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@impressauve.bsky.social
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2x 'Two-time' 2020-2021 back to back #LivingTheStream listener league winner. Playoff loser in #SFBX #SFB12 #SFB14, and #SFB15

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 21m
Not context LTS photos from last weeks ep
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11h
Bödinger’s Picks
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11h
If ive learned one thing living in Minnesota for 17 years its that they will NOT let us down!
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11h
(Chickpeas)
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 20h
Kick shaming
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 23h
The Little RascOLD
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 23h
Im not saying someone could shave their head tattoo a barcode on the back and change clothes to sabotage these data centers. Im just surprised nobody has done it yet
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You Seem Chill Dojyaany: Agent 47's Dance
ALT: You Seem Chill Dojyaany: Agent 47's Dance
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👻 Oak-es Pocus 🎃 @eol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bills
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Over under mcvay press conference time?
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Razorcake Rasm dont fuck it up challenge
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No tua in this game -_-
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Frog! Do you have a chair i can borrow?"
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tua the rescue
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There it is
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let the @lateroundqb.bsky.social east coast dad suffering begin
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Penix problems? Use code tua for 50% off at blewchew
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Renaming the grouo chat Gaints Commanders because everyone is stupid and nobody wins
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fucking seahawks
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jameis legally has to throw a pick to win or lose a game.
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jayden daniels you dumbass
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This rules, put my boy on special teams
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Peow0
ALT: Peow0
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also if you order a medium drink and they ask you what you want say cane sauce. They legally cannot refuse you.
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No slaw, you did it right
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No context LTS photos for the week
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Creating the first square beer called ZykJuice
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
aaron rodgers being ranked above the packers
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alvin Kamara? The pass catching back?
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The cough chair
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Contrarian addiction is hitting if you actually saw that movie
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
slants. everywhere. slants.
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2017 Orleans Darkwa meme you are welcome
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fight me (I enjoy fighting games)
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great ep, midszn form, inspired me to start photoshop again
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rodgers didnt have this level of accuracy concerns right?
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You gave up overwatch after I won LTS twice right
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely cucked by his own network
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why didnt you tell me this in August etc etc
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He played for Harbaugh in college I think it's- *taps ear piece*
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They dont want to work!
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Running out" but not full...so they expect more injuries
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck me these are all correct taeks
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
30 rock Community Parks Office The haters are in shambles
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arif Hasan, but early ⏰️🕓⏳️
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Typing of the doomed?
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Using my faab to purchase bonds for 2051
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[Calling the Carolina game] I havent had my Tommy Tremble this much since I had the ghost pepper baboon butt wings at the chicken shack
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When will people shut up about the odyssey
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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
True, the days of shamelessly agreeing with a retiree that "video games are too violent" bc you are 10 years old at the county fair are gone
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