What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 7hI had a fun weekend and today I got some good sleep. Time to watch Potomac 000
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One of my coworkers got permission to come to work an hour late today. I got permission to leave an hour early today... so 2/3 of us were supposed to get here at 10. Why am I the only person still here. I’m not gonna complain too much because it hasn’t been a busy morning, but had I’d be pissedd 010
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Like hell nawl!!! One of the ugliest creatures to ever walk this planet 100
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I ain’t even know that man, but for him to say a opossum is cute is fucking insane  000
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I just blocked somebody for posting a opossum and saying it’s cute  210
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’ll tell my friends with kids, if the fundraiser ain’t tequila, leave me alone. I don’t want no damn popcorn or chocolate.  010
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I think I’m gonna go to the Usher and Chris Brown concert tomorrow  020
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Jackson: You Are Not AloneALT: Michael Jackson: You Are Not Alone 050
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You might be a lil short.. even tho I am tall lol 😂 100
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why are you coming look at an apartment.. if your not moving to Houston till August 2027!? 120
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just don’t understand! It gotta hurt! 000
Reposted by What Simon Says goesPnut Man @pnutman.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026Good morning to everyone who used this before 2663597
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It was Homecoming at Thee Grambling State University! #HBCU 0170
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have to rewash my laundry from last night, cause I fell asleep before I put it in the dryer. Pissed myself off with that bullshit.  110
Reposted by What Simon Says goesOur Man Tho 🇻🇮 🇵🇷 @hitdogsholler.com · 06/10/2026KNOW YOUR STATUS *This also applies to your sexual health 14813
Reposted by What Simon Says goesMister Wednesday of Baroque Works🧿 @princeeros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My issue with the “Can we be friends and fuck” topic is whenever a gay man says it’s hard to make gay friends because they all want to fuck you, y’all gaslight the hell out of them. However, most of you literally just admitted that you have or would fuck your friends. So which one is it? 🤔 062
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes cause I’d like to know how you don’t get blue balls or dick don’t just hurt 110
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t kink shame… But locking your dick up in a cage has to be the dumbest shit ever! 5120
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Property management is such an interesting profession. People are crazy.  020
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m normally off on Mondays and miss all the Monday work madness. But I am blessed it’s calm in here today. 000
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Last night I put some turkey necks in the pressure cooker. Folded some laundry(folded not put up). Had me 2 cut waters and fell asleep watching old episodes of RHOP 000
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you’re caramel.. I’m milk chocolate.. and I know I ain’t sooooo 010
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have nothing to do between now and 6.. send me home  010
What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Knowing who’s the face behind and ALT page can either make it sexier! Or disgusting 🤢 020