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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 4h

area man who neither knows how to nor wishes to file his personal property taxes mansplains filing personal property taxes to the woman who is actually going to do it, details at 3

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 11h

Had a new apocalypse dream in which I had to drive a truck and trailer from Vermont to Manhattan because northern new england was having volcanic explosions and there was lava everywhere

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I know the land trust guys are in the office today because they both emailed me a pertinent job listing, but the HLS sent it first

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Client: install program on my laptop ASAP Me: okay, I need your password [radio silence] Me: [Phone call] I still need your password Client: oh no that's my PERSONAL laptop Me: [Client is not in office] .... okay, I can't install the program until you unlock it... Client: oh yeah whenever ???

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The cool thing is, I've sort of been turning this verse around in my head for a few days and independently* arrived at the conclusion God seeing us is a good thing before looking it up and going OHHHHHHHH *by aid of the Spirit lol

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I grew up with "thou God seest me" being used to guilt-trip into good behavior. Framed on the wall kind of stuff. The message of THAT is so different than the ACTUAL context in Genesis 16:13 I genuinely didn't even realize it was the same verse until I was today years old

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

To follow up on this: found out the neighbor across the street from the land trust has several cows and one is his pet and he just randomly lets it loose in the field at the land trust, often unaccompanied, and this wreaks havoc. The tracks were this far apart bc the thing was GALLOPING

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It's time for Dawseycore fall. Get in losers we're wearing well-mended wool and pining respectfully

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Client: "did you ever figure out how to log into my banking??" You mean with the one-time passcode that expired and was only ever on your phone that you didn't give me? No, I didn't

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Intern: on the map it says we're headed into no-man's land HLS: [muttering] no THEMS land

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[Discussing clothing with my pastor's 20yo] Me: women's shirt sleeves are never long enough for me 20yo: isn't there a standard length? Me: nope! Not how women's clothing works 20yo: then what about your arm measurement, don't you know it? Me: I do, but women's clothing isn't made like that 20yo: 😦

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BOY when someone is not a super-smiley person and their entire face lights up when they see you... that is uh, flattering

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[Planting a tree and needed to throw the excess sod into the tall grass] Me: this is like those rage rooms HLS: Maybe if more people had to plant trees we wouldn't NEED rage rooms bc everyone would be too tired

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[A group of 60+ boarding school students and teachers traipse through the worksite] Me: wow, the kids are gone but the Axe remains HLS: i KNOW, it was like each pocket of them had a different scent, ugh

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[I brought some very very good gluten free toffee blondies to the work event, passed them around] HLS: "careful, Danielle's a forager, there could be magic mushrooms in here" [he then proceeded to eat more of them than anyone else, so]

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Brother's girlfriend: "ugh, can you just marry [local farmer with event venue]" Me: no thanks. So you can have access to the wedding venue, right? BGF: 😩

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Complimented my pr's special needs 17yo on his train track set-up and he replied "you're welcome"

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Baking with ulterior motives [matrimony]

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Me: yeah, I know [local guy], don't like him HLS: I've met him & thought he was nice? Me: he's been weird to me on the phone 🤷‍♀️ HLS: ah. it's one of those men being weird to women things I'll never experience. On second thought, he was charming in a way that could mean something is really wrong

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Back at the land trust temporarily this week and a staff member asked me "so how did you get involved" and I politely said "volunteering" instead of A YEAR AGO TODAY YOUR HOT COWORKER WAVED AT ME

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

[Toddler smacking metal parking lot sign] The dad: Thomas, err, Samuel, uh, DANIEL! Daniel stop doing that"

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Boomer woman at farmstand: why don't you buy some cheesecake, it's in individual portions so you don't have to feel bad Me: oh I don't feel bad at all, I just make my own cheesecake [and don't want to buy yours]

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

[discussion abt fear/phobias/anger] HLS: "i think life is entirely abt control. From birth til 8 you're just trying to learn to control your bladder and temper. then after that there's RELATIONSHIPS, which is a whole thing" (I have to ask him out to keep the quotes coming. It's a public service)

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My pastor opening game prompt: "oh no, Danielle would hate this" [prompt was to make hand-goggles at other drivers and get them to do it back at you] 20yo: "17yo's hat is a flag code violation" Me: I know, I wasn't going to say anything 20yo: I know, you were making your flag code violation face

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Perma-muted texts from the factory client bc dude has no compunction about texting at 5am or 11pm

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm totally fine, really, you can tell because I came home and have made FIVE admin phone calls to avoid feeling anything

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

[Teaching me how to use a chainsaw and (rightly so) stopping me a bunch of times to correct technique] "Sorry, I'm making you nervous" WELL YEAH BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SAW

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

[Seated on a log; looks down at his pants] "Oh no. Did you see this? [Gestures at fly seam coming unstitched] Unbelievable. bought these when I sprained my ankle bc legs zip off but [turns around gestures at rear] pockets are coming unstitched too. my wallet is migrating. I paid SEVENTY DOLLARS!"

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[A conversation which ranged from worst jobs and the ethics of which jobs to take to salaries and retirement to women supporting themselves on... certain websites] Me: it's fine, I'll just work until I die HLS: DANIELLE, you're not HEARING me! WEBCAMS! Me: oh I don't have the feet for that

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"When I lived in Brooklyn I went to a bhutanese healthfood store, a mosquito got in, owner was swearing at it & calling it a long-nosed b*tch and I was like, you know what, she's right, the ones that bite ARE female" Me: what do the males do? HLS: drink nectar and screw? Me: so... HLS [sighs]

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I call it outhouse theory. These interns don't want to do anything they don't like doing. At some point you have to have your face in feces, so to speak" this man

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

HLS: [Waving politely at a jogger as we pass in the truck] "Hello scantily-clad young lady"

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Pictured: 1. world's most methodical man cleaning up tiny stub of wood on log in woods that no one will see, just bc 2. hand-drawn map when there are paper maps readily available Not pictured but burned into my brain: him sweeping clean a rock step IN THE WOODS "so it looks nice for a little while"

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Absolutely DELVING for red flags and so far the worst thing about this guy is that he likes cheap light beer but he doesn't even drink it bc gluten so that's like what, a beige flag?

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Yes, it's been weird trying to find pants I can wear to church, lol. Old navy and gap still have some options that sound like what you're looking for though?

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

HLS: you know those memes of jd v@nç3 as a baby Me: oh yes Him: don't you think John martyn kinda looked like that (This is SUCH a niche reference and he is correct as usual)

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

[Me arriving back at the barn with garbage bags from dog waste bins] HLS [enthusiastic sarcasm]: oh good! You found some poop! Me [also enthusiastic sarcasm]: a bountiful harvest HLS: foraging is so fun, isn't it

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Coworker: ugh, this chair is too small Me: but it's an old chair. People used to be smaller. You ever look at antique furniture? Coworker: yeah like colonial times everyone was 5'7" Me: EXCEPT George Washington HLS: wait, how tall was he? Me: 6'3" HLS: ah, a monster. Some sort of freak

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hot land steward on tech: but this is how everything goes. Eventually you'll have to log into something to use your own dvd player and watch your own dvds Me: then maybe that's the point at which I no longer need a dvd player. HLS: Maybe the dvd player needs YOU

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A 3pk of lettuce, 7oz jar instant decaf, 1lb corn starch, 3 garlic cloves, 2lbs red onions, 1.5lbs jalapenos, 1lb limes, 1lb lentils, 4oz can green chiles, and 13oz can coconut milk AT ALDI is TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS. Make it stop

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Obviously this is not heavy on the meat because I am scrimping at the moment. More chicken, or switching to beef, would bump things up substantially. These are current Aldi or dollar store prices. YMMV wildly based on where you live and shop.

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Yes these figures do not include prep time or energy usage. Every cooked ingredient in that list was made in the instant pot or the rice cooker. Prep is fairly hands-off because all those cooked items were batched & frozen and then thawed when I went to make this.

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I saw burrito discourse on the other site and decided to do the math on what I call burrito or enchilada stack. It's the same stuff in a different format so don't @ me

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Senior from church asked if I was staying out of trouble and I grinned involuntarily. He laughed at me and said, well, you look happy about it (Correct)

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Selfishly speaking one of the things I look forward to most about the resurrection is BETTER TEETH because holy cow the 1.0 isn't great

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Desperately trying to find this comic and googled the punchline and what came up? A bunch of results about pee wee Herman. AI search nails it once again

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

As I'm sorting out waking up in a different bed/all the noise, I hear it again. Hair stands on end. I'm trying to remind myself that it's likely just suction bc it's a small room and I have an open window. The knock pattern changes. It was, of course, suction. But I'm up for a while now

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danielle @impudentearworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Bloodcurdling moment: I am sleeping in my own guestroom for the first time ever bc I forgot to put sheets on my bed and then stayed up late. Incredible, torrential rains. Can't hear a thing other than that. And I get woken from a dream by a knock at the guestroom door (there is no one else here)

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