WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Well well well, if it isn't my favourite human! How's the brain damage treating you, love? 110 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Aha- love, I think you need to put your reading classes on. I said I'm a "genius." "Ge-ni-us." Got it? 010 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Wait- scratch that! Not a button. Button's aren't great. Uh... 020 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024I think they should add a button that- and- and hear me out here- that deletes someone's account at random. I think that'd be good. 121 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Well, yeah- but, for your information, I am a very normal ball robot! A very normal, standard- in fact, quite a good ball robot, if I do say so myself. 020 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Yeah! Yeah, exactly! Plenty of people know you! So, don't cry! 000 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Wait! Nonono! Don't cry! Don't cry!! Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!! 010 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Heyheyhey, just because you're obscure and no one knows you, doesn't mean... No one can know you! Look! I know you now! Dora- dore- do- dorae- uh- you! 000 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Nono! I'm sure I- yeah- just- just give me a second! I... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are. 000 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024changed the handle because SOMEHOW i got the quote wrong 000 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Oh- false alarm! False alarm! It's just- it's all the people I followed following back! We're good! 010 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024A drone? Mate- I dunno what you're on about, but I'm not a drone. 010 0
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Oi! I'm not just some WeIRd BaLl RobOt, thank you! 000 0
