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Jessica Darling

@immolatrix.bsky.social
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"Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben wenn man klares Wasser will." ~R+ 📍: PDX 🏠:🗽 ❤️: 🇩🇪 #MusicSky #MusicianSky #FoodSky #CookingSky

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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 3h
I just got a sudden fear about what if my therapist just dies. I'm not expecting that, but nobody expected his brother to go into a coma and not come out, either. He is in his 70s and I don't know why he had to go back into the hospital this time.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Okay okay so STORY TIME about how I was effectively BANNED FROM LIBRARY SERVICES IN NEW YORK because of the damn hippies at the Woodstock library! 🧵 #storytime #library #Woodstock #NewYork #hippies #BookSky #books
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyway I'm from WOODSTOCK, NEW YORK; don't talk to me about hippie/hipster/indie anything. 😂 We INVENTED the indie record store, the hipster coffee spot, the locally-owned curio shop. Our library was the first in the state to do away with late fees.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
McDonald's Monopoly should give you an extra Chance Card play for every 3-5 duplicate game pieces you get, like virtually EVERY SINGLE other app game in existence (including the Duolingo scam challenge!). #McDonalds #Monopoly #gamepiece #chancecard #gameplay #Duolingo #challenge #duplicate #app
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Duolingo's "Junior's Toy Hunt" challenge is an outright scam. 8 days, only 4 puzzle pieces per day, but you need 54 puzzle pieces to claim the prize?? So there's no way to win the challenge without BUYING pieces. #Duolingo #challenge #puzzle #puzzlepiece #puzzlepieces #DuolingoChallenge #gems #XP
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He got back into town and scheduled our usual appointment this week and then yesterday sent me an email canceling it because he's back in the hospital again. 🥲 He didn't say why but I assume it's related to the back surgery he recently had. 🥲
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My therapist was out for 2 weeks for surgery, I got 2 sessions, and now he's out again for at LEAST this week because his brother is in a coma and they're removing his feeding tube; who knows how long he'll actually be out since the brother is probably going to die. 🙃 #therapy #therapist #surgery
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Almost certainly"
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Blond puttanesca" (linguine with tuna, anchovies, arugula, and capers) from the @nytimes.com Cooking section. I'm not the most professional plater or food photographer but I can serve it up. #CookingSky #FoodSky #cooking #pasta #puttanesca #dinnerselfie #dinner #kitchenwitch #linguine
A photo of exactly what the post describes.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can never scream in my #dreams (anymore). Whether I'm having an actual #nightmare or it's something like "if you do that I'll #scream," it always comes out like a #whisper. If I put a lot of effort into it, it turns into real life effort and I wake myself up by getting out an "uh" in real life
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At the #sandwich shop a guy asked if I could buy him a sandwich and I said sorry, I don't have any money (which is true; I was using points), but then they were out of all of their #bread. I got the last full loaf, & then they only had "mini" sizes, so I said OK, I'll buy him a mini.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do follow/interact with some people who make #fitness content, but #Instagram keeps showing me #ads that say "you're driven, you're #disciplined, you're successful in everything else, you eat clean, you do everything right; why aren't you reaching your fitness #goals? It's because XYZ"
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Girl please. If I'm at "no capacity" there's no way I'm even starting any task, let alone completing THREE. Especially not one that'd prevent a consequence or make my life easier. This girl made a reel about how she stays functional with depression & ADHD, "on 1% and no capacity."
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven't made the "metal" "sign of the horns" 🤘 in so long, I completely messed it up and came out with ASL for "ILY" 🤟 I AM A FRAUD #ASL #heavymetal #metal #heavymetalmusic #MusicSky #MusicianSky #signlanguage #sign #ily #ILoveYou #horns #hornsup #signofthehorns #fraud #poser
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Edward Givens @edwardgivens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dare to declare who you are it is not so far from the shores of silence to the borders of speech the path isn't long but the way is deep you must not only walk there you must be prepared to leap - Hildegard of Bingen
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Ascension, from Lingua Ignota
YouTube video by Edward Givens
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The automated system voice on my doctor's office's hold #recording obviously had a #typo when they were setting it up. 😅 "...otherwise, contoonie to hold..." 😭 #automatedsystem #phone #doctor #doctorsoffice #automatedphonesystem #onhold #holdmusic #hold #telephone #office #officephone #workphone
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Es wär ganz nett gewesen, wenn sie mich um Erlaubnis gefragt hätten, bevor sie eine Skulptur von mir und meinem Freund in den Festsaal stellen.... 😏 #Skulptur #ArtSky #StadtschlossWeimar #WeimarerStadtschloss #Weimar #Stadtschloss #CupidandPsyche #SiblingRivalry #AmorundPsyche #Sculpture
Eine Skulptur im Weimarer Stadtschloss von einem unbekannten italienischen Bildhauer. Sie trägt unterschiedliche Titel wie „Amor und Psyche“ oder „Kaunos und Byblis“ – wobei ich eigentlich dachte, diese im Schloss sei als „Sibling Rivalry“ oder sowas ähnliches beschriftet gewesen.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes I have to check and make sure my favorite people on here are still there, still active, and still following me and I'm still following them. "Bluesky has no algorithm" is apparently a bald-faced LIE
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW you tell a man that he won't drive you away and he's like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
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🅼🆁. 🅼🅸🅺🅴 🟤🟡 @mrxmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#booksky
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sullivan's Gulch "Gulch-o-Rama"! The neighborhood Young Adults™ (they're kids to me) have a jazz band, and one of them plays the flugelhorn! I'm waiting to see him actually play it; hope I didn't miss it. #SullivansGulch #flugelhorn #jazzband #livemusic #blockparty #PDX #PortlandOregon #SGNA
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me: *quotes my own post in order to say something about it* Also me: "Someone reposted my post?? I didn't get a notification; who reposted my post?!"
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another thing I remember was that there was a commercial on the radio, I don't remember what it was for, but it had a loud outdoor city noise with a jackhammer going, honking, & it also had someone screaming just to make it even worse. #radio #commercial #ad #TwinTowers #WorldTradeCenter
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I always miss important #milestones but I guess I'm going to make a post juuuuust in time. On 9/11 I woke up at the exact minute the first #plane hit, although I didn't know it until later, of course. #September11th #September11th25thanniversary #TwinTowers #WorldTradeCenter #NYC #NewYork
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looks like I was right and they REALLY phoned it in. I'm not sure why they thought they were gonna get any steam behind them in this tiny area at an extremely popular establishment with rabid neighborhood support but that's what they thought I guess.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So apparently there was some kind of #protest at #TheSportsBra a few days ago; I genuinely do not understand what their problem with it was, but I guess they planned another for today, happening now, & some counter-protesters were planning to go there & counter-protest.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When my nose is cold everything is cold. I am freezing but if I get out of bed to do anything about it I'll never get back to sleep. If I'm too cold I can't sleep, either. My feet are warm, though, so maybe if I pull the blanket over my head I can sleep. With a little hole to breathe out of.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I accomplished ~half of my #goals 1-2 days late, but it's okay bc it was just a self-imposed #deadline, & it was a MASSIVE #accomplishment considering how bad I felt. So I came here to post & add, "and now the man in my life KNOWS BETTER than to upset me on a deadline." But he doesn't. 🙃
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WHY DOES MY GOOGLE DRIVE HAVE A SPAM FOLDER #Google #GoogleDrive #Spam #SpamFolder #SpamFilter #Folder #Drive #Files #Shared #SharedFolder #SharedWithMe
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is a gorgeous day today and I literally cannot get out of bed, send help
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder how many people on BSky this will appeal to (IYKYK!)? Two? 😉 Halloween is always my busiest season! 😂🧁🎃 #cupcakes #creepy #Halloween #dance #ballet #balletlessons #dancelessons #dancestudio #choreography #creepycupcakes #nicecupcakes #cupcakesarecreepy #cupcakesarenice #DanceSky #FoodSky
Counter card advertising "Creepy Cupcakes" October 8-10 & 15-17, 2026, with no additional information. A QR code and URL are blocked out, as is the identifying name of the Dance Center location.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used to do the #NYTimes games every single day: #crossword, #Wordle (and don't forget #Wördl: Wordle auf #Deutsch!), #Connections, #Strands, #SpellingBee. I used to do the crossword in bed at night while falling asleep. I still do them off & on but I don't remember when I stopped doing them daily.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@d3esika.bsky.social I have no idea who you are but I must be friends with the only other Džesika I've ever seen! 💐
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I may have put entirely too much oil in my bath 💧🫗🛁 #bath #bathtub #bathoil #oil #epsomsalts #soak #soakingtub #hottub #hotbath #bathing #bubblebath #BathSky
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day theonion.com/americans-celebrate-10…
Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In honor of #LaborDay, I'd like to tell the story of the wonderful #socialist #disability #attorney I got, one of the few #privileges of living in a small town in rural #upstate #NewYork. (Pardon all the #hashtags but if I don't use them, nobody EVER sees my #posts.)
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! #LaborDay #middleclass #uppermiddleclass #lowclass #digitalnomad #classwarfare #wagetheft #wageworkers #minimumwage #middleincome #lowincome #socialist #socialism #holiday #holidaypay #PTO #paidtimeoff #WFH #workfromhome #dayoff #paidholidays #holidaypay #salary #hourlywage
"Labor Day is a wonderful socialist holiday in which *checks notes* the middle-income laptop job class takes a long weekend while the low-income hourly wage workers go into work anyways [sic] because taking holidays is financially unrealistic."
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! #LaborDay #WAP #CardiB #meme #screenshot
"Certified freak, *seven* days a week? This is why we must unionize"
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can someone please #educate me on how to formulate the photos/pictures/memes I post here so that when it's a screenshot of a text post, the entire text is visible without clicking to expand the image? #photos #pictures #memes #text #textpost #screenshot #clicktoexpand #image #LaborDay #PhotoSky
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sachsen-Anhalt sollten sich anhalten. 😑 #Sachsen-Anhalt #Sachsen #Anhalt #Wahl #wählen #AfD #Deutschland
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@skywatch.blue Adding my request to remove the "inauthentic fundraising" label erroneously applied to @twm1958.bsky.social I love his posts about his dinner & neighborhood cats. We don't want to allow all posts with that label in order to see them! No fundraising here; please remove the label.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i was almost going to have a good weekend and accomplish my goals and feel good about myself for once. almost.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
EVERYTHING is happening next Saturday. EV-ER-Y-THING. It will be physically impossible for me to do everything. A more functional person might just get up early and go to bed late and have a super busy day, but if I even think about that, I won't get out of bed for a week. 😩
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NEW: Pope Leo XIV does his last six-seven of the summer.
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jeez, why was I such an Angry Goth™ back then? 😂 #Facebook #memories #FacebookMemories #17YearsAgo #TheKillers #TheDarkness #goth #GothsOfBluesky #GothSky #MusicSky #Music
"Jessica Darling is sick of bands with names like 'Killers' and 'Darkness' and 'Black Of My Soul' who give a certain impression and then play pseudo-punk synth pop. YOU ARE NOT BLEAK if your stage scenery includes a mirrored disco ball."
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WOW I am at exactly the same amount of #followers as I follow! Quick, someone #follow me so I can briefly have more followers than I follow before I follow someone else! 😆 #Bluesky #following #followerscount I wrote "follow(er[s])" so many times I forgot how to spell it & keep thinking it's wrong
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As I empty a bag of Taylor Farms #spinach into a #Tupperware container, I feel the need to remind everyone that it's still safe as long as you cook it thoroughly. Even though nobody would've known if I hadn't just self-disclosed on Al Gore's Internet™ #TaylorFarms #cyclospora #cyclosporiasis
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Jessica Darling @immolatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't remember when I started cooking #eggs for breakfast every morning but now that I do, a bowl of "protein cereal" just doesn't cut it, even if it has enough #protein; it's probably the fat in the eggs I guess? #FitnessSky #proteinbreakfast #breakfast #morning #cereal
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