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Adam

@impracticalfuture.bsky.social
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Founder and former President of a state Skeptics Assc. Detests conspiracy theory and pseudoscience. Fighter for science and reality. Blue anti-fascist. Linktree: linktr.ee/impfuture

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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now these are the perfect shoes for doing push-ups!
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A "Calutron Girl" monitoring dials and watching meters of the Calutrons at Manhattan Project, 1943
Black-and-white photo from 1943 of a young woman, known as a "Calutron Girl," sitting on a stool and monitoring a large control panel filled with dials, meters, and switches at a Manhattan Project facility.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Debbie Harry and longtime friend, Joan Jett in 1977 #music #photography #candid #history #women #rock #rockandroll
Debbie Harry with longtime friend Joan Jett in 1977
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#news #politics #uspol #uspolitics #GOPCult #trump #ethics #corruption #maga
A Peanuts meme showing Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown to kick, with white text boxes edited over the characters. A text box over Lucy reads 'Trump', and a text box over the football reads '$5000'. A text box over a hesitant-looking Charlie Brown reads 'MAGA'.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes, I already know what I am going to do. #DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
A meme with text at the top reading: "Me waiting during combat because I rolled a 1 for initiative."

Below the text is a 4-panel image featuring Mr. Bean (played by Rowan Atkinson) standing in a grassy field with yellow flowers:

    Top left: Mr. Bean standing with one hand on his hip, looking off to the side with an expectant expression.
    Top right: He checks his watch.
    Bottom left: He is sitting down on the grass, looking bored and waiting.
    Bottom right: He is lying flat on his back in the grass, appearing to have passed away from waiting so long.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do not use an Uzi to assemble your furniture
A page of assembly instructions titled "Warm Tips" with a numbered list of four tips. Below the text are illustrations including a stick figure next to "X2", a wrench and screwdriver indicating hand tools, and a submachine gun with a prohibition slash through it. At the bottom, text reads: "We recommend using hand tools for assembly. If an electric screwdriver is used, reduce power and torque to avoid damage to the product."
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Support local bands. Go to their shows. Tell them they suck to their face. Unplug the bassist's instrument cable. Demand free merch after. Get drunk as f@ck in the parking lot. Fight their drummer. Support. Local. Bands.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Computer: Your password isn't strong enough.

Me: under breath You're not strong enough.

Computer: Okay, honestly? I wasn't the one crying in the breakroom earlier because Linda from Accounting ate my yogurt. Grow the fuck up and pick a better password, little bitch.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Marked safe from frostbite today
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Right Into the Dystopian Shit
Gym sign ad reads: "Get strong AF before society collapses"
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tidal updates their AI policy, takes a stance against AI music #news #tech #technology #AI #music #aimusic #aislop
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You want me to read Plato? The thing that failed to quality as a planet?
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Strait of Hormuz renamed to Strait of Schrodinger as it is both open and closed at the same time.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Victorian illustration of mother reading to child in bed.

Mother: "No need to check for monsters under the bed. They are inside you."

Child: "Mom, what the fuck?"
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Took a welding class. I think I didn't do it right.
Necker cube optical illusion but made with real welded steel.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Image from the White House declassified UFO files
Grainy picture of flying saucer over building trailing a banner that says "Release the Epstein Files"
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#shitpost #meme #funny #politics
Title: "US Government releases previously classified UFO photo"

Image is of fighter jet HUD targeting silhouette of Mary Poppins
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#MetGala2026
Image from Manos The Hands of Fate
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A scene from a bar in the Pigalle, Paris, 1937. Photo By Emile Savitry This image is sometimes credited as "an Apache and his ward". The Apaches were a notorious Parisian street gang but they were long since defunct well before WWI. They are most likely just classic Pigalle hoodlums.
Black and white photo of a man and woman. Both are smoking. The man is wearing a flat cap and button down shirt. The woman is leaning back and eying the camera. Her shirt is open and tied at the navel. Her skirt is open revealing underwear and bare legs.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
In VA you don't even need to take the trash out. They will come get it for you!
A garbage smashed into a home. Police on the scene and caution tape blocking it off.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#liquorcabinet #kashpatel #shotsfired
Kash Patel at the WHCD holding two bottles of liquor. Text reads "I heard Shots"
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#shitpost #meme #funny
area of rocks with a sign reading "do not mow"
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think I'll pass Hilton...
Hotel breakfast cereal dispenser labeled as "Foot Loops"
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A security camera reading George Orwell's 1984
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A young girl in a school for Black civil rights activists being trained to not react to smoke blown in her face, 1960. #history #photography #racism #civilrights #blackhistory
A young girl in a school for Black civil rights activists being trained to not react to smoke blown in her face, 1960.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pretty sure I'm interpreting this sign on the sidewalk wrong. #funny #shitpost #peepost? #image #picture
Large green circle painted on the pavement with a small white target in the center and large letters reading "P.E.E."
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
#shitpost #google #privacy #meme
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
#news #Iran #Israel #war #usa #politics #trump #maga #boredofpeace
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
#Iran #Israel #war #usa #politics #trump #maga #boredofpeace
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Setting up a traditional & generational Japanese food stall in Fukuoka #video #japan #interesting
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#news #politics #princeandrew #epstein #epsteinfiles #pedophile #trump
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Malachite Maiden by Alkiores Source: buff.ly/uPJTScM #art #artwork #character #characterart #TTRPG #ttrpgart #dnd #dndart #digitalart
Dark haired woman in a green and gold dress with a green and gold background.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I hope everyone realizes their taxpayer money was wasted on a political stunt based on a lie #news #politics #uspol #uspolitics #GOPCult #trump #ethics #corruption #maga #ice #minneapolis
Forest Gump meme

And just like that they left Minneapolis without arresting a single person for medicaid fraud.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sure, that'll happen Source: buff.ly/BHFvBhj #DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
Squidward's Lounge Chair meme: First panel reads "This build for DND 5e is super fun and strong!"

Second panel: "First step: ask your DM to give you these 4 legendary magic items."
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ng_a by Elena Iv Source: buff.ly/B3DmXFv #art #artwork #character #characterart #TTRPG #ttrpgart #dnd #dndart #digitalart
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Source: buff.ly/PZcAzPQ #DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A bad excuse for being an ass, especially in this hobby Source: buff.ly/v3SRTKY #DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Does this happen often? Source: buff.ly/dakHiXw #DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Character Growth #DnD #Dndmemes #funny #TTRPG #TTRPGMemes #DungeonsandDragons
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/1r5rkb4/character_growth/
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#shitpost #jaredleto
Death Knocking on Doors meme featuring an illustration of the Grim Reaper knocking on a door, while the doors behind are opened and have blood pooling at the doorway.

Death is labelled as Jared Leto, the open doors are labelled Suicide Squad, and Tron Ares. The unopened door is labelled He-Man.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Electrical fire in the utility tunnels at Texas Tech from March 12th, 2025 #flames #green #video #interesting
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Julie Andrews on a BMW motorcycle, 1960 #history #vintage #celebrity #photo #motorcycle
Julie Andrews atop a stationary motorcycle. She is wearing a short minidress along with a white helmet and goggles over the helmet. 

Her left hand is on the handlebar and her right is on her head.Julie Andrews atop a stationary motorcycle. She is wearing a short minidress along with a white helmet and goggles over the helmet. 

She is leaning back and her left arm is draped across her body
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I didn't know that manatees wore swimwear.
FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR WRESTLING MANATEE IN BIKINI

includes mugshot of brunet woman
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sign next to pond reading "Danger ICE is never safe."
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just FYI for your next snow storm poop storm #shitpost #meme #funny
A three pack of charmin toilet paper rolls that last for a full month. They are at least a foot in diameter
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Kennedy Center with a"Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" banner up.
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Striking similarities
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Adam @impracticalfuture.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Caecilia Hafiz, Half-elf Cleric by Kii Weatherton buff.ly/fNR4VEX
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