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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Over under mcvay press conference time?

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Razorcake Rasm dont fuck it up challenge

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Penix problems? Use code tua for 50% off at blewchew

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Renaming the grouo chat Gaints Commanders because everyone is stupid and nobody wins

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Creating the first square beer called ZykJuice

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Alvin Kamara? The pass catching back?

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[Calling the Carolina game] I havent had my Tommy Tremble this much since I had the ghost pepper baboon butt wings at the chicken shack

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Packers grouptext is doing just fine

Packers win in overtime against the New York Jumbo Jets

Michael Penix transforms the Atlanta Falcons into the Atlanta Phoenix, this thursday only on tubi

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

made this ridiculous chart too

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Don't trust people that like you is a valuable lesson

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yes it is the most overglazed movie in the group text since Civil War. I liked it but good lord. Also Resident Evil 8.5/10 on par with spiderman, not as good as Project Hail Mary

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

bo nix score 10 points in fantasy football challenge

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Scott Hansen could be replaced by a pet rock and it wouldnt change anything. Give it a stick sign that says witching hour twice a day.

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Imagine if glp-1s existed 10 years ago, D-Bo would be breaking records

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This game has destroyed my circadian rhythm

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Seahawks punter fucking rips. Drew lock may be the closest thing to a modern smokin Jay cutler.

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Shado_Temple @shadotemple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

For anyone new to Rodger's conspiracy whisperings polluting his fellow teammates, QAA / @arif.bsky.social did a great podcast episode a few years back. It was bad then, but I'm sure it's only gotten worse soundcloud.com/qanonanonymo...

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Episode 263: Aaron Rodgers feat Arif Hasan

We have to cover the most publicly pilled star quarterback in the NFL. The only problem is… neither Jake, Julian, nor Travis knows a damn thing about the world of professional football. Fortunately f

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Frontrunner for worst movie of the year - Buddy (2026)

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Don't forget to remind your leagues when the draft is!

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Tyson, higgins, 49ers receiving core, egbuka, lemon, tate, love, puka, kamara....could fill a whole ep on squishies

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Good to see cooterdoodle still has her bit

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

BREAKING: Kyle Shanahan gives first pass conference since his horrible accident. Sources close to the 49ers speculate this was not actually Kyle. Rumors are swirling it is a medic involved in the accident that underwent plastic surgery to look like the head coach and act in his place

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The guy who played Legion is starring in a movie called ONSLAUGHT. A24 is full of sick people

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

@rotopat.bsky.social any chance denny commits to the bit and does not return to America for 20 years randomly podcasting from a whirlpool or cow farm

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning...

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When BIDEN gives me diarrhea its the end of the world but with Trump its just another 48 hour scatdal

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/07/2026

This dude in a military uniform singing YMCA is genuinely surreal.

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

stop USMNT posting and start TMNT posting

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

koc everytime nine throws da ball

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impressauve @impressauve.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Through self-controlled respiration, a trained person can produce an energy manifesting as ripples throughout their body that is identical to the energy of the Sun

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Hamon Power Stance

ALT: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Hamon Power Stance

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The plane trembles from turbulence. A passenger looks increasingly peaked, collapses in the aisle. Other passengers panic, a flight attendant rushes over, checks for vitals. “Is anyone a doctor?!” “I am a doctor.” It’s Dr. Octagon. “Burbling turbulence, like gerbils hurdle Urkel’s fence…”

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

SGA plays some of the most dishonorable ball I’ve ever seen

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Attention all big dogs: the page-a-day calendar is back. The 2027 Calendar is ready to preorder at theartofpants.com

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