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Claire Gonna Claire

@imclairetho.bsky.social
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When I said I wanted to be an actor I did not expect to be an extra in the series finale of Democracy.

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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
My mom has completely lost the plot. Read me for filth for drinking a frap because “dessert isn’t breakfast” and then proceed to serve me a slice of frosted lemon cake for breakfast
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Just watched one of my dayhab clients think long and hard to come up with the worst insult she could think of. Apparently it’s calling someone “a mean old chickenhead” and I’m not remotely disappointed in this information.
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Look yall I’m trying to follow Jesus but my main instincts are to flip tables to rebuke stupid people so I’m not sure I’m sticking the landing here
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Just Animal Things @justanimalthings.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
So squishy
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me: I’m in a really good mood- I should call my mom and say hi! Me later: I am an idiot and my good mood is ruined
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“Beware the old men in a job where men die young.”
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Why aren’t we talking about how hard the drums go at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Today I learned my rat, Bubbles, has been faking a recurrent ear infection because she likes her flavored antibiotics. I am no longer the smartest living thing in my own home
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Hello, Police? The ASPCA commercial is emotionally abusing me again
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Beau is stoked about his Christmas gift.
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy Christmas, folks. Be good to each other.
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just gonna leave this here.
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US News Now - World’s leading Liberal Voice @democracyblue.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My toxic trait is that I would try to pet the animals instead of making freaking GORGEOUS sketches of them.
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Liverpool crazy🏳️‍🌈 @nastywoman1975.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Good morning blue sky .
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💙RoamingCaptainRoman💙 @roamingcaptain.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Jingle bells Something smells Where is my cat and what has she fucking done now
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
last christmas i gave you my harp the very next day you gave it away what the hell you expressed interest in learning concert harp
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Why so grumpy, Juni-cat?
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
There’s something about seeing your worst bully leading worship that inspires some very non-Jesus-approved feelings in my crusty lil Grinch heart
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Just Animal Things @justanimalthings.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Brutal hippo attack caught on camera
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I think I’m real tough stuff until I have to tell my sweet client with IDD that we can’t go to the much-anticipated Christmas party tonight (cancelled bc of flu). If anyone needs me I’ll be crying in the supply closet
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Beau is refusing to participate in existence today. Fuckin’ genius
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
this is your seasonally scheduled reminder that Mannheim Steamroller slaps, actually
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Richard Nicholls @richardnicholls.net · 25/11/2024
If today is hard for you for any reason, I’m sorry. You deserve better and I hope you get it soon. Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, I don’t know. But at some point whatever’s weighing you down is going to feel lighter. Sit it out, you’ll get there. ❤️
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This is Juni. She’s pretty cool.
My small tabby cat, Juniper, in sitting on my lap desk and looking straight into the camera.
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’ve decided to take the leap and become a full-time mumbling, incoherent wreck
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I swear to god I could lose an object while actively using it
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My cat just informed me that she will be raising my rent. I don’t know where she thinks I’m gonna get that much catnip and churu
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Anyone have a spare void I can scream into?
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
“Did you scrape your nose?” No Janet I’m wearing this cotton ball and washi tape on my face because it brings out the annoyance in my eyes.
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My pen collection has reached catastrophic size, so unfortunately I’m going to have to get rid of some. Just kidding I’m buying more
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
10% chance of flurries? Sorry, I’m afraid I have to cancel everything
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Saw a cyber truck this morning and it ruined my whole day
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Our worship leader may love Jesus but apparently he fucking HATES sopranos
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My mom just found out that “yes, I went to church and took communion” means I went to Target and had a Starbucks
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m watching Anna Lapwood on YouTube- the sheer volume and power of a cathedral organ never ceases to amaze me. I want be able to play a whole building too
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Dyslexia is fun- I just spent hours confused about why South Korea was instituting marital laws
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Claire Gonna Claire @imclairetho.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My iPad will repeatedly correct Jeroboam to “Jerry Bomb” and Rehoboam to “Rehomed” but doesn’t catch the 50 bazillion times I typed “teh” instead of “the” someone please explain
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