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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@klyntarhero.bsky.social
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🕷 MVRP. 🕷 Dark themes. 🕷 Parody. 🕷 Will speak as Eddie " " and Venom ' ' 🕷 Based on the Sony version played by Tom Hardy. 🕷 Mun is 33. 🕷 Written by #Trashmouth. 🕷 Avenger!

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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Death will not save those who harm the innocent. The nightmare will never end for them.'
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Venom Symbiote Roars with Electric Power
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꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇. @headcruncher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rain hey heads up this guy, like. Sucks. he's been around pretty much every verse since he just follows everyone under the mvrp tag, big user of AI, godmodder, and a MASSIVE sex pest like really annoying dont engage with this prick
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'People say video games don't have practical applications. I most passionately disagree! It trains reflexes, color association, memory recall, and sportsmanship.' "Says the symbiote who blames everyone for his losing besides himself." Venom just growls at Eddie.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Bruce Campbell has 5 years to live, he says during podcast appearance
The Royal Oak-born actor and 'Evil Dead' star announced his cancer diagnosis earlier this year.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Evolution of Venom (Animated)
YouTube video by Tell It Animated
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'Yes!'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
'Hell yes! I'll take control of Eddie's puny human arms and steady him.' "It always feels so weird when you do that, man."
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'Coraline. Like a fairy tale princess. And normal is overrated.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'I totally won a plushie, but crane games are rigged against symbiotes!'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"And don't break anything! Remember Coney Island." 'Hey, that crane game had it coming!'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'Oh. Good for you? I guess. I am Venom and this is my host Eddie Brock.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Yeah. Why not? We deserve to relax." 'Yay! Friends!'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Nah, it's fine. Venom needs to socialize more." 'Hey!'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
'Milk!' He growled.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
'Eddie lets me eat the brains of bad guys. And chocolate. The chemical is phenylalanine and Eddie survives because we are truly symbiotic.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
'Not us. We've seen creatures strong enough to end realities. That's a bit worse than some boy not returning your call or whatever you small humans do.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'My species requires a chemical in their hosts to survive. Additionally, we're all a part of an intergalactic hive mind that links to our creator.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'Oh, fuck.' "It's always the nice ones, man."
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'Shoot!' Eddie was always happy to see his pal making more friends.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'Very cool!'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"It was a lucky Klyntar, then, glowing one.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'Not every Klyntar is like me. A majority will eat your brain with no hesitation.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'Only when I have a good say.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'A child has no place among the dangers here.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
'I have my moments. But don't get it twisted: I'm still an apex predator.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
'If it fits, I sits.'
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Symbiote Venom Drinks from a Glass
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
//This account follows AI and taboo. It is vermin and must be treated as such.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'It is a good way to send a message.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Today's Lethal Take is about Spider-Man. He's a good guy. Very nice to every innocent person he sees. But he gives his enemies too many chances.' "So what's your solution? Wait. Lemme guess." 'Eat their heads! Pound their bones to dust!'
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Retired Skull Grunt Ace @retiredskull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Venom and Eddie's podcast is full of their unique takes on others of the cloth. From Ms. Marvel to Tigra, they cover a lot of ground. Even Superman gets covered!
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'If I get the opportunity, I'm snacking on Eric Cartman's head.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Venom and Eddie are setting up their new podcast: Lethal Takes.
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Alucard @bigdaddyvamp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
// It's not your fault at all, you didnt do anything wrong..The dude is just a sick fuck
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
//When those bills pass tomorrow, I had the time of my life with all of you. It's more than anyone could ask for and I hope I made your days better even if only a little. www.defendonlineprivacy.com/screen/
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"He's a symbiote. That's it."
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Vee..." 'He's dead.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
'Eddie is my host body.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
'Eddie and I.' "Buddy, you don't speak for me, remember?"
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
'We didn't ask your opinion.'
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Venom is sleeping peacefully while Eddie is up and about.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
//darkkingscaris Block this inferior creature as it bothers other ceaselessly.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
//Understand that every moron I call out is to protect you all and hopefully begin to instill a sense of order and no-nonsense with these inferior creatures. I look out for all of you because it's right.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
//Just report this idiot for spam or something JFC.
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Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @klyntarhero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Venom tensed up, cocking his head as he accessed the hive mind. 'Holy fuck. Annie?' "That's not funny, man." 'Feel what I feel.' "Yeah, that-that's Anne."
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