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Imberis. She/Her. Chronically ill. I talk a lot about DnD and The Sims!

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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22m
Man, I'm so irritated about this hurricane. The stores are already out of supplies. Luckily my gas tank is already full. And we have plenty of canned food in my house so it's not like we'll go hungry if the power goes out, at least.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 17h
One of my cats is in here just ripping ass. Please, sir. Please stop. 🤢
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frantically making dresses in Dressmaker just so I can see Vivian again. (Kidding... kind of.)
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dressmaker is a fascinating game. It's so meditative, I guess? I can just sit there and make dresses for what feels like forever. They're hideous dresses but I'm having fun.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one is Gulf Waters. He's so cute but so very mischievous and he won't stop biting people.
screenshot from the game The Sims 4 of a toddler Sim. He has red hair and weirdly bushy eyebrows for a toddler, brown eyes and some freckles. He has on a red shirt with white trim.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some adult stuff feels so absurd. Like what do you mean I need to hire someone to trim some trees? And yet. The trees need trimming. They're starting to get very large and unwieldy and their branches are almost touching the roof.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made brownies and they look like pure dookie in the picture but holy shit they're delicious. They have that crackly top and they're fudgy on the inside and the edges are chewy. So good.
A glass pan of brownies all still in one slab fresh from the oven. The top of the brownies has a crackly texture.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This game really breaks my brain as someone with aphantasia, aka I don't have a "mind's eye" and can't picture things in my brain. So the patterning + fabrics with print is very confusing to me but luckily the game is pretty flexible with letting you slap things together.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oooooooh I got that Dressmaker game and accidentally spent a full hour making two dresses.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh nooooo. That's brutal.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a new sims family and the mother, a mermaid, is named Misty Waters. I named the children (so far) River Waters and Gulf Waters. I'm so sorry. I had to!
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mom is doing okay in the hospital. I think the oxygen is really helping her. She has pneumonia again but in a different section of her lung this time. One of my neighbors very kindly brought over dinner for me and dad. So nice.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just checked and there's still one post on there that seems to be your work, unfortunately. I reported it.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a new food truck in town and I was so looking forward to it... and then I saw their shitty, AI generated menu. You only have SIX menu items. That's it! How hard could it be to just take a few photos of the six items?!
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My mom had to go to the hospital again because her breathing is bad. She has pneumonia again. I think her lungs are just so damaged from having covid a few months ago. Meanwhile, my dad almost fell down and scraped his arm, but seems otherwise fine, and I had a brief nervous breakdown earlier.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It feels like I swallowed glass and then someone wrung out my intestines after they punched them for a while. Thanks, Crohn's! 🙃
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had a weird security breech notification on my PC and I'm like 99% sure it was from my neighbor's new truck?? I did everything I know how to figure it out and my PC seems fine. The only weird thing I noticed is that a new available network appeared in my wifi settings, labeled the truck's brand.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think maybe the bright light hurts my dad's eyes and he just won't admit that because I have the most stubborn parents to ever exist. But you can just -tell- me that and I'll get you a lamp with a dimmer, dang.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lately my parents haven't been turning lights on in the house and I'm like... What are we doing? I'd like to see where I'm going, thanks. It's not even to save money because they leave the tv on in every room there's a tv! So I'm just wandering around the house via the light of a television.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't love an advertising email about a sale but the subject line is "It all ends tonight!" Girl, what?! That's ominous as hell.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My baby cousin turned 18 and had a dinner party for her birthday. I think when I turned 18 I immediately hit the club.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Rolling Stone might not understand that a lot of people just don't listen to the radio anymore. The only way I even knew this song existed was because they play it constantly on my local pop station and I listen to the radio in the car. Otherwise I'd also have no idea.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made it through the Fire Temple and now I'm at the boss and I forgot how incredibly annoying the second half of its fight is. Sheeeeesh.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooooh I wish I could just skip the Fire Temple in Tears of the Kingdom. It feels like it takes forever riding along the rails to get to the puzzles.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perimenopause PMS rage is truly something spectacular.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every single year I forget that the change in weather/seasons makes my arthritis flare up so bad.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My city: We're getting a tea room. Me: How fun! How whimsical. My city: It's behind a gas station and next to a car wash. Me: How... fun? How... whimsical?
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was playing D&D with said friends and my character had to sing something. For some reason I decided I had to actually sing out loud? Except all I could come up with was an operatic version of "My Humps." Couldn't think of a single other song in the moment. Absolutely blank except for "My Humps."
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm really bad at remembering songs on the fly unless I'm playing Name That Tune. I know so, so many songs but my brain just doesn't have that particular kind of recall, I guess. My friends used to test me by flipping through radio stations! However.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My neighbors have a swing in their yard and I saw a squirrel sitting on it lightly swinging in the breeze but it was too far away for me to take a video! 😭
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Priscilla: Yes. Swimming lessons as a child. Then she was a pirate, briefly. Then a boat captain of sorts with a boat-in-a-box, so she was always near the water. Vera: Only out of necessity b/c so much of her adventuring was under water. Otherwise it ruins her hair so no thanks. Flutter: Barely!
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The little gems on my press-on nails aren't encapsulated and I've scratched myself twice with them! Dangerous.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tears of the Kingdom: I can not stop calling Tulin "Tustin" thanks to Game Grumps.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the truth is we out here
Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been replaying Tears of the Kingdom but good grief it's hard for me to stay on task in that game. Every two seconds there's some little thing to do and then I wind up halfway across the map on accident.
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Hall Of Mirrors Artworks @homartworks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am going to cry. I thought I was fine. Maybe I FINALLY had one weekend of peace. Now I need $500 IMMEDIATELY just to get back to solid ground because OVERDRAFT JUST SWALLOWED ME WHOLE and WILL JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE PLEASE HELP! PLEASE BOOST! SERIOUS EMERGENCY! #MutualAid #TransCrowdFund
A cropped screenshot of a text from my bank stating that I have -$474.08 in my account.A screenshot of the QR code for my Venmo account HallOfMirrorsArtworks
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ugh, I think the wifi card in my PC has died. I've done everything I can think of and it won't connect to the internet, but then my PC will connect just fine on this little USB wifi adapter that I just plugged in. 🙃
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sure the good people at Star Stable know that a big chunk of their "horse girl" audience is actually 30+ year old women so they were throwing us a bone with this one.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And! They recently updated some of the character models in Star Stable and, uh, they made the blacksmith real hot.
Screenshot from the game Star Stable. It's dusk/nighttime. There are three men standing around chatting. The one in the center very clearly has a much more modern character model. He's a handsome older man with longish grey hair and a grey beard. He has geometric tattoo on one arm. The other two men are much more cartoony in style.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also the bus makes an appearance! You get to race against it, which is hilarious and silly. You used to have to ride the bus from Fort Pinta to get to Jorvik City (and the mall!) and you'd actually have to stand there and wait in real time for the bus to show up at the bus stop.
Screenshot from the game Star Stable of my player character on her horse, standing in front of a large green and yellow bus. The bus is wearing a pink polka dot party hat.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Star Stable 15th birthday celebration is pretty cute. They have a little story quest and you get to see all sorts of characters from the past. And they have these little 3d models of important buildings from the game showing you the old version and the upgraded graphics version.
Screenshot from the game Star Stable of my player character, wearing a blue denim outfit, sitting on a black horse with a white and black striped tail. In front of them is a giant birthday cake that's pink, white, and purple, and has big candles in the number 15, with lots of balloons. There's a matching hot air balloon in the background.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know that I like the thought of my brain being two organs. Like, I guess it's fine. It's not like I can do anything about it. But I've always thought of it as a singular thing and now it's maybe two things jammed together? Feels weird.
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[Stanford researcher attempts to tell me about my other brain] jesus christ not now Stanford researcher
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really like my primary care doctor except he looks like an incredibly hot version of one of my old boyfriends. So that's... something. But he's very nice and a good doctor so eh. I'll take it.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dungeons and Dragons is wild. Like what do you mean I played a character named Vera several years ago and now whenever I hear the name something in my brain is like, "Yes? That's me?"
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I picked Cai for my first Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave run and I'm happy with my choice so far. He and his pals are cutesy. I assume it's about to get reeeeal sad, as is Fire Emblem tradition.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It has been less humid here at night and omg it's nice. It's 78°F but it feels fine without all of the disgusting humidity.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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