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@imnotagolftee.bsky.social
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You haven’t seen the ( world,⠀ ) so you don’t know. You keep going for⠀⠀ ⠀ ( family ) that’s about it ☠︎︎ .ᐟ ⠀⠀ @UnitsNurse.Bsky.social ❤️💜 ( Parody )

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ˣ 🩹⠀⠀CASSIE ⠀⠀MCKAY⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @wearsmonitor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 ❞ Cassie McKay, resident physician at Pittsburgh trauma medical centre, divorcee, mother to Harrison Ashcroft, former addict, was on house arrest, taken by @agentashcroft.bsky.social
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ˣ 🪪⠀⠀KATE ⠀⠀LETHBRIDGE-STEWART⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @leadsunit.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
❝ 𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓❞ Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, leader of UNIT, divorcee, mother, older sister, aunt, keen gardener and outstanding bridge player. Taken by @bostonssmuggler.bsky.social
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ˣ 📷⠀⠀JESSICA ⠀⠀JONES⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @createdalias.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
❝ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐈𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲❞ Jessica jones, private investigator, owner of Alias investigations, adopted sister of Trish Walker, formally apart of the defenders, taken by @invisiblesmarts.bsky.social
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𐙚 Sarah Miller ﹙ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐲 ރ ﹚ 𐙚 @surv1v1ngrose.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
「 ✦ 𝑠𝑎𝑟𝑎ℎ ʀ𝑜𝑠𝑒 m𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 ✦ 」 ˖ new, independent and au portrayal ˖ ships with heavy chem ˖ daughter of @imnotagolftee.bsky.social ˖ niece of @snprsvengeance.bsky.social ˖ crossovers welcome ˖ #TLOURP | #Mvrp ˖ age depends on SL (aged up or down) ₊˚⊹ fc: mckenna grace ₊˚⊹ like & retweet
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ˣ 🕊️⠀⠀JOYCE ⠀⠀BYERS⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @quinnslittlebird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
❝𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞! ❞ Joyce Byers (née Maldonado) Mother, worked at Melvald’s general store, Hawkins resident, divorcee, will do anything for her children, taken by @joycesbumblebee.bsky.social
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ˣ ❄️⠀⠀LUCIANA ⠀⠀RICHARDS⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ) @snuckship.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
❝𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜. 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞?❞ Luciana Richards, Reed Richard’s sister, known as Snowfall, ice and snow based powers, member of the fantastic four, lab assistant, Aunt to Franklin and Valeria Richards, mother and taken by @lovesgolfclubs.bsky.social
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ˣ 🔥⠀⠀JOHNNY ⠀⠀STORM⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @flamescosmic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
❝ 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ❞ Johnny Storm, The human torch, member of the fantastic four, younger brother of Susan Storm, uncle to Franklin and Valeria Richards. taken by @typicallgrimm.bsky.social
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Texas Golf Massacre ( Parody ) @imnotagolftee.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@unitsnurse.bsky.social Joel sat down in front of his love and takes her hands gently before caressing them also gently but Joel is also looking into Persephone’s eyes. “But that isn’t the complete truth Darling, is it? You can tell me anything. Please tell me what is bothering you, Darling.”
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Texas Golf Massacre ( Parody ) @imnotagolftee.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@unitsnurse.bsky.social “I definitely agree.” Joel smiles and takes Persephone into his arms and then gently caresses Persephone’s lower back whilst smiling. “Truth be told I am so glad that she is having most of your features darling, whilst also mixing mine in there just a little bit.”
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Texas Golf Massacre ( Parody ) @imnotagolftee.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@unitsnurse.bsky.social Joel nods his head knowing that Persephone is right and smiles before returning the kiss on Persephone’s cheek. “You’re right. I don’t think it matters how old Sarah gets, even when she turns thirty and probably with a family of her own she will still be my little girl.”
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Texas Golf Massacre ( Parody ) @imnotagolftee.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@knowsstars.bsky.social “She definitely does. I think that it’s cute that she looks like Tommy and Ruby is a mini you, it’s perfect.” Joel smiles and watches over Violet at Stephanie’s side and then gives Stephanie a gentle squeeze “Okay Stephanie. What next? Should we go and hang out with Violet?”
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ˣ 🦋⠀⠀VIOLET ⠀⠀MILLER⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @createsorder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
❝𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❞ Violet Miller, the sapphire witch, order magic user, nexus being, destined to restore the world, adopted, mother, sister, travels the multiverse, taken by @verdantsurvivor.bsky.social
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Texas Golf Massacre ( Parody ) @imnotagolftee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You haven’t seen the ( world,⠀ ) so you don’t know. You keep going for⠀⠀ ⠀ ( family ) that’s about it ☠︎︎ .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Literate and Descriptive, UK timezone, female writer. taken by @unitsnurse.bsky.social, husband, father, uncle, survivor and Texan.
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ˣ 🩺⠀⠀PERSEPHONE ⠀⠀MILLER⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ) @unitsnurse.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
❝𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬❞ Persephone Miller (née Lethbridge-Stewart) Pediatrics doctor, former medical nurse for UNIT, middle child, aunt, mother, married to @imnotagolftee.bsky.social
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