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@imperfectspider.bsky.social
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"You know what we call that? We call that a webslinging ass kicking!" A continuation of @ImperfectSpider from X/Twitter #MarvelRP #MVRP #DCRP

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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Given that this wasn't exactly a normal occurrence in New York, Peter had received a call from one of the many SHIELD agents he kept in contact with, who'd informed him of multiple reports of an unknown mutant flying above the streets of Manhattan. Normally, Peter would let another hero handle~
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"A wise move, but not all of us superheroes have the same playbook, what works for me probably won't work for the old iron tin can down the street." His eyes narrow slightly behind the mask at the implication of a financial incentive to sway her away from Oscorp. "I have a few connections~
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Woah- no kidding?!? Is it any good?!?" Look at the 26 year old child getting excited for a video game remake. "Don't judge- Haven't been able to play a video game in almost a decade- and seeing how advanced they've gotten in other universes is pretty exciting-"
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Dimitri [Snap! event] @satyrdryad.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Introducing "Oh! Welcome to the Gold-Hand Ranch friend! We have all kinds of stuff here. Mainly berries and hot people. Hehe. Ah! Make yourself at home, and I'll get someone for you!" Dimitri Vlashkovich, the star eyed deer
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Peter watched as the giant of a man left the room and chuckled. Returning his attention to Violette as she mentioned the sniper. "That would explain why my spider sense has been going off the rails since I got in here... fair warning, Bullets have a bad track record when it comes to hitting me."
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Just try and take it slow, alright? Last video game I played was Pac-Man world- is that a thing in this universe?"
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
For the last time NO IT'S NOT A NEW SYMBIOTE SUIT-
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"What I'd suggest is cutting off anything to do with Oscorp, I've seen good folks reach out to your people for help... so I can't imagine you're all bad... but tying yourself up with Oscorp? You're risking throwing your reputation down the drain with that one."
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Yeah, that sounds like something Norman would love to have on his payroll... Look, with all due respect, ma'am... You do realize you're working with the guy who nearly bombed three quarters of the city, right?"
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𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤! @webofspider-man.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️ 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞. 🕸️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫. 🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧. ✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦ 🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Man, and here I thought Illusions were mysterio's thing- You're telling me I came all this way and don't even get to see the real deal? Bummer- Still didn't give me anything I can work with though." He is almost incapable of being serious unless it's really necessary.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Maybe just a little bit..."
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
'We...Are...The Lethal Protector!'
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Look, I'm not putting the guy down- In my universe, he's a full-on hero, even without powers. Just find it funny how it takes the world ending for that to happen-"
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Yeah... Yeah... J Jonah Jackass can't go one day without slandering me, so I'm sure that picture made his day. I can see it already, THAT MENACE SPIDER-MAN IS AFTER THE BIRDS NOW-"
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Straight to the point with this one, Peter could respect that somewhat. Getting down from his web line with a small flip. "A little birdy told me this place was the place to be if you needed information. Rumor has it you've been making deals with Oscorp and I just can't see what they'd need with~
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
|| ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't consent to such a kind post /Silly
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Can confirm a photo was taken for the Bugle..."
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yes- But it's a weird kind of road rage. Aka, he has raged out after impacting a seagul mid web swing. He doesn't have a car-
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𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @mysticloathing.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
[ 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚, 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 ] - NO LEWD! - 18+ writer - Crack / Banter / Serious
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
His eyes widened slightly from behind his mask, This woman was taller than The Kingpin- However, when she mentioned his ability to bypass her security, a small smirk formed beneath his mask. "Yeah, about that- you should probably upgrade to windows 11- Your operating system is way outdated."
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Casually swinging about New York (616). Peter was enjoying the fact that, unlike back home, people still walked the streets, and buildings were still fully structurally sound. A nice change of pace. "Wonder If I can still do those flips and spins I used to do as a teenager."
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Super-girl... Kind of a lazy name, no? [He is one to talk.]
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𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍 @karawot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ㅤ Big S on my chest A very fashionable red skirt Who else would I be if not Supergirl? #DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Peter had initially snuck into the facility, although given his cover was blown he decided to throw discretion out the window. Lowering himself from the roof with a web line. "Evening, Don't suppose you called the super hero hotline?" A jokester as always.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wade, you keep saying they're making movies about you, and I've yet to see a single one... You sure you got that last bullet out of your head?
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Still not used to this universe... what did Reed call it..? Universe 616-B-sky? Still think that's a silly name-"
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Blue Dream @bluedreamrp.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
"Illusions are the first of pleasures and the sweetest of drugs~" -#MVOC for RP -(N)SFW -Sensitive Topics (Read more Below) -Parody Account -Art by me -NO🔞MINORS🔞(DNF/DNI) -🔁&❤️are greatly appreciated.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Wade, this is said with all due respect. One of you is enough chaos for the whole of the multiverse---"
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"HOW MANY WADES ARE THERE?!?!?" This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
|| I really gotta start proofreading my replies ☠️
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Really? Huh, alright, that's one I haven't heard before. Only folks I know that got their powers from Clcosmic waves were the Fantastic Four. A Hulk made from cosmic energy... how does that work? Is it still a rage thing like Banner..? Or do you transform from something else?"
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?" Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke." He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling. "Let's start over, nice to meet you."
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Casually Aura Farming.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people." He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"
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𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 @hopeforthedamned.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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King T'Challa @vibraniumprotector.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself." A gentle snicker. "Didn't know they made Hulks in other models." He joked
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
🎙May I have your attention, please? 🎙May I have your attention, please? 🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up. 🎙I repeat 🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here...
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"Yeah? Alright then, load up!" With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs. "Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings." He snickered lightly at his own~
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine." Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall. "If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
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Frank Castle [H] @1batch2batch.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!" 📽️by prestige.ae1 on TikTok
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🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓. @mutantblooded.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER?!? AW C'MON! If Tony finds out I lost that he's gonna kill me- The Last Stark brand MP3 in my world and I lost it-"
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"Yeah? Don't say I didn't warn ya-" With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building. "Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?" Before Peter could~
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Spider-Man @imperfectspider.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"Aw, don't gotta flatter me like that, Tony. If traveling universes has taught me anything, there are more than enough Spider-Men to go around." He said with a playful chuckle. "So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."
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