 🛜: “That fruit may contain bacteria that causes explosive diarrhea.” My dark chocolate covered almonds: “I would *never*.”
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There. It’s fixed. A #WNBA 30th anniversary poster should celebrate the league’s past while acknowledging a player who has introduced millions of new fans to its present. It’s difficult to tell the story without #CaitlinClark. She’s the reason I started watching, & I know I’m not alone.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Morning fog dissolves As though it had never been The grass remembers ~MJ Soliz VI.XX.MMXXVI A beautiful, delicate presence comes into your life. It leaves. The world looks the same. Yet something that was touched by it is forever changed #haiku #ButterflyPrologueMix #BTS #Inspo #IStillRemember
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A myriad of wings Drift where only clouds should wander At last, it’s time to fly ~MJ Soliz VI.XX.MMXXVI These are American snout butterflies. In S. TX, periods of drought followed by heavy rainfall can trigger population explosions & huge migrations, sending thousands across the landscape. #haiku
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
😳 Messi’s in Texas. 😁
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Many people use AI like a search engine, but the answer quality often depends on the instructions quality. I put together this #ChatGPT Cheat Sheet to help people get clearer answers, identify blind spots, challenge assumptions, & make better use of #AI. Which shortcut do you think you’d use most?
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🧠 Most people trying to determine their MBTI focus on behavior rather than cognition. The question isn’t whether you like parties, cry during movies, or keep a clean desk. The better question is: How does your mind naturally process information & make decisions? Thread 🧵 1/6
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Convo w/ChatGPT. 😐 When did it start telling jokes & finding things hilarious? 😑 #AI #ChatGPT #INTJ #YoureNotTheBossOfMe
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Golf, as defined by a seven-year-old girl, “Hit a ball, hit a ball, hit a ball. Find it, find it, find it.” Pretty much…though she left out the middle part: “Take a sip, take swig, take a chug”. But of course, she’s only seven. 😆
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is so lovely. 🥰
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
😊 I was excited someone offered to pick up ice cream for me… until I found out they were going to Walmart. 😒 I've not shopped there in over 5 yrs. I don’t trust the quality of their products, & dislike how little dignity or intelligence they seem to afford consumers. “Great Value” for who? 🤨
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As soon as you’d hear, “Hit it!” and the beat dropped, people already knew what comes next and joined in with the rest of the song. “I’m Rob Base and I came to get down. I’m not internationally known…” Sir…yes you are. RIP, Rob Base. 💗
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Self to note: This tastes funny. Note to self: It’s a fortune cookie StN: Yeah, it’s just really…fibrous. NtS: 😐 StN: What? NtS: 😶 StN: What?!? This is my fav...Hey! Where’s the paper with my aphorism!? NtS: :::SIGH::: StN: WHA… oh 😬
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
🥺 When is it gonna be my turn in the otter pup distribution system??? 🥹 I want one...🤗
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
People need to start using AI before selling things at yard sales, estate sales, flea markets, etc. Too many people are unknowingly selling valuable items for next to nothing because someone else recognized the value before they did.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If I can give something to lighten her load & help her find hope, I will. gofund.me/6dc0a1e24
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Donate to Hope and Care for Binha’s Fight Against Glioblastoma Cancer, organized by Suelem Rocha
Our family never imagined we would be writing words like thes… Suelem Rocha needs your support for Hope and Care for Binha’s Fight Against Glioblastoma Cancer
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I don’t know Ian personally, but care about what he’s going thru. A teen fighting bone cancer, already lost one leg, at risk of losing the other, & living in a car with his dad. It’s more than anyone should have to carry. I contributed what I could. If able, consider helping. gofund.me/4361dca46
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Donate to Save Ian’s Life & leg After 8 Years of Cancer & Homelessness, organized by Isaiah Garza
For the last 8 years, a little boy named Ian has been fightin… Isaiah Garza needs your support for Save Ian’s Life & leg After 8 Years of Cancer & Homelessness
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Companies, corporations, and people must realize and acknowledge that AI is a tool used by people, not a tool to replace them.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
💧 Corpus Christi’s reservoirs are at around 8%, & hearing one official suggest praying for hurricanes, as if this is a water strategy, should concern people. Hope isn’t a management plan. A harder question is why the largest users aren’t the center of the response. 1/8 #CorpusChristi #WaterCrisis
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I saw the Dallas Cowboys Caleb Downs pick and thought… “hold on…are they actually drafting on purpose” to make this season better? I’m a little floored yet cautiously optimistic…smh
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Dear Weather app, Can you explain, in detail, why I'm getting weather alerts for Clovis and how to stop it?! It's been 3 yrs, & my settings, it won't stop. 💗 MJ Ps. And hey, Clovis residents, take cover. Severe weather incoming. It’s bringing the thunder but not the lightning.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The moment when she seriously thinks brake pads [deep sigh] are because cars have periods.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
😐 Ok but…I don’t do small talk &… I have this theory on black holes & the immense gravitational pull exerted… & do you ever wonder how almost every galaxy has a supermassive black hole at its core, w/masses of millions/billions of times the mass of our sun? 🥺 I do. TALK TO ME like this! 😬 #INTJ
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m getting annoyed w/K-dramas that involve investigations cuz it’s BACKWARDS! 😑 E.G., in Idol I, LE is trying to prove the suspect did crime instead of investigating the circumstances to determine who actually did it. And apparently yelling 'YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!' doesn't work.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This really speaks to my 🖤 emo phase. I approve. I'm guessing the title is 'MOM'. #Blink182
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🎬 Watching the Warner Bros reveal for LOTR: The Hunt for Gollum. I’m SUPER excited, but recasting Aragorn with Jamie Dornan… I mean…he doesn’t even have blue eyes.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Argh! Google split tabs are the bane of existence! <SIGH> I’m starting an Google anti-split-tabs club… jackets included.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
1. 😐 Please don't. 😣 2. Ha! I've a Note on my phone just for this reason. 😛 3. My phone is permanently set to VM for unknowns. 4. 🥺 Pleease don't. 5. Ha! I pretend I'm Tony Stark & activate cloaking protocol. #INTJ #Introverts
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Me in unwanted yet unavoidable conversation: Simulated 12 exit strategies & currently choosing one that damages the fewest social relationships. #INTJ Also me:
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
😏 Exactly If I don’t succeed, I’ll ‘seppuku’ any goal if it’s proving unsuccessful. #INTJ
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Stay Do not bring me the moon, bring me your faithful hands when the night is heavy and the silence presses close. I do not need mountains moved. I need the warmth of your breath finding mine in the dark, slow and certain. If you would cross oceans, cross the distance between us, …
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Salt settles on skin, your name ripens on my lips, as air turns to fire. Your breath opens me, wine breaking past its vessel, dark and welcoming. Your scent is a tide, rising through bone and marrow, I am wholly yours. ~MJSolace II.XXVI.MMXXVI #haiku #ResponsePoem
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oh sure, we’re just ending wars now? Just like that? Awesome. Likely crossed Star Wars off the list. Storage Wars though… that one’s still heated.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Society trains girls to anticipate danger: self-defense, modesty, vigilance. That same emphasis isn’t placed on teaching boys self-control, boundaries, & respect. Harm begins when someone places their wants above someone else’s safety. We keep preparing the target instead of correcting the cause.
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ImTheMissy @imthemissy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Dear automakers & engineers, Please, for immediate modification & implementation, make it standard that vehicles cannot turn unless the turn signal is engaged. Bonus points if the vehicle stalls when it's not used at all. 💗 MJ
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