Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 06/10/2026I got a flat tire on this beautiful Monday morning but everything was ok cause the tire shop had a very nice cat 614470225
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think I’m going to call this wave of lunacy Republican Psychosis. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m watching Monsters about Lizzie Borden on Netflix while my husband sleeps and when Elizabetta’s baby started crying, he woke up, turned the volume down, and said, “Shut that baby up.” 😭😭😭 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 06/10/2026this is genuinely hilarious. meta you stupid sack of shit 1019729
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The accomplishment of not drinking when you really wanted to is so much greater than the temporary satisfaction of giving in. I think I’m getting the hang of this. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wanting to drink simply because you’re bored is so real. 😞 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡phoenixsoul @keikothagoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I did it! Looks like shit but I colored my rg hi nu and completed the decals. I’m so proud of myself for doing this. I just need this goddamn rain to stop so I can put a matte finish on it. 011
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nobody in my family wanted to try my peanut butter and banana waffles this morning, but it’s okay because I had more for myself. 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡Jarvis Googoo @jarvisgoogoo.com · 03/10/2026Amazing editorial cartoon re artificial intelligence by @mackinnonart.bsky.social 191329456
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡🔵Blue Dot Buckeye🔵#Blues 🦋💙🌊🗽🌪️ @buckivotesblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ouch. Painfully true new cartoon from @dennisgoris.bsky.social 🔥 #Capitalpunishment #Deathpenalty #Tennessee #ChristaPike #Blues 2147
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I thought ADOC was bad but holy shit, I’m starting to think TDOC is worse. Watching all of this unfold the last couple of days has been next level. 🤯 #ChristaPike #TDOC #botchedexecution 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026don’t worry everyone i’m gonna be ok i have employed my hack for eating 2 egg when i need protein but don’t want it (french toast) 1332
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100222461
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026White folks will throw around the N word like nobody’s business but then act offended when you call them retarded. 😂 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There’s nothing more concerning than idiots in power. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You haven’t tasted freedom as a woman until you shave your head and showers take five minutes. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think I’m the only “emo” kid who has never cared much for Paramore. Hayley seems like a dope person but I’ve just never been into the music. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tomorrow is Thursday which means I better be getting a new episode of Chainsmoker Cat. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🌙 Illy’s Sleepytime Moon Milk Recipe ☕️: ★ 1/2 cup of honey vanilla chamomile tea ★ 1/2 cup of lactose-free warm milk (unless your stomach can handle the real thing ★ 1 teaspoon of honey ★ (Optional) sugar to your liking #recipe #drinkrecipe #moonmilk #milktea #justbecause 010
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cats are the cutest. Cats are my favourite. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m not suicidal by any means whatsoever, but when my life is over, I don’t want any of my friends/family to be sad or cry for me. The way I’ve truly SUFFERED from poor mental health and the fallout of it my ENTIRE life… I look forward to one day finally resting in eternal peace. 🕊️ 001
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 28/09/2026Good morning to everyone who believes that you can eat dinner foods for breakfast (and breakfast foods for dinner), and to them only. 104107145
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do not like seeing feetloaf or hamburger meat hands on my TL. ☹️ It reminds me entirely too much of Jeffrey Dahmer and makes me want to throw up. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish I had the guts to shave my hair off in high school like I do as an adult. Every time I do, I wonder why it took me so long because it really is no big deal. 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡Irk Irwell @irk-irwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#poem #writingcommunity #smallpoemsunday #poetry 0266
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s got to be so unfortunate to have the last name Butts, or Foote. 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡Sid Fiore Branca @sidbranca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026every time i visit toronto i honestly cannot believe my friends’ dog is real 833864193
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I tried a blue margarita last night at dinner and it tasted like ocean water with fish feces inside. 000
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Don’t get me wrong, I hate Alabama’s bipolar ass weather but the one positive is that it makes for some pretty dope rainbows. 🌈 000
Reposted by Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡جميلة @whoevenisjah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Was going to try no sugars and no alcohol this month and the best I can do is try again next month. 121564
Illy 🌸 ⋆˚꩜｡ @illyflowerkisser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Finally getting over the cold that’s been whooping my ass for the last week! 🤸🏻♀️ 000
