iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence. See, I get that but I don't know what the bagels are about

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm high while starting Fortune's Weave and I'm on a wild ride already what with finding out, element by element, that the MC is bird-alien-clone-person in the first ten minutes

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fire Emblen Fourtunes Weave is my first encounter with an Arachnophobia mode in the wild.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Caught it in a trap... but it got away as I was wrestling with the trap...

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We had to blow into the DS mic for Spirit Tracks

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yesterday I set up a plan with my manager before I left and this morning the plan is entirely different. Why make me Asst. Manager if I'm entirely superfluous to the operation? I want to crawl in a hole and die.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Furthermore on my mind poison, you don't collect 'em all, you have to violently murder them to upgrade them, but what they become after executing and combining them is even more random and arbitrary. Why does merging this Holy type with a Curse type come out as a Nuclear type?

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'll own up to getting mind poisoned by Pokémon making type advantages easy but the entire host of creatures in these games have type dis/advantages that can feel random and arbitrary and most of the time with no real way to telegraph or anticipate them

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

On paper, I should love Persona/SMT. You make connections with a team of peers and collect cryptids and mythological figures to fight against societal injustices? Heck yeah! But really they are some the most tedious and grind-y games I've gotten my hands on.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Not allowed to have nice things

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The most frustrating thing about my current job hunt is that employers seem to be really annoyed that I'm currently employed. The ideal candidate is hyper-qualified but also can start tomorrow.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Finally stickered this cup from 9 months ago with stickers from 16 months ago

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

37 years old and knowing how to turn off the water to the toilet finally comes in handy Oddly enough it's because I'm a guest at someone's house and they had it turned off?

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Ricky Bieniek @riccaby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

bakugo vs AFO was coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

What's wrong with environmental storytelling? Why did that skeleton need replacing at all?

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Lorcana video when? Episode 3: Pizza with Sunglasses and that's all I talk about for 21 minutes

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Oh? Kinda like how I rate Ant-Man highly because of how small... er... how the stakes aren't as catastrophically enormous?

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

For me, that's bacon. Just, the texture of bacon bits doesn't jive with how soft everything else is.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The toys venturing out to rescue Woody in TS2 was a hard one to take in on my last rewatch. It would make no sense to modern audiences who only know our current surveillance state. The same can be said of Gargoyles.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Recent ads have led my to believe that Toy Story 5 contains a *host* of Buzz Lightyear toys still under kayfabe It's been 30 years and Disney refuses to let this joke evolve in any way. I actually did like TS4 Buzz not getting what an "inner voice" is because he has his own built-in inner voice.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I haven't heard people call Nintendo Mario that but deep in my mind I think I've heard it pronounced that way when referring to Andretti

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Circus movie good! Very feels!

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

With previous games like SSB and Hyrule Warriors latching on to Zelda's affinity to control Phantoms in Spirit Tracks, seeing Zelda become a full Summoner/Tamer type character is really fun

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

As much as I love the Gerudos and Gorons, I very much liked Deku Scrub society getting a highlight and also that there was another Yeti character at all

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I'm thoroughly enjoying Echoes of Wisdom. Much like BotW/TotK, there's lots of room for creativity approaching various puzzles. And with your own combat abilities limited/ rationed, it encourages you to find alternate solutions to combat than just whacking things with a sword.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I'm still capable of explaining Synchro and Xyz if you want me to, But I can't explain Pendulum or Link summoning

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Oh yes, that's prime Synchro or XYZ summoning set up

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I'm really really really really really really really really really really really ready for the State Farm ad with Key and Peele singing Livin' on a Prayer to go away

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Ah, okay, I see the joke now. I didn't associate Hutts with Slugs since they aren't gooey, but then again neither are Namekiens

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Which movie is this? Is there a movie outside my line of sight if I don't have chillun?

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Same but citrus twist w easy ice

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Alice in Borderland has a playing card theme and categorizes challenge types by suits: ♠️-physical ♦️-logic ♣️-cooperative ❤️-betrayal Beast Games S2 "Strong vs Smart" is ostensibly made up of "strong" and "smart challenges and alternates in team challenges and tries to incite betrayal opportunities.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My Wendy's drive-thru people know my drink customizations and ask me if I want my usual

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Beast Games has a game where they have to go to the colored area that matches the color on the back of their helmet which means they must rely on other competitors to survive. This is beat for beat a game played in Alice in Borderland S2 E3.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

But I'm not seeing them dog on it for every aspect of it that isn't a rip-off of Squid Game is instead an open rip-off of Alice in Borderland. And like, Death Games is a genre and no one can copyright tropes. Beast Man can make a game show that emulates Death Game tropes. He's allowed. However->

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

So after watching a couple videos dogging on Beast Games I've noticed that everyone is only half-heartedly doing so for the obvious rip-off of Squid Game that it is because it's so clearly is due to it being the most open secret since Beast produced a Squidgame IRL video. Cont ->

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

This will be me when Winds/Waves drops

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Bo's sticky hand is dead. She's wielding a toy's corpse

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Aw shit, I promised myself I have to survive at least until One Piece ends. Never mind.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Is it that Anger and Bargaining are swapped from how they normally are?

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I'd love to not wake up tomorrow

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

"Somehow Palpatine returned" will forever be lauded as the laziest bit of dialogue a major motion picture ever churned out and it's not even the worst line in that movie.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Adding to this 100% correct answer, but what was left of a 'casual' fandom walked out after Rise of Skywalker was an instant meme factory for being incredibly bad. On par with the fandom death of Game of Thrones bad. What's left of Star Wars fans are people who made gatekeeping their personality.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Porygon (1, 2, and Z) will probably get less and less love as time goes on as the novelty that was computers in the '90s fades and we become relics. The role of Porygon has largely been usurped by Rotom who took up residence in the Pokédex and then eventually literally every smartphone.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Porygon Z should have been a branch evolution of Porygon. The Dubious Disc is mostly just a recolored Upgrade, so lore-wise it would be like someone thought they got the Upgrade to evolve a Porygon 2 but unknowingly bought malicious malware instead, which results in Porygon Z and why its so buggy.

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SquidProQuo @imposterkyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

That'll be a hilarious Lorcana card

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