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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Milhouse Sopracciglia Milhouse Eyebrows
Alt: Milhouse Sopracciglia Milhouse Eyebrows
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now it's time to check the perimeter
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pink hair looks awesome!
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
Alt: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sex hands is from Amok Time. They made a big deal that Vulcans don't shake hands because their hands are so sensitive so the Vulcan salute is visual instead of tactile
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
But if you get rid of the allegory.... Vulcans not mind melding seemed a weird thing for a telepathic race with sex-hands to not have tried over the millenia
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It seemed pretty clear that mind melds were gay sex and p'nar syndrome was AIDS.
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Mmm ass potato
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Keep the account and never log in again...
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I really love this app but not being able to make my profile private and not getting alerts when people I like post are two bigger hurdles for me to to engage more here.
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
On the subway, just heard a Gen Z'er say, "I heard it's called midtown because your boyfriend works there" ZING
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Waaaiiiiit you're here? Color me shocked
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Say yes, then 20 minutes later say "I read what you wrote again and changed my mind."
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Take a nap, and dream of 46 D
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Maddie is ready for the end of Locktober
Moonlighting's Maddie Hayes says her chastity belt is pinching
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Can you remember, 3 years from now, when you plug something into an outlet you've never used, that perhaps this is where that breaker went? 100% would happen to me. We have an outlet linked to a wall switch for a light in the living room. Regularly stymies me.
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Lean edition
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
I can help with almost all of this 🤩
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Chicago Imp @impchicago.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
You know I've been here about 48 hours and it feels like home. Thanks y'all
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