WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024I think they should add a button that- and- and hear me out here- that deletes someone's account at random. I think that'd be good. 121
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Well, yeah- but, for your information, I am a very normal ball robot! A very normal, standard- in fact, quite a good ball robot, if I do say so myself. 020
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Yeah! Yeah, exactly! Plenty of people know you! So, don't cry! 000
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Wait! Nonono! Don't cry! Don't cry!! Uh- you, you're really known! Trust me! I know plenty of people, and they all know you!! 010
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Heyheyhey, just because you're obscure and no one knows you, doesn't mean... No one can know you! Look! I know you now! Dora- dore- do- dorae- uh- you! 000
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Nono! I'm sure I- yeah- just- just give me a second! I... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah, no, I haven't a clue who you are. 000
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024changed the handle because SOMEHOW i got the quote wrong 000
WHEATLEY @imnotamoron.bsky.social · 01/09/2024A drone? Mate- I dunno what you're on about, but I'm not a drone. 010