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What Simon Says goes

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Louisiana made… H-Town paid.. 337 made! #GramFam. 90’s & 00’s R&B lover. #Dogdad

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Mister Wednesday of Baroque Works🧿 @princeeros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My issue with the “Can we be friends and fuck” topic is whenever a gay man says it’s hard to make gay friends because they all want to fuck you, y’all gaslight the hell out of them. However, most of you literally just admitted that you have or would fuck your friends. So which one is it? 🤔
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t kink shame… But locking your dick up in a cage has to be the dumbest shit ever!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Property management is such an interesting profession. People are crazy. 
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a good weekend with my baby
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m normally off on Mondays and miss all the Monday work madness. But I am blessed it’s calm in here today.
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday everyone!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last night I put some turkey necks in the pressure cooker. Folded some laundry(folded not put up). Had me 2 cut waters and fell asleep watching old episodes of RHOP
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
7-9
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plan my funeral..
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t feel like doing shit today
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knowing who’s the face behind and ALT page can either make it sexier! Or disgusting 🤢
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m dreading going to the gas station today
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cancel this extended warranty on my BMW I used to have back in March 2025. And these people still send me letters every 2 to 3 weeks telling me my coverage has lapsed, bitch.. stop wasting trees!! I don’t even have that car !
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And ima look everytime!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If a weewee come across my TL. And it’s pretty. Ima double tap.. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah 2 that think I’m a pillow
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 17/09/2026
- and she’s absolutely right!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When bae can’t sleep. He calls me to help him fall asleep. It be so cute.
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How long my DMs have been where I couldn’t receive a message
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will Bedtime
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s the photo of you that you print? These are a few
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wednesday
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Said nobody in the south! 😂. I got a heat advisory today
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If i follow you… And you have an alt. Send it to my dm. I’m very supportive
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saturday night out
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I do NOT feel like being at work today
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OMFGRealityTV @omfgrealitytv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#RHOP Season 11 Trailer! Season Premiere, October 11th 8/7c on Bravo. (Source: Bravo/NBCUnuiversal/People Magazine)
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My stomach know it can be cruel when it wants to be. It waits until I am 20 minutes from bar house to start doing the foo. Cause I refuse go into one of these gas stations. 
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The XXVIIth @mrnurse27th.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NOLAN WELLS !!!✊🏾
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just realized I didn’t get to go to a beach this summer… not even Hippie Hollow 
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I really wanna sleep in my bed tonight… but I can’t lay on my stomach yet the swelling from these shots haven’t gone down yet 
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would like another tattoo. But that shit just hurts.
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✨IllustriousHussy✨ @harbingerofgaos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There will never be another Beyoncé. She cannot be replicated nor duplicated. One of the brightest stars within our Multiverse. It is written in stone.✨🐝👑
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wednesday..
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was prepared for one painful shot… No! It’s two of them bitches!!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good morning ☀️ happy Wednesday
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got the every 6 month Prep shot today. No more daily pills
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is gonna be me tomorrow morning…
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy Friday ! #FineNiggaFriday
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My morning bubble guts bout to have my speeding to the barbershop. And ima still be late.
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s funny how my dogs can recognize the bag I pack to go to my Boyfriend house. Lol. Yall not coming this time lol
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now just give private accounts
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gave my dog treats for giving us a good bath time. They hear me open my vitamin bag and follow me around like bitch. You have gotten yours. Leave me alone. 
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
WE SAID DONALD!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We stopped by my boyfriend house on the way back to Houston. I wanted to tell my parents just leave me.. but I gotta work tomorrow
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———► @ojadeu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FLOSSING IS A REQUIREMENT. Not a recommendation.
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lil mini turnaround road trip with the parents to our hometown…
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Monday!
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What Simon Says goes @imrsimonsays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Being hopeful works.. love feel in my lap when I wasn’t looking for it.
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