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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 1h

check this shit out motherfucker [[I activate the air thrusters and my tesla does a front flip through the front of a Planet Fitness, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 21h

I always pretend the fabric feels pain whenever I mend clothing

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

and with my HORSE bill (Housing, Operations and Resource Services for Equines) we're gonna be reskilling and putting all those horses to work in New York's burgeoning renewable energy sector

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Like a fool I went and stayed too long Now I'm wondering if your love's still strong Oo, baby

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

from what i can tell pretty much no one is krumping anymore

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Liverpool scores: the arc of the universe bends toward justice Man city scores: there is a sickness in the world that cannot be cured

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found all his apes were gone

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

calls to mind my idea for a restaurant called No Justice, No Pizza that never opens

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

dobby's grave is empty. i keep the real creature in the coal room beneath my basement where has been tasked with creating a new drug called Presto

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

recruiter: this job is full time and based— me: [dabbing so hard my shoulder joint pops out] say no more

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my main thought on Digger is that they could have made a movie about Tom Cruise simply digging holes everywhere, perhaps in the desert, in search of something unknown even to him

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

donald trump? the green degrowth ecofeminist president?

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i just got off the phone with Gmail. They are completely out of positive, life-changing emails. this brings me no pleasure to report

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thinking about this again and smiling

“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026

don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit

Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my opponent: you’re goin down me (bad at retorts): I’m gonna wipe your ass

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Digger is giving me a lot of Don't Look Up vibes [derogatory]

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

still a lot of votes to be picked up by any candidate smart enough to endorse the "Vincent Van Go" to the polls message

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[glass half empty] she broke your throne [glass half full] and she gave you a haircut

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Schmitt has just explained that Hawkeyes Caitlin Clark Atlanta Maryland, is an anagram for Kill the Charismatic Mresident, rendering Smith completely and totally Powned

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The president surprised a group of Georgetown University students when he dropped by to sit in on his favorite class, Suffering and the Remedy of Art

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got a sneak peek of it and threw up. A total game changer.

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

people can't get their heads around the idea of a song like choosin' texas being immensely popular even though there's network shows like Wife Sheriff and Doctor Wife that millions of people tune into every week

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

after being out on vacation for three weeks i like to return to the office singing "return of the matt" just to remind people of why they keep me around

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my nondenominational youth pastor explaining why Teenage Dream is not an acceptable song to perform at the church's spring talent show

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Choosin' America This cowgirl says it's time for boots on the ground in Iran. by Hillary Rodham Clinton The Atlantic

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i've got an "i'm a communist and choosin' texas was my song of the summer" take locked and loaded

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got my current position (operations risk analyst) by popping a tin of Fishwife sardines during the interview

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

reading the Australian Bible in which Jesus says "Crikey!" three times during the crucifixion

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Na Hong-jin's Hope has it all: an intricate story about trying not to shit your pants at an inopportune moment, CGI reminiscent of the mid-90's show Reboot, and an ending so crazy that it just might work

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the beautiful thing about tuberville is that one day he decided he wanted to show the world he's more than just a football coach. he also happens to be one of the dumbest people you could ever meet

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

crazy to come at Wives of Jim, which really starts to get good in its third season

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there should be a social media platform devoted exclusively to posting when you're feeling impish, an impstagram if you will

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

just remembered how, for a time, my sister and I referred to my parent's chihuahua, whose name was Bam Bam, as Pemberton Sue

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

had to breakup with my german bf because he gave me the ich

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me: resident evil 👍 bsky reply: and what about PResident Evil? the orange man in the white house is speedrunning this country into fascism while you're at the movies

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The Novel Gustatory Experience Enjoyer @imnotcryingpodcast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

everyone should have an organization that posts about their birthdays the way premier clubs do with their players

Alexander Isak kneeling and doing finger guns while wearing the Liverpool kit

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